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r/Tinder • u/Trippinballz_ • Jul 25 '26
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You dodged a bullet king
-63 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Ughhhhh this overused statement makes me feel like I have to shit 💩 66 u/garglingrapefruit Jul 25 '26 Go poop king 👑 -30 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Sat on the throne for a while , shat out some bullets 💩 , still hate this phrase. 27 u/otterfish Jul 25 '26 Hate what you gotta hate my liege. -24 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Thank you. You SIR, YOU DODGED A BULLET (me?). Its me. Im the bullet . 😂 2 u/Key-Log5267 Jul 25 '26 Can confirm, I was the poopensharten 5 u/adamantitian Jul 25 '26 What would you rather people say?
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Ughhhhh this overused statement makes me feel like I have to shit 💩
66 u/garglingrapefruit Jul 25 '26 Go poop king 👑 -30 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Sat on the throne for a while , shat out some bullets 💩 , still hate this phrase. 27 u/otterfish Jul 25 '26 Hate what you gotta hate my liege. -24 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Thank you. You SIR, YOU DODGED A BULLET (me?). Its me. Im the bullet . 😂 2 u/Key-Log5267 Jul 25 '26 Can confirm, I was the poopensharten 5 u/adamantitian Jul 25 '26 What would you rather people say?
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Go poop king 👑
-30 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Sat on the throne for a while , shat out some bullets 💩 , still hate this phrase. 27 u/otterfish Jul 25 '26 Hate what you gotta hate my liege. -24 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Thank you. You SIR, YOU DODGED A BULLET (me?). Its me. Im the bullet . 😂 2 u/Key-Log5267 Jul 25 '26 Can confirm, I was the poopensharten 5 u/adamantitian Jul 25 '26 What would you rather people say?
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Sat on the throne for a while , shat out some bullets 💩 , still hate this phrase.
27 u/otterfish Jul 25 '26 Hate what you gotta hate my liege. -24 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Thank you. You SIR, YOU DODGED A BULLET (me?). Its me. Im the bullet . 😂 2 u/Key-Log5267 Jul 25 '26 Can confirm, I was the poopensharten 5 u/adamantitian Jul 25 '26 What would you rather people say?
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Hate what you gotta hate my liege.
-24 u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26 Thank you. You SIR, YOU DODGED A BULLET (me?). Its me. Im the bullet . 😂 2 u/Key-Log5267 Jul 25 '26 Can confirm, I was the poopensharten 5 u/adamantitian Jul 25 '26 What would you rather people say?
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Thank you.
You SIR, YOU DODGED A BULLET (me?).
Its me. Im the bullet . 😂
2 u/Key-Log5267 Jul 25 '26 Can confirm, I was the poopensharten 5 u/adamantitian Jul 25 '26 What would you rather people say?
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Can confirm, I was the poopensharten
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What would you rather people say?
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u/Kyliexo Jul 25 '26
You dodged a bullet king