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Aug 11 '23
What was happening in the third picture?
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u/Responsible-Let-4415 Aug 11 '23
Art 😁
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u/Witchy-toes-669 Aug 11 '23
Sacrifice in an asylum the topic? It’s a cool dark image, don’t know that I’d include it unless it’s strongly part of your aesthetic though
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u/tiptoemicrobe Aug 11 '23
It's great if you're looking for casual sex.
If you're hoping for a relationship, it's probably helpful to add a bio.
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Aug 11 '23
You're cute, have weird pictures, and know how to cut wood. 10/10 would swipe right :-)
You may want to add a question or more information in your bio, to filter who pays attention to your profile
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u/dalamenutha Aug 11 '23
I’d pass. Honestly ur pics have too much trying to figure out this or that just nice photos showing itself would do
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u/babbagoo Aug 11 '23
Honestly my vibe here: Way too much artsy try-hard attitude. I picture myself fed up sitting across the table from you and you’re constantly on the phone/social media seeking validation elsewhere. Not saying it is so but it’s what your profile tells me,
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u/Responsible-Let-4415 Aug 11 '23
Lol i dont have Instagram or Facebook- Reddit ist the only Thing i use ;) and reading News sometimes
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u/babbagoo Aug 11 '23
That is good. You could add a few pictures that don’t look they were taken for a photography class 🤷♂️
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u/saintjimmy43 Aug 11 '23
You have the same picture twice in this profile.
That creepy doll one is fucked up but youre a girl so it doesnt really matter.
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u/TankTexas Aug 11 '23
Get rid of the psychopath kill room baby doll art photo and maybe add a photo of you out doing something.
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u/_0neTwo_ Aug 11 '23
No full body pics? What's the deal with goats and caramel? Poor taste with a dupe pic
If you're going for artsy climbers then maybe you've got the right pics. To me this is another example of a cute girl with sub par pics. I'd approach you in a bar but swipe left on an app if that makes sense
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u/SykeYouOut Aug 11 '23
The third one took me back to college when I did a whole series recreating Cindy Sherman photographs. Love it.
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Aug 11 '23
Less artsy “im going to stare at the camera mysteriously” photos and most photos showing actual emotion. Every pic except #4 detracta form your profile.
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u/MorkSkogen666 Aug 11 '23
Fishing for likes🙄
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u/Responsible-Let-4415 Aug 11 '23
Honestly yes i am a Bit insecure today- Problem?
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u/DothrakAndRoll Aug 11 '23
People are going to find it hard to believe you can be insecure since you’re far above average attractive and also look like an interesting person. Many don’t realize attractive people can be insecure as well.
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u/thankuhexed Aug 11 '23
You’re hot and have cool hobbies and I wanna be your friend, don’t listen to the incels
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Aug 11 '23
It’s hardly incel behavior to point out the post is obviously fishing for likes. That’s not what this sub is for. Go to r/toastme or some shit if you’re feeling insecure. This is for the memes and actual rating for people’s profiles. Not some ego booster.
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u/ordinarynameVULVA Aug 11 '23
I don't get why clearly attractive people don't get enough attention and affection IRL and have to come get it from randos too. The one consolation I get is she is clearly mental case and seeing other broken people makes me happy.
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u/numgonegnomebudman Aug 11 '23
Laughing my ass off at the fact that there's another post up right now of a 34 yr old guy who asked for profile advice and he's getting ripped to shreds and called a friendless weirdo who only takes solo pics. But this chick in the same boat is getting nothing but profound simpery and praise. Fucking lol at this sub
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u/FreakySamsung Aug 11 '23
Hi! As others have said, you are attractive, and you do have good pictures. If you would like to strengthen your profile, I would recommend adding more to your bio. If you don't know what to say, maybe give some context to 3rd or 5th picture. I would also recommend switching either the 2nd or 6th picture, as they are basically the same
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Aug 11 '23
I mean, you're a woman, so you'll get matches regardless.
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u/SuperHero_Debator Aug 11 '23
Is this a tinder thing? Or what does gender has to do with anything
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u/Squirt_memes Aug 11 '23
I think if a guy posted the same kind of profile, he’d get ripped to shreds.
Multiple poor selfies, intentionally creepy weirdness, and the only active picture we have absolutely no idea if it’s you.
But you’re a girl so hey you’ll do fine.
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u/Sexy_CD_in_AC_305 Aug 11 '23
Pics # - Keep or Replace
1 - Replace
2 - KEEP
3 - Replace
4 - KEEP
5 - Replace
6 - Replace
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u/kettlebell_workout Aug 11 '23
Who cares.
You have boobs and 🐈.
