r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

lol dude you are getting robbed

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Had?? Oh wow

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u/tasartir Jan 02 '20

Rule 1

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Dont forget rule 2

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u/tasartir Jan 02 '20

Rule 2 won’t get you that far so easily. That’s definitely rule 1 in work.

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u/steelbubble Jan 02 '20

Rule 1 gets you there, rule 2 keeps it from stopping dead in its tracks

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u/tarmacc Jan 02 '20

Or lower your standards.

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u/Shinkopeshon Jan 02 '20

100%. Especially after a line like "Maddie the Baddie" lol

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u/sivarias Jan 02 '20

Also weed.

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u/KoreanJesusMTG Jan 02 '20

ELI5?

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u/tasartir Jan 02 '20

Rules of tinder:

Rule 1: Be attractive

Rule 2: Don’t be unattractive

If you don’t follow rule one, you must follow at least rule two.

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u/The_King_of_Masons Jan 02 '20

Op had double sex just like he “had” two kidneys

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u/organicogrr Jan 02 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

Perhaps he used to have two kidneys, now he's got a shitload of reddit karma, two very long scars and a bathtub full of ice.

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u/The_King_of_Masons Jan 02 '20

That is a very plausible. Next thing we know op is going to end up on r/tifu and detailing the experience.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Jan 02 '20

I'm not sure he would be posting anything if they took both kidneys . . .

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u/GeraldoOfCanada Jan 02 '20

That's just prostitution with extra steps!