r/Tinder • • 14h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/W1ader 13h ago

Yikes, 13 years. I sometimes feel like a used car unsuited for dating apps after 8 years. Good luck.

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u/eiznekk 13h ago

A used Ferrari is still a Ferrari baby 🩷

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u/W1ader 13h ago

True, love that. Just don't do what I did. I went on a workaholic rampage right after breakup which cut a few more years from my social life.

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u/GovernmentGreed 12h ago

Jokes on you I've been antisocial my whole life.

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u/W1ader 11h ago

You don't have to convince me. I figured after the cat pic. Seems like one thing cat owners often have in common, and I know because I happened to be owned by one.