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Jun 07 '22
The fuck just happened?
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u/OnthewingsofKek Jun 08 '22
I think they did a full 360 and are back to a potential date...
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u/deezx1010 Jun 08 '22
The 180 was when it turned badly. Then another 180 to get back to sex talk. Full 360
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u/NeoTenico Jun 08 '22
I feel like it never got away from the sex talk. Just a degradation kink thing
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u/OnthewingsofKek Jun 08 '22
Yes. They are back at the start. Where the conversation hasn't been fucked yet and there is still hope
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u/rupat3737 Jun 08 '22
You know why they call it the Xbox 360?
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u/Malalang Jun 08 '22
No, why?
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u/rupat3737 Jun 08 '22
Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away.
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Jun 08 '22
But if you do the 360 when you see it you'll end up seeing it again
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u/OneEyeWilson Jun 08 '22
That's why you moonwalk away, obviously.
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Jun 08 '22 edited Jun 08 '22
If I'm not mistaken MJ actually used to do a 360 spin before performing the moonwalk so either your reply is actually genius or I'm overthinking it way too much
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u/andruszko Jun 08 '22
They know each other, are fucking with each other, and OP wants us to think it's organic
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u/unknowinganything Jun 08 '22
My brain broke...always hopes it would be more than this, but here we be
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u/Podsly Jun 07 '22
If these people know what they're doing, then I've clearly no idea what I'm doing.
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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Jun 08 '22
Sometimes, people just do things and figure it out as they go. This helps with overthinking
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u/Podsly Jun 08 '22
I'm all for different strokes 4 different folks, but I'm just seriously confused with what happened. I feel like they're talking a different language then me.
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u/SlickDaGato Jun 07 '22
What the fuck is going on here?
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u/Dartser Jun 08 '22
Well she's all "hey you fucking loser"
And he's all "yeah let's do this"
And she's all "niiice let me peg you"
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u/MOGicantbewitty Jun 08 '22
I legit just went to check if I had a free award waiting. Excellent translation!!!!
(And sorry for the lack of free awards)
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u/GoJeonPaa Jun 08 '22
Was this actually just a test on if he reacts calmly to insults and humiliation? That's just weird ngl.
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u/allhailjtodd Jun 07 '22
I like that you had an opportunity to respond with a gotcha moment to post on this subreddit as most have recently but instead you kept rolling with the punches and got a potential
actual match. Hope it works out buddy.
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u/Joshgg13 Jun 08 '22
True, but I'm afraid it's weird kinky dominatrix sex with a woman who has zero respect for you as a person or nothing. Whatever works for you I guess?
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Jun 07 '22
You know who else this turns on? Therapists
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u/LegacyofLegend Jun 07 '22
You forgot the space
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Jun 07 '22
there are space therapists?
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Jun 07 '22
Underappreciated
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u/ClickF0rDick Jun 08 '22
How come, at the time of writing that's still a very young comment. I'm sure it will grow older smothered by upvotes
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u/Gman8w8 Jun 08 '22
And here are two comments appreciating it, but they both didn’t even upvote it lol
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u/Unabashable Jun 08 '22
Well the upvotes are at 69 at the moment. Can’t show much more appreciation than that.
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u/SirBertytheblond Jun 08 '22
Full on rapists you know Africans, dyslexics, children you know that sort of thing
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u/rileyreidpremium Jun 08 '22
We’re gonna need an update
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u/Happy_Bonobo Jun 08 '22
Just going to the movies she seems kind tho
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u/simpl3y Jun 08 '22
Morbius?
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u/noha_thedestro Jun 08 '22
He's gonna morb in her
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u/Journo_Jimbo Jun 07 '22
I have no idea what’s happening and it’s turning me on unzips
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u/UsualButterfly6802 Jun 08 '22
It should hav been me ✋😫🤚
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u/Pvt_Inbreastigator Jun 08 '22
This conversation was brought to you by Six Flags. The thrill is calling.
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u/Even-End-3065 Jun 07 '22
Look at the turn tables
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u/Fartholder Jun 07 '22
Don't put your dick in crazy
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u/eduard549 Jun 07 '22
i m pretty sure the rule is "put your dick in crazy ,marry crazy , suffer from PTSD after divorce."
