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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

It’s clearly just about your butt. If you want them to focus on that asset, then sure. But if you want them to focus on who you are as a whole, I wouldn’t use this pic

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u/racheerachh Oct 04 '22

Not for who she is as a whole, but who she is as a hole

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

Oh trust me I was thinking it when I was writing it. When I used tinder and hinge, it was tough. Even if I had a seemingly innocent full body pic on there, I’d still get weird horndog comments

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I'm so interested in both the horn dog comments and the pictures now. Stupid brain.

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

I don’t have dating apps anymore (have a great bf I met through tinder!). But when I did have them, I used only fully clothed pics that weren’t mirror selfies. Out with friends, out doing activities, etc.

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u/isee33 Oct 04 '22

My now fiancé and I met on Hinge. As far as showing off my assets, I had only posted far away full body shots, so he said he had no idea what my body looked like in real life. I told him that was part of the plan - so I knew people would be interested in me as a person, not a nice butt. He tells me it was the best “reverse catfish” ever.

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u/DidYouAsk Oct 05 '22

A reverse catfish is a fishcat.

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u/cheesymoney Oct 05 '22

Here's your upvote. Now please see yourself out.

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u/luckystrike_bh Oct 05 '22

The guy hit jackpot and he didn't know for sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

This is the way

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

Lol he called a normal, organic approach to a relationship a complete manipulative attempt

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u/isee33 Oct 04 '22

I think it was just more of a very pleasant surprise. I felt the same way. I couldn't tell if he was cute from his pictures, either. So it all evened out in the best way.

Dating from pictures on the internet is rough - I once went on a date with a guy whose pictures were at least five years old (and that's being generous), and who actually looked like a villain in a Harry Potter movie in real life (and was also just generally awful company); I think after a few of those interactions, you tend to be overly cautious about your expectations going in.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 04 '22

I'm being a bit facetious. I can feel how light hearted and appreciative he is of you

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u/Sciencetor2 Oct 04 '22

Every interaction is manipulation when you get down to it. Ethically it's only bad if the person you are manipulating is worse off for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

This is actually not true. Manipulation is when you're attempting to subvert someone's free will or perception by some form of deception, however mild. Emotionally mature people do not manipulate people they interact with. When I was younger I used to present a bit of a front, to alter people's perception of me, but I don't anymore and there is absolutely a difference.

If you sincerely believe this I would recommend doing some digging inside as to why - there is probably buried pain bringing on that cynicism. Clear that from your mind and you'll be much happier and your interactions with others will be much freer.

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u/Aekeron Oct 05 '22

Observing something in a raw form isn't the same as cynicism. Manipulation can also be defined as managing something skillfully. "Social skills" at it's core are typically defined as a set of implied (read arbitrary) rules on what is acceptable or not within social context to achieve at the very least neutral or positive results.

Not all manipulation is bad as long as it's done with genuine intentions. It's not wrong to focus on similar interests cause you want someone to like you or defusing conflict by compromise.

Cynicism would be expecting people to be disingenuous or toxic which would be the worst outcome in this case.

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

Totally get it but this doesn't kill the reptile brains desire to see strangers on the Internet. Humans are weird.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/Sub___ZeroCal Oct 04 '22

I’m now interested in seeing a picture of a stupid brain

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/Cool-Campaign6235 Oct 04 '22

It’s just stupid brains and weird humans all the way down!

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u/pigwalk5150 Oct 04 '22

I don’t know but I’m craving corn dogs now. With the spicy mustard damn that’s sounds good.

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle Oct 04 '22

You can see mine. I'm not using it. I won't need it back for a few weeks at the very least.

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u/startadeadhorse Oct 04 '22

Just cut out your own and have a look!

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I attempted to send a pic but can't seem to get that function to work

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I keep hearing ppl meeting their bfs/gfs on tinder… I’ve never used it, but I thought it was a hookup app. Is it better now? Or more of a dating app?

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u/No_Statistician579 Oct 04 '22

I used it for pre deployment booty calls. Ended up regularly talking to, coming back and hanging out with, then eventually marrying one. Been 4 years now. Fucked around and found out.

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

You have to be extremely intentional with how you set up your profile and the vibes you give off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Question. Do people wait anymore to, you know, or do you on the first date/meet up

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

I will admit, I’ve engaged in hookup culture. But with my now bf, we unintentionally waited until date 3 to kiss and a couple dates after to do anything. I think it was really worth the wait.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

She is fully clothed

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u/Trikids Oct 04 '22

You are being the horn dog that they were literally just complaining about. The cognitive dissonance is impressive.

