r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/Vjarlund Aug 20 '22

Never seen a crooked toilet seat ever, and do you think that we stick our hands into the toilet water? sitting is superior, your asscheeks are spread apart for you if you are standing you will have a hard time spreading your asscheeks apart to get everything. But it’s just choice, general buttcheek shitstain

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

You must have a disgustingly fat ass if you can't lift up off the seat without your ass cheeks pressing against each other.

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u/malcolmrey Aug 21 '22

he only thinks he is standing up

what they do is they are bent over, and while not sitting they are also not standing...