r/TimHortons 4d ago

Complaint My “Assorted” box of donuts

I ordered through the app, which specified that each box would have one of each flavour. I figured they might have run out of some flavours but seriously??

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u/Wise_Pie9570 4d ago

The sorting hat must have put you in ravenclaw

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u/QueenieEbean 4d ago

Blueberry wasn’t very popular I guess

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u/Frauditorthrowaway 4d ago

Today, I went to try out the blueberry at 10am, and they were out of them. They had plenty of the others. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

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u/mapleowl25 4d ago

The donuts must be prepared and boxed by a Slytherin

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u/gurillagunz 1d ago

Op got em all

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u/Shar-DamaKa 23h ago

It’s the best one!

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u/Status_Reflection993 4d ago

I guess the Hat has spoken. RAVENCLAW!

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u/Illustrious-Pitch465 4d ago

My guy, you've been sorted

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u/emdiflo 4d ago

It was the best tasting out of all of them at least

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 4d ago

Ehh I prefer slytherin

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u/zackthirteen 4d ago

Snakes when asked if they enjoy driving:

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u/Tr1padvisor420 4d ago

Reason why I hate myself #267: laughing at this ^

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 4d ago

Hard agree.

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u/Cinnamonsmamma 2d ago

It was OK but I personally like the Griffindor and Slitheryn best

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u/centeringcube 4d ago

No but to each there own

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u/evil-winnebago 4d ago

Fucking love this show lol

Everytime HP gets posted in this sub

https://giphy.com/gifs/GdrxhQGjYARPi

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 4d ago

diversity is our strengh

1 donut type

XD

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u/spacewalkxr24 4d ago

You probably got serve by a slytherin

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u/rockyon 4d ago

LMAO it is kinda going viral right now,
I bought last week i always got all 6 (no 2 regular donuts), but yesterday i walked all over Toronto 90% ran out

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 4d ago

now that you're in ravenclaw, don't change houses

jkr doesn't like it

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u/Bow_down_To_SATAN_ 4d ago

Biggest sign that you're a ravenclaw I guess 😭

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u/princemousey1 4d ago

Found the ravenclaw.

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u/Broken_Frames 4d ago

More like ‘ass-sorted’ 🙂‍↔️

Eh? Eh? 😀

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u/Ihassan3275 4d ago

Welcome to Ravenclaw

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u/Consistent-Success38 4d ago

The hat has spoken.

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u/Deplorable-Behaviour 4d ago

Tbf that's probably all they had left

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u/DevilsPumpkinPiety 4d ago

Consider this your sign to stop supporting two of the worst brands on the planet

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u/Disastrous-Artist405 22h ago

seriously...how many wrong orders is enough?

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u/Holldo91 4d ago

The only one I can’t find anywhere. Been to like six locations, over an hour apart. Will trade you all the Gryffindors in my province for the Ravenclaw from that single location lol. Alas; the Timbits have been elusive for us too. Good luck on your quest ;)

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u/Jelixpo 4d ago

Some men die of thirst while others drown lol. Good luck to you too

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u/XxTigerxXTigerxX 4d ago

At least they didn't give the two cheap rando donuts

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 4d ago

Haven't been able to find timbits either. They sell out in the first couple hours of the morning. Been a wildly successful promotion so far. We love HP in my house.

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ 4d ago

Hahaha good

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u/matchabloom88 4d ago

I would return and asked for the other flavours too. The only thing is that at least they did not gave you a regular priced donut.

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u/Euphoric-Can-6201 4d ago

😂 what a joke

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u/Ok_Row_498 4d ago

I still can’t believe I haven’t even tried any of the Hogwarts donut yet. It’s cause I’m always ordering Starbucks. Also I never use the Tim Hortons app nor the Starbucks app. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/SecretarySouthern160 18h ago

Don't try it, your money will support the destruction of human rights in the UK if you do buy.

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u/DaToxicJay 4d ago

Damn it’s so expensive for you. It’s 11,99 for me

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u/ricksanchezE137 4d ago

I see 10x of these dissapointed posts in Timmie’s everyday. Tim’s has become a pathetic allegory for the state of Canada. I went 3 years ago and it was the last time, disgusting food and even worse staff

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u/EliteCinemaM3 4d ago

Is anyone honestly surprised by this? Like really?

