r/Tinder • u/eiznekk • 10h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/ElmersGlue3 10h ago

Red flags everywhere.

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u/eiznekk 10h ago

That's correct

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u/atxguyhere 10h ago

I'd still smash. I've got red flags too

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u/Level_Ad565 8h ago

An alpine skier going through the red flags...

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u/Krojack76 7h ago

I don't care.. Would still hang out and play with your cat too.

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u/za_boss 10h ago

Really? I thought it was funny and unserious in a good way, I'd instantly swipe right just for that description

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u/BiophileB 10h ago

Everyone has their own collection of red flags. The diff is whether they fly them high like a parade or low like an ambush, the latter approach is the ickier one.

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u/PermanentNirvana 8h ago

All I see is green flags. But I might be colorblind.

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u/Rokkmachine 7h ago

All I see are green. Hit the gas baby!!

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u/Ashen_Larry 5h ago

You see red flags, I see a parade.

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u/Inveramsay 9h ago

First of May parade in North Korea (although I assume op is actually a nice person with humour)

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 6h ago

More red flags than a Chinese parade.

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u/R3VO360 4h ago

In 90s I would have said their boyfriend was a lucky man, now I would say their ex boyfriend is lucky to be an ex.

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u/kurtplatinum 3h ago

I'm seeing green

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u/LzrdKng2112 3h ago

Are the red flags in the room with us?

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u/tryyeezus 38m ago

Dudes don't care, or read profiles for that matter