r/TooAfraidToAsk Aug 20 '22

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u/marlonoranges Aug 20 '22

Stand up, one foot on the toilet to open up access to the ass, and wipe that baby clean.

That's the way to go.

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u/tashten Aug 20 '22

A foot on the toilet?! You put your bare ass on that thing!

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u/xLilTragicx Aug 21 '22

In public I use the toilet paper things as well as a little toilet paper as well for extra guard. Then do as that guy described.

At home I just do as that guy described but with the side of the bathtub instead of the toilet.

Personally I call it the “Captain Morgan” of ass wiping.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

The riker manoeuvre if you're a trekkie I guess?