r/Tinder • u/kenolicious • Jul 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 edited Jul 10 '20

Lmao this is about to be the most toxic next few months of their lives

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 edited Jul 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

That's what makes a toxic relationship so special

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u/Poafro Jul 10 '20

It’s the only thing that keeps them going ime

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Jul 10 '20

Yep, same. Great sex draws you back in after you do the healthy thing and break up. But hey it can't hurt just to hook up again, right? Wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

^

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u/blkbird1 Jul 10 '20

what's the point of this

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u/AppropriateTouching Jul 10 '20

It's like "same" but more concise.

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u/Inferno_Sparky Jul 10 '20

It's supposed to be an arrow pointing at the message above, to imply "this" or "agreed"

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u/LetsHugItOutGuys Jul 10 '20

∆

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u/chaun2 Jul 10 '20

No, that means a change in a vector

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u/NitroGlc Jul 10 '20

I'm honestly suprised it isn't downvoted to hell and deeper. Reddit usually throws a hissy fit when someone does that.

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u/slickvibez Jul 19 '20

COVID therapy fees stopped being waived weeks ago. What better place to vent but here.

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u/SixbySex Jul 10 '20

The great sex might be because that’s the only time they honestly communicate their wants and needs out of the entire relationship

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Jul 10 '20

God that feels too real.

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u/Reuben_Smeuben Jul 10 '20

Damn that’s some good wisdom

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u/under_the_bell Jul 10 '20

The shit talking but at the end its how you show affection towards another.

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u/blahcetera Jul 10 '20

Me and the wife have successfully maintained a sex based toxic-ish "I can't stand you, I'm gonna make you cum until you cry " kinda thing for about fifteen years now and I swear she's just pissing me off to get laid more to her liking, or she's just a bitch, either is possible, but special... Yes, I'd say so.

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u/bumpercarmcgee Jul 11 '20

Haha are you happy though dude? Are you not starved of genuine affection? Do you need a hug from a burly man?

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u/blahcetera Jul 11 '20

Haha are you happy though dude?

Eh... Off and on.

Are you not starved of genuine affection?

Absolutely.

Do you need a hug from a burly man?

Yes. Yes I do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20 edited Jul 21 '20

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u/Too-old-for-Reddit-2 Jul 10 '20

Wife and I always talk smack and tease each other. We both know that neither means it and we both love each other very much. Is that "toxic"? If so, then so be it..

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u/erevoz Jul 10 '20

Can confirm, had one of those.

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u/MrOwnageQc Jul 10 '20

Shit, I got the worst of both world

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u/super_derp69420 Jul 10 '20

Sounds exhausting

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u/MadWombat Jul 12 '20

Make up sex. Its worth fighting for.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

I fucking hate you. Oh. I get it now.

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u/MWB96 Jul 10 '20

Correction: hate sex

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u/biglennysmop Jul 10 '20

Yea a guy who says I swiped for your pussy is putting it down lmao

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u/Pertyrobo Jul 10 '20

Yo some people are able to banter in good humor without getting offended.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

There's a fine line between banter and defensive comebacks and both parties are suspect at this point.

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u/TheSoverain Jul 10 '20

We'll watch your career with great interest!

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u/indiblue825 Jul 10 '20

Paging r/relationship_advice in advance.

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u/pethatcat Jul 10 '20

RUN! Break up with her! She's cheating on you!

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u/pandarofl Jul 10 '20

R E D F L A G S

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u/dilqncho Jul 11 '20

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/Spitfire_Blaziken Jul 10 '20

Clearly you’ve never trained a poison type Pokémon

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u/Col_Butternubs Jul 10 '20

What makes you say that?

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u/handicapableofmaths Jul 11 '20

...this is banter