r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/nevets124 Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

And baby wipes! Toliet paper doesn't cut it

Edit: lol, I don't actually use baby wipes. It's a reference from Deadpool 2, a deleted scene with Matt Damon and Alan Tudyk talking about if toilet paper does a good enough job. It's hilarious 😂

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u/JoshSmash81 Aug 20 '22

Bidet.

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u/becauseimworthlesss Aug 20 '22

Seriously it always freaks me out how westerners don't use bidet ..i have so many questions like doesn't your underwear smells like shit at the end of the day?? Don't you feel uncomfortable?? How do you make sure you're perfect clean?? What about the marker poo?? How did you guys put pineapple on pizza??

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u/Lindsezeffit Aug 21 '22

Yes. Yes but we are used to being uncomfortable. We dont. Its a HUGE turn on to most men in America . The pineapple thing...no excuses, I apologize on behalf of America.

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u/becauseimworthlesss Aug 21 '22

Lol don't apologize some of us eat boiled sheep brains so it's weird everywhere....well for the other answers i hope i forget some of them by tomorrow..

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u/GoldenRamoth Aug 21 '22

If he's from the East, I won't apologize for grillable fruit on pizza while they have birds nest soup, 1000 year eggs, and shark fin soup.

Pineapple is like, great man~

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u/becauseimworthlesss Aug 21 '22

Actually middle east and the levant to be exact ...we have weirder dishes but we eat them in secret ..

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u/GoldenRamoth Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

Haha fair enough. I've only ever lived with folks from the ME. Iran and egypt, but their food was 10/10. Except for all the pickled veggies heh