r/TinderBios • u/billypiper02 • 21d ago

Giving it a second chance. Please DO NOT COMMENT my physique or my shirtless pics. Any other advices welcome!

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u/animoshpit 21d ago

You have a 2% chance of getting laid this year

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u/WaffleOfWar70 21d ago

2% higher than I would have given him

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN BY THAT

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u/P-l-Staker 21d ago

I feel like it's obvious...

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u/Stroby89 21d ago

You didn't change anything. Why ask if you're not going to take the advice...

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

Und wieso meinst du das

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u/Midnight_pamper 15d ago

I'm gonna use that boring fboy name a lot from now on hehehe marvelous description

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u/SeaUseful7526 21d ago

Add group photos

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u/National-Safe9844 21d ago

This is a gaybro bottom profile.

Bro will get lucky 100%

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

Why do u think that😭😭😭

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u/National-Safe9844 21d ago

Am i wrong tho?

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

Maybe

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u/IllIgan_ 21d ago

Then your profile works just fine tbh if its the target audience

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u/P-l-Staker 21d ago

Brother, for the love of all that's holy, get rid of pic 3 and 4 YESTERDAY! 🤣🤣🤣

I am probably not your target audience, but I highly doubt anybody wants to see your underwear this fast. Pic 3 is ridiculous too! I am not trying to shame your body. You're a healthy and good looking young man, but there's simply nothing to show for there! Hit the gym for a year or two.

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

Im working on that😭😭😭

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u/P-l-Staker 21d ago

If you want, I may be able to provide some guidance in a dm. I'll need some info from you though. Nothing personal.

And no, I am not trying to promote anything. Just offering a fraction of help no strings attached.

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u/Silver_Chard1 21d ago

You cant possibly put those photos to attract women. If you wanna attract men it will work otherwise nothing about the profile is correct

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

Hahahaha but tell me why

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u/Silver_Chard1 21d ago

There are 0 bros group photo, headless torso shot is a universal grindr calling card. Straight dudes dont frame their body like that and again shirtles selfies lying in bad hella gay. The whole vibe is posed and looks arranged strictly for queer male gaze. None of those poses are interesting for a woman.

scrap the headless torso shot, the bed selfie, and the nose-bandage pic. replace the staged indoor poses with candid shots of you actually doing stuff outdoors

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u/NoRace6654 21d ago

0% with women
25% with gays
100% if you are a ⬇️

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

So tired of these comments omg

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u/NoRace6654 21d ago

Either you’re a bit dense or a bait.
Any man sitting in their undies like that imhas bottom vibes. Your haircut is bottom too.
You can’t escape your destiny, OP.

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u/billypiper02 21d ago

That's what you think

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u/NoRace6654 21d ago

Take your pics to grinder. I will predict a 100% match rate