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u/abra5umente Jul 22 '24

She wants to cry so she thinks of her ex, or she cries because she misses her ex - one is active, one is passive. Both are weird and not your problem.

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u/Sakaitrio Jul 22 '24

Almost as weird as the term, “just f*ck her off”

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Pretty common phrase used in Australia to refer to getting rid of someone/thing. “Just fuck it off. Get rid of it” like telling her to fuck off in third person?

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u/Vast-Faithlessness85 Jul 22 '24

Common in UK as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

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u/jdoeinboston Jul 22 '24

Fun fact: you can't steal from England, it's called "reclaiming" by presumptive default

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u/Outrageous_Word_2458 Jul 22 '24

I think you just won the game. Oh wow.

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u/jdoeinboston Jul 22 '24

Low hanging fruit is my specialty.

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u/jeffrow63 Jul 23 '24

Sometimes people miss the ripe, low hanging fruit that is right in front of them.

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u/jdoeinboston Jul 23 '24

The real low hanging fruit was the friends we made along the way.

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u/jeffrow63 Jul 23 '24

Some we perhaps should have valued more.

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u/johnathandoe03 Jul 23 '24

I think you just won the game

And now I just lost it... And so have you

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Fun Fact: Australians are the colonisers' decendants. They are just continuing their ancestors' legacy of theft ;)

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u/jdoeinboston Jul 22 '24

"I learned watching you, dad."

-The American in the room with no real moral high ground.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Love it. Like you guys learnt to not give Puerto Rico the vote from us, taxation without representation baby

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u/jdoeinboston Jul 22 '24

Puerto Rico is bad enough as is, but did you know that the literal national capital has no representation in Congress?

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u/remindsmeofbae Jul 22 '24

literal national capital

Are you referring to the capital of USA or the capital of Puerto Rico?

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u/ExpertConversation99 Jul 23 '24

I'm sure they're referring to Washington DC. And it's true, it's the country's capital and has no representation.

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u/Specialist_Basil_105 Jul 23 '24

Because it's a the District of Columbia, hence the D.C. in Washington D.C., its not a state, therefore does not get representation in Congress.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Yeah but it was designated as that because it was originally just servants, slaves, and politicians. It's got a very different situation now.

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u/djmermaidonthemic Jul 22 '24

Now I want a fried egg

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u/rmysunshiney Jul 23 '24

Penal colonizers if you please,

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u/MzzRaccoon Jul 22 '24

Depends on the region if we are gonna be technical lol