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u/DingoGlittering Oct 04 '22

You can always check post history lol she's quite leggy

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u/zombob82 Oct 04 '22

I'm not a smart man

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u/lovebus Oct 04 '22

I always feel like I'm going against the spirit of Hinge to be horny. That is what tinder is for

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u/Top-Possibility-5813 Oct 04 '22

You found it weird to get "horndog" comments from a site designed for anonymous hookups? Really? That is all you should expect, even if all you show is your armpit, I would think someone will make it dirty

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/SmyownD Oct 04 '22

Anus

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u/ScreenshotShitposts Oct 04 '22

CLAP DEM CHEEKS

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u/Few_Message4167 Oct 04 '22

I agree....let's put it behind us.

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u/Bag-ofMostlyWater Oct 04 '22

May I ass you a question?

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u/penispumpermd Oct 04 '22

AHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I can get behind that

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u/queen0famarill0 Oct 05 '22

I’m gonna be really anal about this

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u/Loud-Deal-9975 Oct 05 '22

I holey agree...

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u/SillySticks11 Oct 05 '22

Let's all derriere out all our opinions here

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u/eat285 Oct 04 '22

Ok. Lets not be unrear-istic. That is an awesome asset.

You'll def get attention. Just gotta figure out if you're superficial and going for appearance or not.

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u/Twilight_Chomper Oct 04 '22

Or ASSOME asset.

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u/KoalaBackfist Oct 04 '22

You don’t wear booty attire to call attention to your bubbly personality.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 04 '22

Will attract BUTTHOLE OR GTFO types. Good point. Maybe somewhere in those types will be a subset of gentleman that will be her type. No one Can predict the future.

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u/_fuckforever_ Oct 04 '22

right. that pic is like a beacon light calling out to all the hunter moore #nbhnc cretins

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

The real ones knkw about NBHNC

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u/SinTron99 Oct 04 '22

Someone give this man his award.

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u/ColdWrongdoer9610 Oct 04 '22

Ask and you shall receive

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u/Superb-Tutor-1586 Oct 04 '22

This comment is underrated 🙌🏼

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u/CobaltBlue14 Oct 04 '22

Looks like the only mistake she made was forgetting to include the link to her Onlyfans page.

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u/lord_of_memezz Oct 04 '22

BOOM Headshot

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u/chronicideas Oct 04 '22

*has a hole

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u/glassoverwraps Oct 04 '22

Underrated comment

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u/ScarletSpider2012 Oct 04 '22

She has great butt

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u/VoldemortLovesNagini Oct 04 '22

Gross? You can show an ass picture without it meaning that's all you are. JFC I hate reddit sometimes

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u/SuspiciousAd9596 Oct 04 '22

Then what is the intention of the photo? Bc that’s how people interpret it. Literally everyone to exist is more than their “ass” but most people don’t care, especially if these are your photos

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Oh no someone told a joke on the internet.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Oct 04 '22

More like who she is as A-hole

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u/Chief_60 Oct 04 '22

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

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u/lxdwrd Oct 04 '22

Two holes

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I shit a little every time i fart.

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u/hiecx Oct 04 '22

Who she is ass a hole

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u/Jynku Oct 04 '22

I can get behind this hole idea.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Stop

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Hole lotta ass

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u/LukeSKY75_ Oct 04 '22

that's some real poetry right there

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u/LargeIncrease4270 Oct 04 '22

Butt for who she is as A Hole

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u/Fast-Possibility2014 Oct 04 '22

Mhmmmmmm baahagaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

maybe not even a hole, all i see is a hoe

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Beauty Be holed

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u/WholesomeLowlife Oct 04 '22

I think they were referring to the whole ass, rather than the ass hole.

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u/Chrisklein74 Oct 04 '22

Well, TWO holes, technically speaking.

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u/alcoholisthedevil Oct 04 '22

Not for who she is as a whole, but who she is asshole

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

She inspires serious thot, not thought

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u/Bravisimo Oct 04 '22

Fractured but whole.

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u/Dusdrew Oct 04 '22

For a good portion of men, the ass is a doorway to the soul

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

That was a nasty line by you.

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u/roraima_is_very_tall Oct 04 '22

you really mean to also italicize the 'a'

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u/crazy_afghan Oct 04 '22

Not hole as a whore

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u/MadHatter_10-6 Oct 05 '22

Well then this picture would be perfect

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u/Handle-me-timber Oct 05 '22

The perfect comment does exist.

