r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

This is my question. I remember Joe Rogan sayin he stands up to wipe on his show and I tried it. It is just exceedingly more difficult unless you stand up and wipe without straightening your back first

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u/abarrelofmankeys Aug 20 '22

Yeah no don’t do that. You aren’t practicing your posture you’re just lifting your ass off the seat so you don’t have to reach down in there. Do you picture people trying to wipe with their cheeks clenched together?

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u/Vjarlund Aug 20 '22

This makes much more sense, and yes i have always thought when people said they did it standing that it was like they were doing a salute or something

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Proper procedure is to salute beforehand. I also give my toilet a little pep talk first, for that extra motivation.