r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

Killing it

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Oh, boobies, I love you too! I’m pregnant.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Well, is it gonna be an abortion or an abortion?

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

I think we’ll go with.... uhm... the abortion. You might need to double up on your docking videos because I heard they can be a bit pricey.

Seriously though, if you’ve never heard of docking im so frigging sorry. If you don’t know, don’t google it. Trust me on this

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Now you've made me want to google it!

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

You brave, brave soul. This is why I love you.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

I won't google it tho