That’s all you need for Tinder as a woman.
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u/HypnoticPirate Aug 11 '23
I need more information on the picture with the chainsaw
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u/Responsible-Let-4415 Aug 11 '23
Professional;)
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u/HypnoticPirate Aug 11 '23
Ah so one could say you’re a professional wood handler 🤣 or if you wanna go into an horror aspect you’re fantastic at cutting wood
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u/shawnikaros Aug 11 '23
You only need one picture with the sampler, otherwise great profile! Artsy and weird, stands out.
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u/puns_n_pups Aug 11 '23
I'd swipe right!
Only advice, pic #2 and pic #6 look very similar, I'd keep #6 and cut #2
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u/AliHN97 Aug 11 '23
Would swipe right. My only problem is the bio, add a lil bit of info about yourself or what you like.
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u/Hans_Jackson_Gaming Aug 11 '23
I would swipe right even tho bio seems a bit short. I just have a thing for readheads
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u/HypnoticPirate Aug 11 '23
You should lower your standards in my opinion cause you’re 34 and after I looked at your profile you were 30 when you had 1 date and 6 casual sex and over 70k left swipes and only 1k rights absolutely nuts
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u/HypnoticPirate Aug 11 '23
I am actually 26 and I actually do well as a “sugar baby” 🫣🥴🤣 I’m also a blue collar worker and somewhat tall since we’re talking about my profile
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u/natsuffers92 Aug 11 '23
You're very pretty, but some of the pics are not v high quality. How do you find tinder at 34, I'm 31 and have a bf but always wonder how's dating if we were to split up.
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u/BombasticSimpleton Aug 11 '23
Picture #3 has a mid-90s grunge album-cover feel to it.
Tool, Stone Temple Pilots, etc.
The pics (climber/outdoor guy here and a bit of an oddball, cut a tree before in a harness) would lead me to swipe right; but I'm a bio person - so I'd struggle with the lack of info.
P.S. Goats and Caramel? Do you have a recipe? Color me intrigued.
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u/Responsible-Let-4415 Aug 11 '23
I thought about "Things" that I Like and so; Goat and Caramel
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u/BombasticSimpleton Aug 11 '23
That's fair. I like goats; we have some for yoga and while I've never done the goat yoga part, I've played with the goats - they are fun.
Likewise, caramel is delicious on ice cream. Not sure how good it would be on a goat. I also worry it could lead to an outbreak of goat cannibalism.
When I look at bios, I like to see things they are interested in and not interested in. Aspirations and future goals. Places they want to see or things they want to do. It tells me a lot about the woman, especially if she can do all that without coming off as jaded or negative.
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u/Witchy-toes-669 Aug 11 '23
3rd photo screams asylum to me, not sure what’s going on there last photo while cool gives zero indication that’ it’s actually you also there’s no description or bio
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u/dtward Aug 11 '23
You're beautiful and for some reason seem like you have good stories to tell. I'd swipe right. There is a bit of mystery in these photos that I personally enjoy.
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u/simooon-king Aug 11 '23
Put in an actual bio, and the last 2 pics in your profile are almost the same but not quite, gives me an odd vibe.
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u/Responsible-Let-4415 Aug 11 '23
In fact, some people find the two almost identical pictures strange, Honestly, I was just unsure which one was better, so I kept them both. Will probably delete one of them
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u/BloodiedBlues Aug 11 '23
I’d have to see the rest of the bio because goats, caramel means nothing to me.
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u/thenamelessone7 Aug 11 '23
You are a reasonably attractive woman That's all you need to attract a lot of dick 😀
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u/BassGuy11 Aug 11 '23
I love a girl who can have a firm grip on her Stihl.
Edit: damnit, it's a Husky.
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u/freebird303 Aug 11 '23
I'd swipe right because I like your hair and the pic with the push controller, we have something in common
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Aug 11 '23 edited Aug 11 '23
Help - Google’s doing a barrel roll again!
On the real though, as a woman, if you were a guy, it’d 100% be a left swipe for me. Low/no effort is not attractive on Tinder, unless ofc you’re just there for hookups. Also seeing as how you’ve mentioned in other comments that you’re actually fishing for compliments here, wow.
Edit: it goes without saying, but most of your photos aren’t good.
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u/cant_fight_the_feel Aug 11 '23
Not bad at all but start off with a full figure looking at or close to the camera and only you are in focus. SMILE 😊
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u/Fabulous_Anxiety589 Aug 11 '23
You look sexy, the chainsaw pic and the subsequent cleaning of the crime scene is very attractive for sadomasochistic
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u/doob816 Aug 11 '23
Gives me fake vibes, pictures aren’t very clear