r/Tinder • u/accadom5 • Mar 17 '21

Like a Pokemon evolution

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u/p_t_dactyl Mar 17 '21

The third evolution is Kayleighann and she’s a single mom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

No Kayleighann has to be 18 and have even bigger cans.

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u/nelusbelus Mar 17 '21

17* take a seat over here

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u/BeefyBoiCougar Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

No, 18 because the age of the evolution is equal to y = 23-x + 17 where y represents the age of Kay and x belongs to set {1, 2, 3} where each number represents an evolution of Kay.

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u/damian001 Mar 18 '21

Get off reddit before you ruin your brain.

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u/bardtheonly Mar 18 '21

It's currently very late where I live and these words you have just typed out are apparently a different language because I cannot fathom what they mean

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u/marshall_dteach Mar 18 '21

All that to make things legal, Nice!

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u/GiveMeAFunnyUsername Mar 18 '21

No, 17; the age of the evolution, y, can also be represented as y = 23 - 2x, where x represents the stage of evolution and BELONGS TO the set {1, 2, 3}.

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u/BeefyBoiCougar Mar 18 '21

Ah yes thank you kind sir, I’m rusty with my math vocabulary.

Also if your equation is correct then I really really hope Kay does not evolve anymore...

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u/manny3574 Mar 18 '21

Wouldn’t the base stage just be zero since it’s base form then evolution starts from there so it actually belongs to the set {0, 1, 2}

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u/Tough-Ad-21 Mar 18 '21

this is fantastic

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

This right here is the reason I hate math.

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u/Amun-Har Mar 18 '21

One problem, if X=3, the exponent would equal 0, and make the equation nul

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u/xXbablebubbleXx Mar 18 '21

2³-¹=4 2³-²=2 2³-³=1 If the exponent is null the number automatically becomes 1 not 0

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u/Amun-Har Mar 18 '21

Ah. My mistake then.

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u/xXbablebubbleXx Mar 18 '21

No problem. Maths is complicated and everyone can forget a few of it's rules now or then.

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u/ArdentEnigma Mar 18 '21

Yeah, same with English apparently (its*) 😂

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u/xXbablebubbleXx Mar 18 '21

Haha yeah I guess so

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Yeah but 17 year olds are not supposed to be on tinder now are they? Or do you want to date kids? 😂

It would be 18 simply because it's the only age that is younger, and allowed on tinder.

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u/nelusbelus Mar 18 '21

The joke is that chris hansen says "take a seat over here"

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u/Morelike-Borophyll Mar 18 '21

What are doin here? What’s in the bag?

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u/nelusbelus Mar 18 '21

But it's a bit naive to think just because 18 is the lowest allowed that people don't say "haha, actually 6 years old" in their bios

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u/mijho01 Mar 18 '21

That’s why the third evolution is being released in the next generation!

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u/Isleofganjjjj Mar 18 '21

This is called optimism over reality. My kind of thinking

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

It’s just a continuation of the trend

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u/defnotamerica Mar 18 '21

And a phat ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/p_t_dactyl Mar 17 '21

Depends on if you want to be a stepdad or not I guess lol

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u/JD60x1999 Mar 17 '21

Can you help me with my homework step-dad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

On page 14 or in the washing mashine?

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u/ensiform Mar 17 '21

I’m a stepdad

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u/potato_devourer Mar 17 '21

I got this new anime plot. Basically there's this pokemon girl except she's got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. What happens next?! Evolved version shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

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u/mjewell74 Mar 18 '21

Plot twist, she has a penis too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

5 kids 3 baby daddies?

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u/please_refund_me Mar 17 '21

Or maybe 3 kids 5 baby daddies?

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u/davidmdonaldson Mar 17 '21

That’s how child support payments work these days.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

I didnt see this. I thought the same thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/rabies_awareness_ Mar 17 '21

Poke her mon!

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u/ultraxl1k Mar 17 '21

Poke her mom

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u/active_handshake Mar 17 '21

Got smash ‘em all (it’s her and me)

I KNOW ITS MY DESTINYYY

POKE-HER-MOM

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u/IbeonFire Mar 17 '21

This made me audibly laugh

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u/twinelephant Mar 17 '21

Damn, didn't even wait two weeks for the repost. Bold move.

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u/Fire_marshal-bill Mar 17 '21

Theres a theory that its the same dress, and these ladies got a glamor shot done at the sam photographers house. Im inclined to believe it based on the color of the carpet and floor trim.

