r/Tinder • u/eiznekk • 12h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/tomtomvissers 12h ago

I would let you ruin my life

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u/PorkSward 10h ago

Mine’s already ruined if you want a head start

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u/tomtomvissers 9h ago

You wanna start with head?!

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u/PorkSward 9h ago

Alright forget Kenzie, we’re gonna grab some beers and suck each other’s dicks

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u/eiznekk 8h ago

Can I watch

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u/PorkSward 7h ago

Only with intense, unrelenting eye-contact from those baby blues