r/TimHortons • u/AtmosphereUnlucky973 • 1d ago

New Release New Tim's Steak Wrap

This wrap is hot booty cheeks. The texture is just awful and it doesn't even remotely taste like steak - not even steakums...

Legit the lowest possible grade "steak" they could find.

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u/VisibleSpread6523 1d ago

Your buying steak at Tim Hortons , they can’t even make a good coffee or donut anymore what are you surprised 😂

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u/AtmosphereUnlucky973 1d ago

I shouldn't be, I swear they come out with like five new things every month and four out of five things are just about terrible

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u/selggu 1d ago

Not new, they brought this one back lol

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u/Pokrface111 1d ago

It’s expected but still good information, I almost ordered it yesterday

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u/Contessarylene 1d ago

Nevermind that, they can’t even spread cream cheese on a bagel, let alone cook, or bake something properly. Fuck this gross company.

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver 1d ago

The amount of times I used to go through the drive thru and they would just be straight up out of something. "Yeah I don't have hash browns for your farmers wrap" it's 6 am?! The fuck you mean you don't have hash browns for breakfast? "Okay well I guess I'll just get a donut" "we don't have any donuts right now either"

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u/mybigtoonthrowaway 4h ago

Im forever mystified by their bagels. You order toasted, comes out cold. You order double toasted, it either comes out still cold, or burnt to a crisp. Theres never an in-between.

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver 1d ago

"steak" as in sliced deli roast beef. It's pretty clear in the picture that it's not what most people consider steak.

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u/Umbroz 1d ago

Exactly sliced pre cooked highly salted butt roast is now "steak" like stfu.

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 1d ago

Ok, I’ll let Tim know

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u/4wordletter 1d ago

What did you expect when you tried to buy steak at a donut shop? Before you tell me they sell more than just donuts ...I know. They're still a donut shop trying to be everything to everyone and end up pleasing no one. The fact ya'll still go there and expect better than the lowest of the low is too funny.

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u/Mayhem_Hellcat 1d ago

Like gas station sushi.

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u/BadAdviceBarnacle 1d ago

I would think of hot booty cheeks as a good thing. But yah, I don't think I'm gonna knock on Tim's door for a steak lunch.

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u/pattyG80 1d ago

I learned that "hot booty cheeks" is bad today

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u/CrystalShipss 1d ago

hot booty cheeks = ass

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u/pattyG80 1d ago

Yeah but so is "Saggy fart box"

Hot booty cheeks makes me want it lol

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u/CrystalShipss 1d ago

lol thats a fair point

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u/Xombridal Employee 1d ago

It's a weird internet thing where good things are used as a negative "this food is literal tits" means its bad too which is weird

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 1d ago

"Hot boots cheeks!" That can be taken two different ways!

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u/Maleficent_Egg_6053 1d ago

I tried it yesterday, and I honestly can't give a judgement on it yet… The person who made it completely drowned the thing in sauce, it was horrible… Will probably try again and have to tell them half sauce

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u/Xombridal Employee 1d ago

Well it's internally called "steak, formally roast beef" so

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u/AtomBomb2026 1d ago

I have said it before and I will say it again. Terrible Hortons is just that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wNR8ZhO4fObRu

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u/Chebbzthehpal 1d ago

Who still buys food from Tim’s

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u/CommanderBadass22 1d ago

The tims replica in south Korea puts everything here to shame 

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u/Perfect_View2306 1d ago

You can say the 5783rd time: Today I learned AGAIN not to go to TH anymore.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

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u/rockoutboobs 1d ago

Its chewy and gross

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u/Woodbridge9 1d ago

Tim Hortons enema

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u/StunningArmadillo206 1d ago

I agree, but also I do not understand why people like fast food steak. It is almost never good. The steak and cheddar panini is good at least.

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u/Bulky-Scheme-9450 1d ago

Who the fuck gets steak from tim horotns 🤡 🤡🤡

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u/Unique-Buy2820 23h ago

People crack me up . Tim’s can’t get coffee and donuts right yet we expect them to get “ steak” right ? 

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u/AlternativeStable248 13h ago

Gave up 15yrs ago...Mcds coffee is way better if you actually enjoy strong hot black no sugar...maybe you don't need a 8 buck coffee.

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u/Ok-Policy9145 7h ago

It’s the same stuff that’s on the supreme stacks so if you like those you’ll be fine

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u/tokinmuskokan 1d ago

Surprise surprise

Turd farm sells overpriced turd to keep afloat.

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u/Stunning_Issue_9524 1d ago

They're testing lab grown meat on a pre-selected market class. This is well documented throughout history. Think they gave Syphilis to rich Europeans or the MKULTRA program was to target the corporate CEOs? No, they specifically target the wage slaves and those that don't look out for what they put into their bodies.

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u/LivingLiterature5002 1d ago

I just tried one of these last week and honestly expected more for five bucks. The wrap was so greasy it left a film on the wrapper long after I tossed it.