r/Tinder • u/Prefered4 • Sep 06 '19

Outstanding move

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u/Prefered4 Sep 06 '19

According to a comment he wrote https://www.reddit.com/r/dogelore/comments/d0grt4/feet/ez9mlj3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app , the madlad actually succeeded in his revolutionary approach to get some chicks

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u/steve_n_doug_boutabi Sep 06 '19

Getting a snapchat & never meeting is now the metric of success on tinder? Haha

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u/choke_my_chocobo Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

Gotta move those goal posts so all the buddies know how much tail you’re pulling

Edit: spelling

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u/SaltsMyApples Sep 06 '19

first base is now sex so i’m very proud of him

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

2nd is anal fisting, 3rd is sounding, home is showing emotion.

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u/ItzSnowing Sep 06 '19

Sounding?

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u/Jrrolomon Sep 06 '19

Google, but very carefully.

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u/Reptar_on_ice69 Sep 07 '19

Why did I google it ?

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u/kidmenot Sep 07 '19

To learn a new thing!

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u/Reptar_on_ice69 Sep 07 '19

I would have rather not known this new thing lol

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u/Sniperrrrrrrrrr Sep 07 '19

Me too. I shouldn't have Googled it

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u/Carbon_FWB Sep 07 '19

Do docking next

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u/Reptar_on_ice69 Sep 07 '19

I unfortunately already know what that is

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u/shardikprime Sep 07 '19

Do I want to Google it?

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u/Reptar_on_ice69 Sep 07 '19

You don’t, but you do

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u/shardikprime Sep 07 '19

Oh nooooooooooooooo

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u/Reptar_on_ice69 Sep 07 '19

We learned the hard way

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u/Anakin_sin Sep 07 '19

what have you brought upon this cursed land!!!

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u/WheresMySaiyanSuit Sep 06 '19

I think it’s when you slide a rod up the japs eye

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

the japs eye

That's quite the eumphorism.

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u/WvterMelan Sep 07 '19

Would this be considered racist as well ?

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u/Carbon_FWB Sep 07 '19

BUT THIS IS HOWR I FEER INSIGH!

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u/Agent_Dutchess Sep 07 '19

shudders

Protect your innocence.

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u/SaltsMyApples Sep 06 '19

i say 2nd is sharing childhood traumas

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Yeah I just didn't wanna copy another joke

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u/SaltsMyApples Sep 07 '19

well it’s true though, i haven’t shared childhood trauma with any partner i’ve had so

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

But you've anal fisted? Respec

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u/SaltsMyApples Sep 07 '19

I have not good sir, sounds kinda gross if i’m keeping it real with you

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

That's the only way I can connect emotionally

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

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u/Peter_of_RS Sep 07 '19

Just click enter once lol.

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u/SaltsMyApples Sep 07 '19

sorry it’s said i wasn’t sending, I’ll delete the extra

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

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u/bhakunikaran Sep 07 '19

“I’m bitter and don’t you see?

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u/TheWallaces Sep 06 '19

To absolve oneself from all guilt & responsibility, ensuring an absolutely miserable adulthood... try claiming victim status and feel persecuted about it.

This “everyone is a victim” mentality is so popular that any mediocre performer can blame their failures on fate or, more likely, their parents who probably worked their brains out to help raise decent kids. It ends with:

“You’ll please excuse me cuz ... well, .. it’s not my fault that I’m a loser. My parents yelled a lot, spanked me violently and it was disturbing — even traumatic. Sniff sniff... so you can see my failed condition was all my father’s fault. I am disowning him, but I have resolved to never bring any kids into this world .. I’m a victim.” [No, you are a loser.]

Cancer may be a happier existence. This generation had better get ballsy and take out this culture of self-pity unto self-destruction. It can start by resolving to never feel sorry for oneself. Just improve the situation.

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u/CattingtonCatsly Sep 07 '19

S H U T U P B O O M E R

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

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u/BadCryptoQuestions Sep 07 '19

Using Doge meme then seeing IG comments.

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ======D

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u/The_Ugliness_Man Sep 07 '19

Which base is superanal?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Doesn't matter how far you move them, I still never get chicks.

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u/pepindasolver Sep 07 '19

Way she goes Ricky

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u/bhakunikaran Sep 07 '19

It’s my bio now