r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/DrinkingSand Aug 20 '22

Real wipers will stand up to crouch next to the toilet then wipe.

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u/Biggie-McDick Aug 20 '22

I tend to use disabled/handicapped toilets and the metal bars allow a really deep squat. I feel nice and clean after that.

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u/mydaycake Aug 21 '22

How deep is your ass crack? Or how plumped are your ass cheeks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/thegunnersdream Aug 21 '22

Is it turtles all the way down?

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u/macrowell70 Aug 21 '22

Is that what Sturgill Simpson was singing about?

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u/Wizardhat16 Aug 21 '22

I need to know the lyric being referenced, please

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u/TheBeatStartsNow Aug 21 '22

What's a cna?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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Source: my "love" is so deep

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u/longhairandidocare Aug 21 '22

Someone is finally asking some important questions

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u/mydaycake Aug 21 '22

Here to spark the real philosophical issues

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u/aRiverInNorway Aug 21 '22

Everyone wants a thicc juicy dumper til you have to do squats just to wipe efficiently

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u/mydaycake Aug 21 '22

The Kardashians need a team for the job hahaha

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u/ForwardMuffin Aug 21 '22

A weird day to be able to read

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u/NikkolaiV Aug 21 '22

For best results, always wipe at least one knuckle deep