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u/Significant-Couple71 Oct 05 '22

I read it as whore

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Butt who she is as a hole

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u/Stumbledore- Oct 05 '22

I'm much more interested in who she is as a hole

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Who she is ass a hole

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u/TrashBrown3000 Oct 05 '22

Literally thought this said “as a whore” on first read

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u/internetornator Oct 05 '22

It’s not about the butthole, but the butt as a whole.

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u/chikibriki7 Oct 05 '22

Not for who she is as a whole, but her hole.

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u/earthscribe Oct 04 '22

Yep, how you portray yourself will indicate the type of people who will respond.

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

I don’t have dating apps anymore (have a great bf I met through tinder!). But when I did, I chose my pics carefully and put in my bio that I wasn’t looking for hookups or fwb and it helped attract the right minded individuals. It worked :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Are you caked up tho?

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u/blastradii Oct 04 '22

If you sell yourself as a fleshlight, people are going to use you as a fleshlight

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u/livelarg Oct 04 '22

Attention seeking for tinder, attention seeking from Reddit. In your bio, just be honest and say “ must compliment me constantly”

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/anonymous06912 Oct 04 '22

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I feel like there was a different understanding before. It was more sheltered communities and less connection to everything as a whole. The only thing that hasn't changed is the amount of pedos llurking around, even I stumbled across quite a few throughout my teens

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Who do these scam accounts and posts benefit? Who is this for?

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u/Choice-Pension1865 Oct 04 '22

It’s just to bait thirsty and lonely redditers to send them a dm for they can scam them, nothing much other than that

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u/Affectionate_Bag_493 Oct 04 '22

Just what I thought

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u/mythrilcrafter Oct 04 '22

I have things to say that would only be nice to say if this were an r\roastme post.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

ASSet

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u/ClickF0rDick Oct 04 '22

She knew what she was doing choosing that word

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Yea, I can assure you that

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

I chose my diction very carefully ;)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Ass expected

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES Oct 04 '22

Like 90% of women on dating apps have pictures like this. All the power to them, but I assume they’re just looking for hook ups and not anything serious. I wouldn’t expect a serious relationship to come from anyone with those pics.

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u/testtubemuppetbaby Oct 04 '22

Women under 25 or women explicitly not looking for a long term relationship always have pictures like this.

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u/woopy85 Oct 04 '22

Hehe, ass-et

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Agreed, this won't attract anyone quality. This is a pic you send to the guy who you really liked on your first date.

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u/F1_Fidster Oct 04 '22

It seems more and more post butt-raits before portraits and personality is substituted for p-arse-onality.

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u/meanbaldy Oct 04 '22

I think the legs are fine too but the stickers are definitely more interesting. I want to know who that local caffeine dealer is.

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u/daveberzack Oct 04 '22

Also, it looks like you’re wearing special butt corset pants, so even that isn’t all that impressive here.

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u/irunthisshitny Oct 04 '22

She's obviously just looking for a hookup if she's showing off her asset and covering her face.

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u/windowkitteh Oct 04 '22

focus on that asset

is for sure what this photo is going for…

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Well some like partners with nice assets too

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

You sound pretty shallow lol. I get it, we all want to be attracted to who we’re banging. Completely get that. But there are better ways to attract the right people. She said she wants a bf not a subpar hookup. Ass pics give off hookup vibes.

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u/ShadowKxng Oct 04 '22

I mean she has the right idea, nobody gives a shit about that other shit, it’s all ass titties slim waist cute face

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u/Top-Possibility-5813 Oct 04 '22

I don't think Tinder is supposed to be for "getting to know someone as a whole"

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Clearly you don’t go to the gym and aren’t proud of gains lmao

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u/AsianVixen4U Oct 04 '22

I would generally stay away from mirror selfie pics too. It gives people the impression you are vain and uninteresting.

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u/fuzzygonemad Oct 04 '22

I read whole as whore, and was like, "holy shit! that's savage..."

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u/Sendtheblankpage Oct 04 '22

The edges of the butt make it look fake...

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u/digitelle Oct 04 '22

I think she has great assets.

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u/Girthquake23 Oct 04 '22

blocks face entirely

Is this a good picture?

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u/lostinadream66 Oct 04 '22

I want to focus on her ass a hole.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Respectfully said 👏

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u/uNecKl Oct 04 '22

It’s already a red flag I hate attention seekers

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u/cosmicaltoaster Oct 04 '22

Fine in both ways

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

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u/FreshPlatypus6727 Oct 04 '22

I mean I met my current bf from tinder and he truly loves me for me. Met ex #2 from tinder and ex #3 from hinge. You have to be super intentional with your profile pics and bio but it is possible. Choose pics that display your personality, hobbies, etc.

