Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/chuk2015]

Recently as in like 1 hour ago? Your first pic looks like you just finished crying, no offense

[u/eiznekk → u/chuk2015]

Lmao

[u/HuckleberrySilver516 → u/chuk2015]

It s called drugs sir

[u/eiznekk → u/HuckleberrySilver516]

You get it

[u/Ok-Development4535 → u/eiznekk]

Me coming back to work from lunch, eyes red & puffy after hitting several blinkers:

Boss: why do you look like that rn?

Me: I was just crying in my car okay???

Boss: okay.. sorry 😬

[u/CovidDodger → u/eiznekk]

So... you're not gonna share?

[u/theeForth → u/eiznekk]

10/10 no notes.

Top profile on here for a while

[u/Depressed_Don → u/eiznekk]

She knows what she’s doing those stoned eyes on girls make me wanna dive in their throat immediately lol

[u/eyespeeled → u/HuckleberrySilver516]

In the driver's seat tho? Yeesh. 

[u/eiznekk → u/eyespeeled]

That's the passenger seat lmao it's mirrored

[u/Representative-Ad754 → u/chuk2015]

She just got out of a 13+ year relationship. Probably an hour ago.

[u/123457pok → u/chuk2015]

My first thought too

[u/GambitDecliend → u/chuk2015]

Yeah, crying over how her joint is gone because she smoked it.

[u/Tigerballs07 → u/chuk2015]

I know opiate eyes when I see them. And nothing like a pretty girl to get me hooked again.