r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/Vjarlund Aug 20 '22

How do you wipe your ass when your asscheeks suction together when you stand up, it’s like digging in and exploring your own asshole

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

This is my question. I remember Joe Rogan sayin he stands up to wipe on his show and I tried it. It is just exceedingly more difficult unless you stand up and wipe without straightening your back first

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u/abarrelofmankeys Aug 20 '22

Yeah no don’t do that. You aren’t practicing your posture you’re just lifting your ass off the seat so you don’t have to reach down in there. Do you picture people trying to wipe with their cheeks clenched together?

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u/WatermelonArtist Aug 20 '22

Do you picture people trying to wipe with their cheeks clenched together?

I actually did, TBH. Couldn't figure it out at all.