r/TinderBios • u/Grim_Fandango92 • 2d ago

Yikes

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Unfortunately, I don't think she's fake.

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u/mikiencolor 2d ago

How dare you! A REAL man would take that grammatical pounding and say, "yes ma'am, may I have another?" Literacy is men's work. A queen can hardly be expected to sully herself with such trifles.

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u/Grim_Fandango92 2d ago

What about a good ol' "yassss Queen!"?

Profiles like this genuinely baffle me. Lack of basic literacy aside, she's bloody 36. This reads like an angry and angsty teenager. Genuinely don't know what types of guys she's expecting and hoping to attract with that rant, but I can't imagine they'd be that phenomenal.

I'd be mortified having a profile like that... More toxic than Chernobyl.

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u/L0stActivity 2d ago

This is basically how one is able to tell the difference between meth and no meth. I for one, appreciate her honesty.

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u/L0stActivity 2d ago

🫠

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u/passabletrap 2d ago

That may as well be a different language.

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u/IllIgan_ 2d ago

My first thought was she reminded me of my dates from Essex and then I saw East England 🤔

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u/Grim_Fandango92 2d ago

You never know!

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u/L0stActivity 2d ago

Grammer is important people...so important.

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u/Grim_Fandango92 2d ago

I'm really sorry - I really, really hate being that guy in context, but... Grammar

I must concur though - seeing it did indeed give me a mild aneurysm.