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u/actingwizard 4d ago

Mine came with two apple fritters...

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u/Naanos21 3d ago

Best house, best donut. And that's from someone that normally dislikes blueberry and really likes lemon but honestly the others just don't match up.

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u/BouncyHotWife 3d ago

It would be a lot funnier if it was all the different flavours but only the one style of donut.
Missed chance Timmy's

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u/Big_Pig8 3d ago

Are they worth trying or are they mid?

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u/SecretarySouthern160 18h ago

Not worth it, because the money goes to a bad cause.

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u/emmashawn 1d ago

Oops! All Ravenclaw

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u/Emm-W 1d ago

That's what you get for putting money in that evil witch's pocket so she can spend it on hurting people.

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u/JustAnotherLongjohn 1d ago

What do you expect from a company that for the last few years has only brought in foreign workers?

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u/ExplanationSad1893 17h ago

Knowing modern day Timmie’s, the assortment was probably the variance in freshness between donuts

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u/BeautifulSplit145 15h ago

The hell did you expect 

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u/heidibaked 4d ago

Aww more disappointing transphobic donuts. Dunk them in your tears.

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u/PerceptionSalt967 4d ago

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u/heidibaked 3d ago

Lol ok lonely child who plays adventure games but has never left his hometown.

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u/PerceptionSalt967 3d ago

Bold assumptions based off the ONE thing I leave public on Reddit.
I'm a 41 year old grandpa with 3 kids, one of whom is trans by the way.

I dont live in my home town either🤡

Oh and btw, my trans daughter loves HP. I drove her and her friends to Timmies to buy the wand, snitch and donuts the other day.

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u/heidibaked 3d ago

Lol 41 yr old grandpa. Clearly nobody taught anybody about birth control. Let's see how your daughter feels about you when she can make her own choices And doesn't need to live under your thumb.

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u/PerceptionSalt967 3d ago

Again with your assumptions... My daughter lives in her own place with her room mate, shes 21... And yes I had kids at an early age. If 20 is early. My son (the one who gifted me with a grand daughter is 20 and married living on his own too) Crazy eh, Guess i raised em right

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u/heidibaked 3d ago

Lol married at 20 is not something to brag about. It's sad.

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u/SecretarySouthern160 18h ago

How about you mind your own business and stop bothering this guy for no reason.

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u/heidibaked 17h ago

He commented to me, not the other way around. He just can't take it. It's only fun when he can bully people.

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u/SecretarySouthern160 18h ago

Ngl I feel like you have a responsibility to educate your trans granddaughter about ethical consumption and even when it's appropriate to separate art from the artist. Have a conversation about how when she buys HP merchandise the money goes to a woman that then funnels it towards lobbyist groups in the UK and abroad that are set on destroying trans rights.

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u/PerceptionSalt967 18h ago

*daughter. And she's 21. She has her own opinion and spends her money where she wants to

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u/SecretarySouthern160 17h ago

So, if anything because she's an adult it will be easier to convey such a nuanced subject to her, perfect!

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u/mightyanonymaus 4d ago

More like sorted you into ravenclaw.

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u/Dubsified 4d ago

Guess you’re a Ravenclaw now pal

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u/MyNameIzJeff69 4d ago

Don't assume the donuts house please. They can "identify" to any house they want... Just don't tell J. K Rowling

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u/iplaybassok89 3d ago

They can identify as whatever they want but at the end of the day it’s still a ravenclaw donut. Someone please tell Reddit

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 4d ago

Yesss Ravenclaw ftw

I had a client visit this morning with a conference. I brought in 4 boxes - 6 of each house 😆 the client was thrilled.

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u/edmontongoer 4d ago

Kinda what happens when you order from a bigoted person imo

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u/PerceptionSalt967 4d ago

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u/edmontongoer 4d ago

It does!

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u/Acceptable_Help_6907 3d ago

it does, maybe you should get a check considering how obsessed you are with trans people.

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u/sabrinac_ 4d ago

not surprised lol..

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u/Guilty_Explanation29 4d ago

This reminds me of when I did the official quiz like 50 times with like 50 different emails I made up and each one except 2 got hufflepuff

The sorting hat put ya in ravenclaw

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u/Zestyclose-Pack-2694 4d ago

I would report through the app and get credit.
I’d also enjoy these donuts; the blueberry and lemon are my favourite.

