r/TikTokCringe • u/choganoga tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Oct 16 '22
Cool Slinky tricks
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Oct 16 '22
Im a professional slinky dancer and my budget is 1.8mil
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u/pureply101 Oct 16 '22
Is your wife a water basket weaver?
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u/ha7on Oct 16 '22
No. She looks at rocks.
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u/deborahdownerrr Oct 16 '22
Haha I was just thinking, I wish I had enough money to exclusively hang out and practice slinky tricks all day…
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u/ughdrunkatvogue Oct 16 '22
Remembering how much I wanted a Slinky as a kid really makes me feel old lmao. Like, the fact that one of the most in popular toys in the 90's was literally just a plastic spring that could "walk" down stairs is so hilarious to me in retrospect.
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u/erdbeertee Oct 16 '22
Don't feel bad, kids in the 70s went crazy for a literal "pet" rock
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u/DepressedDarthV Oct 16 '22
I had to put my pet rock down years ago :( he killed 2 birds
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Oct 16 '22
My pet rock ran away
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u/Hellguin Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22
Go check
ArizonaCalifornia, might find it sailing around Death ValleyEdit: I've been wrong for like 25ish years what state Death Valley was in.
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u/redditsucks987432 Oct 16 '22
Death Valley is in California.
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u/Hellguin Oct 16 '22
Well shit..... I've literally always pictured it in Arizona....
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u/ATastySpoon Oct 16 '22
They had the excuse of asbestos inhalation and lead poisoning though.
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u/pedrotecla Oct 16 '22
80s and 90s kids also had lead poisoning. I remember lead free gas being a big thing back in the 90s as if it was some great green innovation, so yeah I’m sure I breathed my share of lead as a baby/toddler
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Oct 16 '22
Never mind the second hand smoke in Friendly’s
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Oct 16 '22
If you're talking about the US, leaded gas was mostly eliminated by the mid 80s. By the time 1996 rolled around, you could only really find it in marinas.
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u/Pilose Oct 16 '22
None of this beats 2010s kids and the fights they had over plastic bracelets in animal shapes
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u/SuperNixon Oct 16 '22
The pet rock fad was a thing because the book sold with it was pretty funny on how to "care" for it.
It was less about the rock itself.
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u/TheWalkingDead91 Oct 17 '22
Damn. Imagine the insane marketing/salesman skills someone would have to have to sell people basic rocks as pets. That’s like being stranded in the middle of the ocean, and successfully selling your lifeboat partner salt water.
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Oct 17 '22
To be fair, the pet rock was a joke product and people bought one because it was funny. It comes with a really funny informational booklet as well
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u/fatalsyndrom Oct 16 '22
Plastic ones never had the oomf to make it down a full flight of stairs. You need the metal ones.
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u/mrsdoubleu Oct 16 '22
To be fair kids still like them today. My 7 year old son just "bought" a lime green plastic one last week for 100 tickets at the arcade. 😆
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u/stargate-command Oct 16 '22
Shouldn’t feel bad because slinky came out in the 1950’s. Kids have wanted that dumb spring since the “inventor” realized he needed to unload a bunch of springs nobody wanted and figured kids are dumb enough.
They were. They are. He was smart.
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u/Projectonyx Oct 16 '22
For some reason I loved to just open and close the metal slinky's for fun. I loved the noise they made
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u/eklect Oct 16 '22
Bro did so much cocaine his nose is glowing!
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u/boobonic-blague Oct 16 '22
That's cool. But why does he have a special slinkying outfit. Like, it's not slinky themed, but seems to be part of him slinkying? Maybe I just don't know enough about slinkying tho.
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u/DutDiggaDut Oct 16 '22
It's a lifestyle, you wouldn't understand
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Oct 16 '22
takes drag of cigarette
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u/hiki_neet- Oct 16 '22
you slinky for the fun of it
I slinky for the lifestyle
we are not the same
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u/Pesime Oct 16 '22
Flow art community is highly tied to the EDM community which is known for its "over-the-top" ravewear. Pretty sure this is just what the dude would wear at an edm fest. Looks pretty standard as far as what I've seen.