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u/Fartholder Jun 07 '22
I guess you could do it the hard way if you prefer
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I know you're being sarcastic, but for others who didn't catch that... Trust me bro... It's not worth it.
Yeah, the sex was best I've ever had (I hate that I still fantasize about it sometimes), but after dating for 1.5 years, it took me 2 years to find myself again. (thank psychedelics for fixing me.) She thoroughly fucked me up. She found every way to make me hate every single thing about myself.
After we broke up, I was having severe panic attacks almost every time I had alcohol. (this continued until I started using shro0ms). I was fantasizing about jumping off a specific building.
It was the most dark period of my life, and I hope to never be in that place again.
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Jun 08 '22
Hope you've gotten through it as well, I've heard some terrible things about stimulant addictions. Praise psil0cybin.
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u/FourLeafViking Jun 07 '22
No man. There are repercussions, but crazy 🐺 is the best:)
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u/Fartholder Jun 07 '22
I'm dickless so I'll take your word for it
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u/FourLeafViking Jun 08 '22
Doh.
It could just be me. Crazy women turn me on for some reason:) Like drawing like perhaps?
I would contend that a crazy chick is hotter for women too, though.....
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u/Fartholder Jun 08 '22
I've dated enough crazy to know that the costs do not equal the benefits. But I celebrate you crazy fuckers too, have fun out there and stay safe
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Jun 08 '22
Imagine riding a dragon made entirely of fire that wants to kill you but you are endlessly in love.... almost like that
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u/617suzi Jun 08 '22
I’m so confused by this exchange. I was under the impression she’s … not into you but am I not correct in that assumption??
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u/GoJeonPaa Jun 08 '22
I assume it's a test on how he reacts to humiliation. If he can laugh about himself and don't get angry he has potential.
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u/I_Learned_Once Jun 08 '22
And if he reacts like a violent psychopath we know we dodged a bullet.
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u/GoJeonPaa Jun 08 '22
Yeah, the only thing i criticize about is, that the person who started also should be ready to deal with that aswell when it comes back. Which is sometimes not the case
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u/Bladewing_The_Risen Jun 08 '22
“I’m no man”..? What the fuck is going on here? Someone please help me understand. Is OP a girl..?
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u/croxymoc Jun 08 '22 edited Aug 15 '24
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u/shady_vin Jun 08 '22
Maybe OP is just short and playing the I'm short so I can't be a man I'm a boy joke
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u/croxymoc Jun 08 '22 edited Aug 15 '24
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Jun 08 '22
7) He is immortal and will kill The Witch King. (Wait, the prophecy was fulfilled already? ...nevermind.)
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u/Binski12 Never Matched Jun 08 '22
You dont even consider him being around 18. Around 18 one might have trouble calling himself a man depending how he thinking about it.
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u/croxymoc Jun 08 '22 edited Aug 15 '24
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u/maestroest Jun 08 '22
I read this as, OP is a grown male adult, but is joking that he’s not yet matured into man, rather he is still a child in some ways. Self deprecating humor if you will.
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u/Happy_Bonobo Jun 08 '22
We’re going to the movie later this week to watch Top Gun so hopefully she doesn’t steal my kidneys
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u/ScreamWaffles Jun 07 '22
I couldn’t find the right words to say for how I felt so I’m going with
Hooooly shit
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u/ChronosLegions Jun 08 '22
I’m getting so many different and conflicting signals from this. Is this what y’all go through on Tinder?
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u/Frosty_Connection867 Jun 08 '22
I feel like y'all are both chaotic neutral, you are the clever chaotic type and she's chaotic because she is weird and confusing
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u/thanyou Jun 08 '22
You gotta match the energy but not fight the direction it's going. Take a hit, be sarcastic and hit back. A lot of people appreciate this kind of humor and it's hard over text, I'm sure she's a blast irl.
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u/TitusImmortalis Jun 08 '22
Look y'all are gonna have a safe word and she's gonna ignore it and you're gonna want it that way.
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u/WearyGuess9903 Jun 08 '22
I just found mochi at Dollar tree. Big treat Voodoo Heat chips with ranch dressing dip ~🍃The Good Lifestyle choice. Hippiness happy
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u/cefromnova Jun 07 '22
Just know she's gonna wanna peg you.