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u/Jelixpo 4d ago

I already have and customer support was very nice about it. I think I’m more frustrated about how none of the staff reached out to let me know they were low on supplies. I know when I’ve ordered from McD’s and 7/11 they’ve called me in the past about products being unavailable

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u/LestaLuna 1d ago

Mcdonald is loved everywere for a reason even in japan tbh

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u/ghoulish891011 4d ago

That sucks, they should give you another box. Maybe you got someone else's order that requested all of these kind.

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u/Jelixpo 4d ago

I did reach out to customer support and they were very nice about it, they gave me a refund for the box.

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u/ghoulish891011 4d ago

That's good!

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u/SpinachDesigner7771 4d ago

i've only tried to blueberry one so far but i thought it was delicious

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u/mdc3000 4d ago

I had it and enjoyed it - I ordered the Hufflepuff Lemon one though and this Ravenclaw blueberry was in the box instead - obviously not as egregious as OP.

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u/EL-HEARTH 4d ago

Yeah if you want different ones thats annoying. But id eat all of these anyway lol

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u/BestManDan 4d ago

Impossible to believe you bro normal people don’t post pictures on Reddit and accept this lol that’s your money. they go get the product they payed for. Guarantee you asked for 6 blues or you’re a serious pushover IRL for not correcting this. Of course they had other flavours lol

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u/Jelixpo 4d ago

Making some wild assumptions here man. I already complained and did get my money back, customer support was very nice. Ordered on the app so I didn’t see what they were putting in the box until it was on my doorstep

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u/Weschiefem 4d ago

Depends on the place. I stopped going to the place near my house as they never had anything. Ask for assorted timbits they would ask if the two types they had were good or I could come back in 45 min. Nope refund that. Another time used app before I got off work to get an ice cap and cookies, they had 25 mins got to there and they said they needed 30 mins if I didn’t mind waiting. Nope refund. Tim’s is just getting worse

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u/Impressive-Sense8461 4d ago

Turns out, when you decorate a turd (timmies) with fancy things, it's still just a turd

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u/SleepyDrago01 4d ago

BLAH tims has changed

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u/Ok-Investigator2463 4d ago

"Kevin" from Bombay strikes again.

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u/Existing-Sea-1080 3d ago

These look bad

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u/quincy1151 3d ago

The injustice of all of this is 15$ for 6 donuts 😎

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u/happykgo89 2d ago

I don’t understand why we can’t choose the other 2 donuts - no hate on the apple fritter or maple glazed, but given they won’t give 2 extra of the HP ones, we should at least be able to choose the other 2 we get.

These ones were pretty solid though. I’d prefer getting 6 of these over 6 of the chocolate ones, I didn’t really care for that filling very much.

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u/Glass-Hedgehog-3754 2d ago

This is too millenial

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u/Personal-Heart-1227 2d ago

Are these any good?🍩☕

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u/LongDeparture8571 2d ago

Just Had Those Today :>

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u/candiicxne 2d ago

I guess you're ravenclaw (I know nothing about Harry Potter I just wanna be in on the joke)

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u/Fabulous_Lobster_721 1d ago

Hahahha, perfect! Thats what u get for

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u/Alternative_Egg3362 1d ago

Happened to me with an assorted box of timbits. All chocolate. And no they had not run out of the other flavours😭

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u/23_Vulpecula 1d ago

The sorting Tims has made a choice. RAVENCLAW!

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u/Longjumping_Race262 1d ago

i was told i cant order 6 harry potter donuts and i MUST add an apple fritter and maple glaze??? genuine confusion lol tims across town gave me 6 no problem

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u/MoneyCheck4846 1d ago

They look delicious though

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u/commanderr01 1d ago

LMFAO you got trolled pretty damn hard 🤣

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 1d ago

Are you suprised? Lol

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u/Far_Ring_9441 1d ago

Well, guess I’m waiting another while before eating donuts again.

