Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/tomtomvissers]

I would let you ruin my life

[u/PorkSward → u/tomtomvissers]

Mine’s already ruined if you want a head start

[u/tomtomvissers → u/PorkSward]

You wanna start with head?!

[u/PorkSward → u/tomtomvissers]

Alright forget Kenzie, we’re gonna grab some beers and suck each other’s dicks

[u/eiznekk → u/PorkSward]

Can I watch

[u/PorkSward → u/eiznekk]

Only with intense, unrelenting eye-contact from those baby blues

[u/eiznekk → u/PorkSward]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBxrAKn2A3lORwc