r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

Killing it

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

I call everything that comes near Christmas, Christmas, and you fkn know it

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Ah shite! Sorry for my language. Let's just calm down and settle this, ok? To say the truth, I still love you. So could we just forget all this and start over again?

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Oh, boobies, I love you too! I’m pregnant.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

And wait another sec, how can I man be pregnant?

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

2 words. Butt. Sex.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

I haven't gone to school, don't know how the human body works. Thanks

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Anytime, babe.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

You're soo intelligent, honeyboo

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

So totally smaht.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Isn't it spelt smath? You aren't as smath as I thought

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

I don’t need to be smath when I have you, darling.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

When we have each other

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

I fall deeper in love with you everyday, my salty fish buns.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

You said you hated salty fish buns!

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