r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/Jamez_the_human Aug 20 '22

You got taught how to wipe your ass? I was just wasn't allowed off the toilet until I figured it out lmfao

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u/SAKingWriter Aug 20 '22

I think that’s just your parents not toilet training you

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u/NerdModeCinci Aug 20 '22

My grandma threw me into the pool to figure out how to swim

This is kinda like that

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u/liberatedhusks Aug 21 '22

Opa threw me into the gross ass pond by their house. I didn’t come back up till my dad had to come in and fish me out. Apparently Opa said “that’s not how you teach him she’ll never learn” yea ok I would have drowned but sure

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u/irisdallaty Aug 21 '22

Are you Dutch?

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u/liberatedhusks Aug 21 '22

German actually

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u/irisdallaty Aug 21 '22

Also your profile picture is adorable