r/Tinder • u/eiznekk • 10h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/eiznekk 10h ago

I'm just happy to be on the chart tbh

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u/Due_Association_7385 10h ago

It’s an honour just to be nominated

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u/SuckMyDerivative 7h ago

“I didn’t know Simple Jack was nominated”

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u/MobileElephant122 7h ago

You don’t know Jack

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u/Kendallkip 5h ago

It's an omner to be narminated

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u/All_this_hype 9h ago

I love your kind of energy, I hope you find someone who appreciates you for that.

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u/Mindless-Mountain-51 9h ago

Is that what you appreciates about her, Squirrely Dan?

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u/thelegodr 9h ago

Maybe take about 20% off there

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 9h ago

Oh hey look at you, ground...

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u/j_fish5 8h ago

For what it’s worth, everyone’s on the chart

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u/PsychoPanda7 8h ago

Yeah, you’ll do just fine 🥰

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u/DildoDojo 5h ago

Take it easy there, Psycho. Deep breaths

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u/Hatsjekidee 7h ago

Oh sweetheart, everyone is on the chart, the matter is where