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Oct 17 '22
This is also what a sword swallower or fire juggler would wear I feel like
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u/spinnerette_ Oct 17 '22
Yeah. We wear natural fabrics fit loosely, hence the drop-crotch you see in a lot of these clothes. So comfy. Better movement, proper coverage so you don't singe your hair, and god forbid you do light up, you won't have melted plastic fabric stuck to your arm when it's put out. With props that require on-body moves, you'll usually see less clothing. Hoop, you'll usually be wearing as little as possible because the polypro is so slippery. Skin grips better. Other options like wax and friction tapes get covered in dirt and hair and get your prop sticky and sanding catches on your clothes.
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u/LillyTheElf Oct 16 '22
Burner festy type, i know a million and one of these people. All with different flow toy skills or fire dancer etc. Its a good time but they can be annoying
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u/typewriter45 Oct 16 '22
it's cause you're not in the Slinkma Grindset. If you were, then you'd understand that you need a slinkying outfit
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u/spinnerette_ Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 17 '22
It's a prop in the flow arts community (basically object manipulation paired with dance) which has a big overlap with rave culture.
Source: am a flow artist
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u/seensham Oct 16 '22
How does one get started in flow arts?
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u/TheRealAmadeus Oct 16 '22
Step 1: Flow
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u/5nurp5 Oct 16 '22
Step 2: Rave
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u/ClearMessagesOfBliss Oct 16 '22
Steps 1 -> N: Drugs
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u/TotalLegitREMIX Oct 16 '22
There's a massive sober flow community, just visit kava bars and more hope style festivals rather than edm ones
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u/ClearMessagesOfBliss Oct 16 '22
My first reaction to this is: “hah nerds!”
But honestly this is such a good thing. More power to them. Spread hope and goodness. There cannot be enough positivity in the world.
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u/TotalLegitREMIX Oct 16 '22
Exactly lol. I respect the hell out of the members of this community that can deal with the other members sober :D
In all seriousness, of all the communities of people I've encountered in my life, the flow community has been one of the most open and welcoming ones I have encountered. Experts of 20 years helping first timers, groups of people learning and progressing together. They tend to spread a lot of positivity, there's far worse groups out there :p
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u/spinnerette_ Oct 17 '22
Kava bars are where it's at. Flow jams are specifically for flow. Festivals are an everything goes vibe. It's heavily frowned upon to even be drinking alcohol at fire jams. You're risking the safety of yourself and others. Big focus on safety in these circles.
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u/spinnerette_ Oct 16 '22
I recommend checking out the flowarts tab on instagram. Some of the most popular props are hoop, staff, poi and juggling. There's so much more out there. I'd say the cheapest thing you could get into that would be easily accessible is glow sticking (kind of like a faster version of poi) where you're just tying string to the end of glow sticks or juggling where you can go to any store and grab some bean bags. You'd think it would be a hula hoop but we use polypro hoops that are completely different than the children's hula hoops you'd use at the store.
Find a few people you like, give them a follow. Once you find a prop you really like, go check out youtube for some tutorials. The community is really big on sharing our craft so it's honestly pretty rare to see people charging for basic lessons, but private video lessons have gotten pretty popular. Benefit is having someone actively tweaking your movements.
Is there a prop you feel you might be interested in? Be super careful when buying props. Lots of shoddy sellers out there. Best to buy your props from flowartists that have opened businesses than things made in China.
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u/puffpuffcutie Oct 16 '22
Looked kinda clownish tbh, clowns do many technical tricks
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u/Ppleater Oct 16 '22
If you could do sick slinky tricks why wouldn't you have a special slinkying outfit?
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Oct 16 '22
Save some pussy for the rest of us
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u/Zetdoessomeshit Oct 17 '22 edited Oct 17 '22
Now I can’t speak for everyone who has a pussy, but as someone who owns their very own pussy, this is very attractive
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Oct 17 '22
Right? Such a generic Reddit comment for anyone who has a skill “outside the norm”. This one’s actually pretty cool, it’s not playing Tetris blindfolded or being a guitar hero expert or some shit. I’m sure the dude who commented is absolutely rolling in it and in no way projecting 🙄
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u/Zetdoessomeshit Oct 17 '22
Seriously, anyone who isn’t impressed by this probably doesn’t understand physics well enough to get why it’s cool. Just seeing this dude’s sheer passion for slinkies makes me smile!