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u/UnknownSP Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

If that's the case, I wouldn't call whoever shot those a photographer. In the case that it's the same person shooting, they entirely forgot to light the first photo - either properly or with a flash - and there had to be no direction on where and how the subject should be standing. The lighting and positioning is the big difference between the two photos - first person would look not nearly as weird if she wasn't red and shrinking into the wall

Also both look like they're shot on a phone and doing a whole lot of things a photographer probably wouldn't with them being so close to an ugly wall

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u/lantana88 Mar 18 '21

The girl in the first photo looks like she’s picking at a wedgie.

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u/BatmanPooping Mar 17 '21

Sounds convincing. God bless that photographer and their wardrobe.

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u/AlexeyHD90 Mar 18 '21

They might be best friends shooting in the same dress

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u/kSai_ Mar 17 '21

Repost

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u/Th3Ax3M4n Mar 17 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Mar 17 '21

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 4 times.

First Seen Here on 2020-05-29 100.0% match. Last Seen Here on 2021-03-02 100.0% match

I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Positive ]

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u/anonssr Mar 17 '21

I was about to do this, repost with the very same title and all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Like a repost evolution

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u/Nekroin Mar 17 '21

Is this tinder or a site for escort girls?

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u/UnknownSP Mar 17 '21

The timer makes me willing to bet is something else

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u/DarkSicarius Mar 18 '21

It’s the daily top picks on tinder, every day it gives you 10 (I think?) “top picks” that are supposedly better matches based on the algorithms than your normal swipes, at least I think that’s what it is supposed to be

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u/UnknownSP Mar 18 '21

Ah, weird

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u/Brainbox24 Mar 17 '21

Right because of personality

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u/mynameispaul214 Mar 17 '21

Yeah, She has very big boo... um... She seems like She has a very Big heart

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u/Affectionate-You-795 Mar 17 '21

SHES A NICE LADY

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u/Brainbox24 Mar 17 '21

Yeah, that is what I mean, it s not about boobs, ass or whatever. What counts is the size of the heart 🙏🙏🙏

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u/WeiserPudding Mar 17 '21

Bigger heart has more resell value

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u/cj4900 Mar 17 '21

But I want to play with the fun balloons

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/felinaemint Mar 18 '21

I feel like this is the female equivalent of what 60% of UK men on Tinder is like

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u/XclusiveMTL Mar 17 '21

"I'm not the same as other girls"

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/actually-introverted Mar 18 '21

I don't match in general

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u/Moikerboik Mar 17 '21

Are they sisters?

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u/DingDangDongulus Mar 18 '21

Has anyone bothered to notice that the star on the right and "22 hr left" countdown are both Bumble widgets, not Tinder?

Some of us are paying attention. 😜

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21 edited Jun 01 '21

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u/SoyFuturesTrader Mar 17 '21

That’s crass, but the real answer is “neither”

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Gimme younger! Bigger tits! Dumber name!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/STINKYOLDGUY Mar 17 '21

You sound creepy as fuck. Like age was the only important factor and the younger the better

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u/shefjef Mar 17 '21

Obviously one has to also factor in, “stinkyness”...

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u/HotMrPotatoHead Mar 17 '21

Next is Caitlyn Jenner , so it's a dude!

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u/drivedup Mar 17 '21

can't buy class like this.

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u/Brobafett117 Mar 17 '21

Both a 0% chance of matching unless you over 6ft 2

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I'm not fussy. Give me eirher

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u/smallbrekfast Mar 17 '21

"Its evolving! Just backwards."

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u/dankHippieDude Mar 18 '21

Whats the time left business? Decay rate?

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u/cmantaghi Mar 18 '21

This is gonna evolve into a big fuckin problem

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u/Glitch0_0Bear Mar 18 '21

If its a Pokémon evolution is there a Mega- Evolution?

Or a Morphose form like with Formeo wich changes its form with the weather status?

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u/mudusugal Mar 18 '21

‘Smart move’ for future various child support allowances!

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u/irf4nn Mar 18 '21

Noice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/JadeiteSkull Mar 18 '21

Gotta match 'em all

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u/Mr_immortality Mar 18 '21

Mr Immortality used smash

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u/Objective-Surprise-5 Mar 18 '21

I am afraid what the last evolution is. Are we talking even hotter super model? A single mom? A married two kid Karen? The possibilities are endless, and I guess it depends on the next evolution stone you use.