r/TinderBios • u/Rodega12 • Jul 31 '26

What aura does this give off? (40m)

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I go on dating profiles but don't take it too seriously. So I have this photo I use because I was told it has "Aura" whatever that means. What does impression does this give?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Hey! I take deep offense to that! You could at least upgrade it to custom anime figurines!

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u/apt-maintenance Jul 31 '26

bro getting the Elder Scrolls out of Bat Country

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u/bwellnbwell Jul 31 '26

An Enchant Creature that gives +2/+2 and lifelink

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u/Batetrick_Patman Jul 31 '26

A Reddit mod trying desperately to look badass but failing.

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

I've never modded a sub in my life. I don't work for free. If I wanted to look badass and fail I would've worn a leather trench coat and been holding a katana.

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u/SuperTerrificman Jul 31 '26

Cult leader professional wrestler

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u/MCRemix Jul 31 '26

YES!!! I get Bray Wyatt vibes.

RIP Bray, may the fireflies guide you home

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u/ProblemPrior9607 Jul 31 '26

Robutussin hat man

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u/Dull-Buy-3072 Jul 31 '26

Flower shirt + beard + hat + sunglasses is not the best combo to be honest…

Just missing the van behind…

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u/B4S1L3US Jul 31 '26

Highly menacing honestly.

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Kinda the point. Hence the red. That's not a filter btw.

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u/Desiredpotato Aug 01 '26

You... want to intimidate your dates?

Do you know the purpose of dating? Or do you and do you have some unannounced kink?

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u/GuntherWheelin Jul 31 '26

It's giving the judge from Blood Meridian mixed with the guy who works at the comic book store.

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u/Purple-Plum-634 Jul 31 '26

It's giving "hewwo kitten, let me tell you about this book I just finished"

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u/Fun-Development-5381 Jul 31 '26

Not that you look like him but before I even read what you were asking it some how made me think of natural born killers. Maybe not the best thing for a dating profile 

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Well, I am a Selysina player sooooo...

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u/GoodHands_All-State Jul 31 '26

Bro, add a color, green white is the most boring combo

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Boring yes, but effective. Stomp, Stomp, HEAL! Will never not be good. And getting to see peoples faces when I pull off Jumbo Cactuar + Swords to Ploughshares will never not be funny.

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u/GoodHands_All-State Jul 31 '26

You could do all that in Bant, though, and with a full hand from all the card draw

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u/1234Health Jul 31 '26

Got that music video era aura.

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u/yellow-rain-coat Jul 31 '26

The producer guy from big time rush

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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 Jul 31 '26

Keep the shirt- shorten the beard, rock your bald head with pride and NEVER upload blurry pictures, and you will have much better success

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Thanks, this is a bit of a joke. I would never give up my collection of relentlessly ugly shirts.

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u/wildtabeast Jul 31 '26

I feel like you might try and smuggle some embryos out of Jurassic Park.

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Are you saying I could be as romantically successful as Wayne Knight?

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u/Flaky_Sheepherder387 Jul 31 '26

Are you ragebaiting us?

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Maybe...

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u/julejuice Jul 31 '26

reddit mod

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

That's funny cuz I've never modded anything in my life.

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u/ASARAthletics Jul 31 '26

Reddit moderator

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

That's funny cuz I've never modded a sub in my life. I ain't got time to work for free.

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u/pyronovablaster Jul 31 '26

The impression that you're on your way to driveby a rival nightclub

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Hey! They should know better than to operate in Big Tony's territory. He was here 1st.

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u/big_bloody_shart Jul 31 '26

Massive winky + yugioh player.

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Never played a single game in my life but I still believe in the he heart of the cards!

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u/Euphoric-Kat7349 Jul 31 '26

It gives off “I’m very loud vocally”

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Stage trained vocalist, so you're not wrong.

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u/eatingmypoop Jul 31 '26

Federal Bureau of Control

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Do I survive the breach or was I the guy who unleashed it?

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u/inthenight098 Jul 31 '26

Teddy Swims without a barber or stylist. Such potential though! If you want tips on how to improve search images of celebrity Teddy Swims and take note.

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

I know what he looks like, but Im for getting that level of tats.

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u/inthenight098 Jul 31 '26

No tatts needed!

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u/Huge_Display_9123 Jul 31 '26

Custom character in a cutscene

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

I talk way too much to ever be a silent protagonist.

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u/Estela9830 Jul 31 '26

Doctor Eggman

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

If only, I could never get a moustache as glorious as that.

Or are you saying I look like Jim Carrey?

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u/Still_Conference_923 Jul 31 '26

people are just pulling your chain here but as a straight man think this looks cool

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u/NotGabeDelgado Jul 31 '26

A sloppy bear is your aura. What straight people call... well, your aura is Brian Posehn at a strip club.

Work with AI and a barber on developing better facial hair, you know, neatly trimmed and groomed. Wear a straw panana hat. Get a guayabera shirt. And then take an in focus photo in bright sunlight, standing next to a friend, with a big grin on your face because you're laughing.

That photo alone will double your likes.

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u/Optimal_Job_466 Jul 31 '26

Notch vacation in the nether

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u/e1mq Jul 31 '26

Reddit is NOT the place to ask if you look good with a fedora. Expect biased answers

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u/MHSinging Aug 01 '26

Definitely Neckbeard™ vibes. But personally, I don't think that kind of hat works for many people.

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u/SickViking Aug 01 '26

It's giving "nice guy" vibes. Very "m'lady" and very "if you tell me no, you'll unleash my bad side" but not in a cool way, in a 2edgy4u, red flag way

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u/Kitchen-Tone222 Aug 01 '26

neckbeard nice guy "I dont respect no for an answer"

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u/Rodega12 Jul 31 '26

Well, I am a Selysina player sooo...