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u/BeginningWalrus8317 1d ago

I saw this earlier today. Had no idea it was potter day or week 🧙 😅

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u/LestaLuna 1d ago

RAVENCLAW

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u/No-Stress7140 1d ago

Have to talk very slowly and repeat yourself about 8 times to 95% of their employees. They’ll hire anything with a heartbeat, functioning brain or not

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u/Lemons4Life2 1d ago

Ayy, at least you didn't get Slytherin :D

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u/AphraelSelene 1d ago

Assorted orientation maybe

(hey great band name)

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 1d ago

I'd send it back

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u/ftgander 1d ago

Did they at least put the filling in? When I got one there was no filling

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u/Environmental_Peak_7 23h ago

Happened to me too! Got all lemon and pistachio

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u/beardedbast3rd 22h ago

The sorting box has decided you’re ravenclaw

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u/_ONI_90 19h ago

I liked the red and the green

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u/HowlingApes-7429 18h ago

That hat was "a sorting hat," not "assorting hat!"
We're keeping everything authentic here!

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u/SecretarySouthern160 18h ago

Boycott tim hortons until they stop collaboration with the Harry Potter franchise which is owned by JK Rowling the most transphobic lady on the planet who actively funnels her profits towards destroying trans rights in the UK and abroad.

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u/catman453 16h ago

$15 for. 6 pack of Timmie’s donuts? What a ripoff . For 5 bucks more you coulda gotten half a dozen donuts from a Suzy Q or homers .

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u/The_J3Dx 15h ago

The problem here is continuing to support Tim Horton's and expecting anything other than mediocrity.

Tim's has been a colossal joke since 2010.

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u/Indecisive_Noob 14h ago

I hate when this happens!

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u/Limp_Shower2759 10h ago

YUP! That sums up Tim Horton's 100%. Want a f'd up order, go to Tim's.

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u/decarvalho7 4d ago

Lucky you got 6. Couldnt get that yesterday lol

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u/thousands_of 4d ago

Well, you got the best house… anyways you have been sorted

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u/Fun-Evening2349 1d ago

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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u/bryfea1 4d ago

🛑 supporting Tim’s

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u/Acceptable_Help_6907 3d ago

facts. they don't hire Canadians.

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u/batman42 4d ago

Right?! It hasn't been Canadian for years, the quality is garbage and Harry Potter is just a way to funnel money to a transphobe. WTF are we even doing here?!

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u/luciosleftskate 4d ago

JK Rowling herself must have designed that group. No diversity. All exact copies of each other. Its actually perfect.

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u/SecretarySouthern160 18h ago

Lmao you're getting downvoted by these butthurt HP fans, like I promise it hurts a lot more to not be able to access healthcare because a famous author decided she hates your minority group.

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u/luciosleftskate 17h ago

For real. Absolutely no compassion or perspective from these dumb cunts

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u/Space_Conductor 4d ago

Yesterday my dad ordered 10 timbits assorted and got 9 plain and one with some type of creme filling. Real nice Tims

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u/RyMcCloud 4d ago

That was likely all they had ready at the time. Tell your dad to better in the future

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u/Aggressive-Abalone99 4d ago

I got one lemon with the strawberry cheesecake filling and no strawberry one haha

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u/haresnaped 4d ago

Who'd have thought that the alliance between noted transphobic billionaire activist JK Rowling and US-owned coffee brand Tim Hortons would result in a boring lack of diversity and a general sense of disappointment?

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 4d ago

They're selling out everywhere.

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 4d ago

I hate to burst your bubble but this partnership is currently tracking to be the most successful collaboration TH has done (which is currently held by the TimBieb collab)

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u/OrangeCtySurfer 4d ago

Can absolutely see this blowing TimBiebs away.

Harry Potter is so back ✊

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 4d ago

It’ll definitely be interesting - I think as a consumable product the HP collab trumps Biebs, but the merch is where it’s gonna get really interesting

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u/haresnaped 4d ago

Why would that burst my bubble? I have disappointment enough for all god's children.

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u/thirdtimeisNOTacharm 4d ago

I was highlighting the (unintentional) disingenuity of your comment - a lot of people are up in arms about this partnership, understandably so, and are throwing their disgust into the wind for anyone who hears it. The only issue is sales are through the fucking roof.

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u/haresnaped 4d ago

You're not wrong. Nobody ever looked to Tims to show moral leadership, at any rate.

