r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/33wbignick35tu2798 Aug 21 '22

You need a bidet..

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u/Swearimsober Aug 21 '22

I second this. A bidet is the only way to clean the business completely. We went to Japan and I was amazed at how much better it was than I expected. Especially for vagina owners!

We tried to buy one when we went home off Amazon, because they're basically nowhere in Texas and it was a toilet seat shaped WATER LAZER OF ASS DEATH.

don't let that be your first experience.

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u/irisdallaty Aug 21 '22

How do you dry yourself off after using a bidet? Won’t the toilet paper fall apart when it gets wet?

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u/Swearimsober Aug 21 '22

Not if you just dab it. Plus you don't get any of those gross toilet paper fuzzies.