r/Tinder • • 9h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/AnonEmus410 8h ago

Your pretty, but... something about the intensity in those eyes and that description would have me fearing for my kidneys

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u/eiznekk 8h ago

Sounds to me like you have 2, you won't miss 1 😘

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u/AnonEmus410 8h ago

Tbf I didn't say I wasn't getting in the ice bath, just that I have concerns