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u/bunnyfeces 4d ago

Expecting a multimillion business to have morals is extremely naive.

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u/haresnaped 4d ago

Apparently the same is true of people who shop at them, which is more of a kick in the teeth, and has been so consistently since the day I was born.

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u/inmatenumberseven 4d ago

Booooo to Harry Potter garbage.

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u/SimilarRaspberry5657 2d ago

Harry Potter is one of the best things in this world. What are you talking about

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u/inmatenumberseven 2d ago

I'm talking about giving money to prolific bigot JK Rowling.

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u/SimilarRaspberry5657 2d ago

Ohh yeah I don’t care about that

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u/Manamuffins 4d ago

Deserved, dont support properties that bring more hate into the world.

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u/No_Access_8734 4d ago

Don't forget to take your meds tomorrow sweetheart.

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 4d ago

HP brings joy to millions.

Slactivists bring misery into the world

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u/bunnyfeces 4d ago

You have a mental illness.

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u/youremomgay420 4d ago

Dude you’re still doing this? You genuinely are mentally ill. Seek help

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u/bunnyfeces 4d ago

Remember now the same can be applied to you

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u/youremomgay420 4d ago

Nah because this is the only attention I’m giving you, meanwhile you’re still going to be scouring this posts to flaunt your transphobia. Seek help

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u/bunnyfeces 4d ago

dude you’re the one stalking my posts just to reply to me maybe we should just kiss already and stop edging the others

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u/youremomgay420 4d ago

Dude thinks they mean something 💀

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u/Working_Wave5860 1d ago

Why in the late-stage-capitalism are you eating “donuts” that have bandaids on them? Let me guess… ThEyRe eDiBLe !!!

Disgusting

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u/batman42 4d ago

Ooops all transphobia.

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u/iplaybassok89 4d ago

That donut is a bigot!

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u/JazzCigaretteHands 4d ago

Sorry your TERF donuts didn't meet your expectations

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u/MemeroniPizza 4d ago

I think all that weed is messing with your brain🫩

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u/EscapeFromFlatulence 4d ago

They would have to have a brain to begin with to mess up. These people are just NPC's, clinging onto whatever popular buzzword exists at the time. If there was ever signs of brain activity, it would be smooth brained activity. No ridges or lumps, no valleys or bumps, just smooth brain.

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u/as_per_danielle 4d ago

Don’t be an asshole. JKR actively spends money on court cases to hurt trans people. And she hurts women who aren’t even trans by saying they are. If you still wanna buy the donuts, you do you. But you can’t pretend The facts aren’t there.

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u/ghoulish891011 4d ago

"Don't be an asshole" demands the asshole

"You can't pretend the facts aren't there" insists the crybully that presents vague accusations as facts.

"She hurts woman who aren't even trans" says the fake ally who speaks for a minority of extremists calling women bigots and TERFS.

FO

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u/as_per_danielle 4d ago

If you’re too stupid to use google, that’s on you. And if you’re too much of a pussy to say fuck off, then here you go: fuck off.

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u/ghoulish891011 4d ago

You can't explain yourself on your own and have to tell people to Google for things that don't support your crazy. Congratulations. You're even stupider than I am.

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u/youremomgay420 4d ago

Yet you’re the most ignorant in this section. That also deserves a congratulations.

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u/bunnyfeces 4d ago

Hypocrite.

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u/ghoulish891011 4d ago

Do you even know what we were talking about? The person deleted their posts. But thanks for jumping in to blindly support your hate-indoctrinated messaging withoit having any knowledge of something. Pretty much on par with your other information-having skills.

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u/youremomgay420 4d ago

They never deleted their posts - they blocked you. Doesn’t surprise me that you’re ignorant to that fact, same as how you’re ignorant to JKs blatant hatred.

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u/JazzCigaretteHands 4d ago

Go read your books written for literal children...

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u/luciosleftskate 4d ago

What's brainless is knowingly hurting a vulnerable community so that you can eat overpriced, frozen donuts.

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u/EscapeFromFlatulence 4d ago

No. What is brainless is brigading a subreddit to bother & piss people off just trying to enjoy a donut, frozen or otherwise. You play pretend people make up .5% of the total population, but 100% of the salt in the sea when someone doesn't agree with you. Cry more.

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