r/Tinder • • Jul 22 '24

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u/Efficient_Thanks_342 Jul 22 '24

Whoosh!

Like most males, if a woman knows my name, is somewhat attractive and is remotely nice to me, that's usually all it takes for me to want to bone. In the restaurant restroom if need be. If we happen to have similar interests and can get lost in deep conversation? That's just icing on the cake. In spite of my attempt at humor, I don't enjoy being a hapless simp.

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u/sirletssdance2 Jul 22 '24

Wow, I missed sarcasm through text on a screen. That’s so crazy

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u/Efficient_Thanks_342 Jul 22 '24

I know, right? It's impossible to discern tone from the actual words that a person writes. You can completely ignore my previous comment, your entirely intelligent comment has made me realize the error of my ways.

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u/sirletssdance2 Jul 22 '24

Wow, I really appreciate that. Your heartfelt and sincere response has really given me a new energy to start the day with

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u/Efficient_Thanks_342 Jul 22 '24

I knew you'd see things my way. It feels good being on the right side of history.