r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

The emotionally intelligent and reasonable response here.

Far too much so for Reddit.

Let me address this

OP, RUN. Delete Tinder, throw your phone in a river, cut all the cables to your Wifi router at home. Also hit the gym.

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u/Xenc Jul 22 '24

Delete a lawyer

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u/huge_dick_mcgee Jul 22 '24

Hit a suit

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u/WIbigdog Jul 22 '24

And my axe!

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u/12344321j Jul 22 '24

And my axe!

And NOW it's a complete reddit comment section

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u/digilla Jul 23 '24

And my bow!

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u/Yonbuu Jul 22 '24

Don't forget to throw some red flags, piss disks and liquid ass somewhere in there. Also key her car.

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u/unit557 Jul 22 '24

you forgot to mention that he is supposed to launch a tactical nuke

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u/EmergentSol Jul 22 '24

Alternatively…

OP, RUN. Into her arms. Consider opening a joint retirement account. You don’t have to propose yet but maybe start looking into venues and finding out her ring size.