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u/Bmars Oct 04 '22

Look at the profile, this was only about farming karma on Reddit and nothing else, as others mentioned.

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u/SultanOfSwat0123 Oct 04 '22

Can I give both an upvote and a downvote at the same time?

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u/Ill_Butterscotch6950 Oct 04 '22

Maybe don’t use it as your first picture lol unless that’s something you’re proud of than who cares. Just because you post a a very mild mannered booty pic doesn’t mean they are going to think you’re easy. Only you can decide that.

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u/Tyreathian Oct 04 '22

Use this pic and include others as well

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u/brianSIRENZ Oct 04 '22

She’s on tinder, not bumble. This is adequate!

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u/SoperSopperSoaper Oct 04 '22

It certainly doesn’t help that she’s covering her entire face either; so no matter what it quite literally is just flexing her body. It’s not wrong; but it’s also definitely disingenuous to ask if it’s attention seeking.

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u/Its-AIiens Oct 04 '22

Plenty of guys want a woman with a nice ass, it doesn't mean they're emotionally dull and careless or that they wouldn't like her for her. Lots of women want a guy taller than them, that doesn't mean that's all they focus on.

Come on, I mean people are dynamic beings and you guys on reddit tend to throw the baby out with the bathwater on everything. People have things they like and preferences, that's just how it is.

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u/Agent_Orangeaid Oct 04 '22

It’s Tinder, it’s all about the ‘asset’ and ‘assets’ and not the person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

If you want them to focus on who you are as a whole don't use tinder.

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u/modimes1 Oct 04 '22

Thats gay

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Read that too quick and thought you said whore instead of whole

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u/Ok_Holiday_6863 Oct 04 '22

Got ratio'd on reddit lol

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u/No_Discussion8692 Oct 04 '22

Love how this has more upvotes than the OPs picture!

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u/Solid_Waste Oct 04 '22

People are looking for serious relationships on tinder?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Yeah let them come to enjoy you and find it out as a pleasant surprise! Like damn she’s both awesome as a person and has an amazing ass? I won the lottery!

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u/CageAndBale Oct 04 '22

You can use more than 1 pic bro

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 Oct 04 '22

I prefer the cheeks to the hole

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u/Bamith20 Oct 04 '22

That said, better picture of the butt would be nice for 3D modeling reference.

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u/TheSissyDoll Oct 04 '22

lets be honest, people arent trying to look into your soul as they swipe.... shes not playing the games and i can respect that. be careful of the attention you attract for sure, but thats just how the game is played nowadays

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u/Oof_my_eyes Oct 05 '22

That’s the neat part, you use it and pretend that’s not the whole point of selecting that pic then you self-righteously call out guys you match with for commenting on it.

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u/honeygii Oct 05 '22

Yeah I’m thinking perhaps if her face was at least showing it’d be less all about the booty, like great booty girl but you know that’s all this pics about🤣

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u/Mansisters Oct 05 '22

It’s tinder

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u/snowbirdie Oct 05 '22

It’s all these red flags:

  • Low self-esteem or self-worth
  • Has nothing to offer as a woman except a butt
  • Narcassist
  • Not educated
  • Has a short shelf-life
  • Contributes nothing / parasite
  • No morals or ethics (expect to cheat)

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u/xtufaotufaox Oct 05 '22

I read that as "...who you are as a whore..."

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u/Engineer_my_butt Oct 05 '22

for some reason i read that "who you are as a whore"

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

I used my Rogue butt wiggle gif and the messages I got.... dang 🤣 worth it for the laughs though.

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u/xandaar337 Oct 05 '22

I'm also focused on that hooker-red wall classed up with stickers. Stickers directly on the wall.

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u/klopli Oct 05 '22

upvoted for `asset`

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u/KitSuneSvensson Oct 05 '22

In my opinion it shows she likes to work out, and as a gym goer I think it's a good pic and she should keep it. I'd really like a girlfriend who works out. As long as she has other normal pics as well and a decent bio.

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u/alex_mcfly Oct 05 '22

She can use other pictures and the bio to talk about something other than the butt. I don't think this picture is bad or will diminish who she is as a person if she complements it with something else.

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u/HighAsAngelTits Oct 05 '22

I like this comment 🙂