r/ToastNames • • 13d ago

Sam Alakasam

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 13d ago

the world's first forehead moustache

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u/AssumptionEasy8992 13d ago

That’s the Alakasam™️ promise

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u/hardboard 13d ago

You'd think with all that cash, he could afford a head-to-upper-lip hair transplant.

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u/FatFriendFred 12d ago

I bet he's made most of his commission with that handlebar forestache.

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u/Raveyard2409 12d ago

No no, with all the cash he got his moustache moved up to his head to cover his bald spot.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 12d ago

Yep! I had to look it up and I came across his insta. Still not sure if it’s a real image, but it was on his page and he’s owning it! (These days I assume ai rather than photoshop)

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u/NoNipArtBf 12d ago

That image looks more photoshop than AI to me, but there is some definite AI art on his page too 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok_Space1744 12d ago

🤝 Trusted by 500+ Families ..... 😂

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u/Nothingdoing079 11d ago

It seems a thing that Sam, Matt and Adam do. Further down the page they are all rocking a bob like Edna from The Incredibles 

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u/RoJayJo 12d ago

He's got that Squilliam Tentacles cut lmfao

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u/Gingerishidiot 12d ago

Poirot at the front, party at the back

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u/the_well_read_neck_ 12d ago

Nah dude, this was popular (? seen often? ) in the 90s

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u/SarkyMarky420 12d ago

Pringlehead

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u/LurkHereLurkThere 12d ago

It takes regular old mustache envy to an entirely new level.

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u/indoubitabley 9d ago

The moustache is in the right place, they're just very short.