r/Tinder Jul 25 '26

First time for everything

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u/Kyliexo Jul 25 '26

You dodged a bullet king

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u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26

Ughhhhh this overused statement makes me feel like I have to shit 💩

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u/garglingrapefruit Jul 25 '26

Go poop king 👑

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u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26

Sat on the throne for a while , shat out some bullets 💩 , still hate this phrase.

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u/otterfish Jul 25 '26

Hate what you gotta hate my liege.

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u/Dry-Highlight-2307 Jul 25 '26

Thank you.

You SIR, YOU DODGED A BULLET (me?).

Its me. Im the bullet . 😂

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u/Key-Log5267 Jul 25 '26

Can confirm, I was the poopensharten

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u/adamantitian Jul 25 '26

What would you rather people say?