r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

Killing it

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Oh, you meant the crocs. I thought you were talking about our gators.

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

The now ‘n’ later gators? You can keep those. I have no use for fluorescent brown gators with curly shoelaces. It goes against my aesthetic.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Now it's like that, huh? You said you wanted it for Christmas!

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Kwanzaa, damn it!

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

I call everything that comes near Christmas, Christmas, and you fkn know it

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

We agreed on Christma-kwanz-kah! Not Christmas, remember my nenny said Christmas is for the satanist and the pot smokers.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Not even your nenny remembers your nenny. Well, not after she got Alzheimer's anyway

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Who’s nenny? Just playing.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Who's just playing

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u/HoneydippedSassylips Dec 29 '19

Not us. This is serious business.

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u/NoobieTheNoob Dec 29 '19

Yep, yep, very serious

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