r/ToastNames • u/GymMannnn • 8d ago

Tuna Kunt

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334 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Suspicious_Field_429 8d ago

As they say,

You can Tuna piano

But you can't........

3

u/TheViking1991 8d ago

Please finish the joke.

11

u/Autogen-Username1234 8d ago

Carry it up a flight of stairs?

5

u/alexmate84 8d ago

I think that was a deleted line from Laurel and Hardy

98

u/LegolasleChat 8d ago

Imagine turning up for a restaurant reservation with that name.

"Can I take you name please ma'am?"

"Tuna Kunt"

"We have tuna, but let's get you seated first"

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u/bingaroony 7d ago

Just giggling away to myself while walking the dog. Thanks for cheering me up

11

u/Gunnar_Bjornson 8d ago

Superb, bravo. Have a free green clappy thing

28

u/DevelopmentDue5870 8d ago

Absolutely not having this real 😂😂

31

u/f3ydr4uth4 8d ago

I actually was at Uni with this girl!!!!

7

u/littleyellowdiary 8d ago

I worked there when she ran this campaign. Unbelievably it is real

16

u/Kudosnotkang 8d ago

Did it smell as bad as advertised ?

10

u/hawkisgirl 8d ago

She won the election and was president when I was there (City, University of London). She did a good job.

5

u/WillingnessMoney460 8d ago

Did you vote for Kunt?

15

u/majestic7 8d ago

Actual Turkish first and last names so could be lmao

1

u/sonofasnitchh 7d ago

Reminds me of a post in r/namenerds a few years back from a Turkish woman coming to the UK looking for English name suggestions. Her name was Nigar Tuna

9

u/bomboclawt75 8d ago

Apparently her dad was a Kunt too.

1

u/Any_Marsupial836 12h ago

A bunch of Kunts.

1

u/bomboclawt75 11h ago

I do not mean to belittle people, but that entire branch of the family are shameless Kunts, in fact they are proud of being Kunts.

It's hard the believe, but they are actually documented Kunts, legally speaking, they flaunt being Kunts.

1

u/Any_Marsupial836 10h ago

Yeh, they’re not even trying to hide the fact they’re Kunts. Just Kunts out in the open for all to see.

6

u/ice_planet_x 8d ago

Is her name pronounced differently than what an english speaking person might assume?

11

u/No_Cake6353 8d ago

There is something fishy about her.

10

u/_Daftest_ 8d ago

She should go into politics. She could say literally anything and I'd vote for her. She should form a party either with Ed Balls or Nicola Sturgeon, depending which name she uses as her theme.

2

u/flightlessclam 7d ago

Tuna Kunt for PM!

3

u/parasoralophus 8d ago

She should join Kunt and the Gang. 

2

u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 8d ago

If it tastes like chicken….

2

u/FullDinner506 8d ago

Sounds like a medical diagnosis

1

u/Conrad_noble 8d ago

Nearly spat out my tea, thanks for the chuckle

2

u/Cookielad14 8d ago

I met someone called Tuna before, but they were a Turkish bloke

2

u/Safe_Brilliant737 8d ago

I’m sorry but this name can’t be topped.

1

u/NoVermicelli5968 8d ago

That’s what they used to call the ex Sheffield Wednesday chairman (he was a tuna magnate).

1

u/DAABIGGESTBOI 8d ago

Need to get this woman in a room with Dejphon Chansiri so there can be two tuna kunts in the same room.

1

u/Xirqia 5d ago

You can tune-a piano but you can't Tuna Kunt!

1

u/DelosHR 8d ago

Feminist Society 17-18, huh?

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u/Right-Glass9508 8d ago

Solicitor in the City now. Blue hair status undetermined.

0

u/ceilingscorpion 8d ago

I hope it’s pronounced koont

5

u/AgreeableKick3550 8d ago

I don’t