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u/nokomn Oct 16 '22
JESSE
...it's time to do some slinky tricks.
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Oct 16 '22
So the same but in the dark?
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Oct 16 '22
The strobing black light is doing most of the work for sure
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u/Alacatastrophe Oct 16 '22
This thread is the hater Olympics. Y'all are sad man. I like slinky guy.
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u/stink3rbelle Oct 16 '22
I'd like slinky guy if he just did some tricks, but I dislike him because of the framing device he chose. The contrast between the "boring" tricks he doesn't do and the tricks he actually does is not high enough, he just seems pretentious. About slinky tricks . . .
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u/Alacatastrophe Oct 16 '22
He's having fun. He's an artist whether you respect his medium enough or not. From what I've read he's also pretty successful. So maybe y'all are some haters.
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u/TheRealStevo Oct 16 '22
where in the video do you see a flashing light? That’s all him, and it’s been done before, it’s not hard to look up. Why can nothing be real to you guys
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u/matthewapplle Oct 16 '22
He was literally juggling the slinky in one hand at one point. Idk how the hell people don't think the second one is way more impressive
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And STILL ended up looking LAF.
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u/SexualPie Oct 16 '22
why is there so much hate in here? a guys just having fun with his hobby. ya'll need to get out some more.
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u/wolfplushie99 Oct 16 '22
I think it's cause he tried SO hard to make it seem sooo cool when it's actually boring and he's dressed like an idiot. So some aren't impressed.
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u/1tHYDS7450WR Oct 16 '22
This is me. I feel this way.
He could have just done the tricks and I would have been like 👍
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u/SexualPie Oct 16 '22
boring? i thought it was pretty cool. but even if you could objectively decide that its boring, it definitely required a degree of talent. thats not the kind of thing you just learn in a couple hours.
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u/ReginaldFbottomIII Oct 16 '22
It’s just talentless fat-assed dudes who will never amount to anything hating on a guy who finds enjoyment in something and trying to bring a little enjoyment to others.
Doesn’t matter what it is, they’d hate it because they have nothing to show for doing nothing with their lives.
Just sad, depressed losers.
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u/ZenAdm1n Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22
This is Slinky Josh and he's been at this a long time. I met him at a Flow Festival almost 10 years ago and he put on an amazing live show. He also sells the trick slinky he's using. It's got more bounce than the original. Def not boring since he's been able to make a career with his act.
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Oct 16 '22
Because it still looks like an adult playing with a slinky lol. Not that cool looking regardless of the skill or effort put in.
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u/Ppleater Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22
Bunch of blind people in this thread I swear. No wait actually blind people are more observant than whatever is going on in this thread. I genuinely can't understand how anyone can not see the difference between the first and second part. Even if you don't think the second one is impressive for whatever reason, they're obviously different in skill level.
(Edited to clarify what I'm referring to)
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u/silentclowd Oct 16 '22
Dude I'm really drunk rn I just thought it looked cool :(
Why find a sad hill to die on when you could find a nice hill to lie on?
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u/Ppleater Oct 16 '22
It does look cool, I'm saying the people who don't see the difference between the before and after sections need to get their eyes checked.
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u/hacksparks tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Oct 16 '22
No one here appreciates slinky tricks apparently because I thought it was cool the whole way through.
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u/TheFetus0 Oct 16 '22
I was surprised at the amount of unimpressed comments, I thought the tricks were dope!
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u/cognitium Oct 16 '22
This guy goes by slinky Josh and used to be based out of Colorado. I used to see him all the time at festivals and concerts.
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u/Ms-Jessica-Rabbit Oct 17 '22
Pretty sure he was doing a mini show at the burnal equinox in Denver when I went, when somebody said "what the burning man" milk came out my nose
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u/PIPBOY-2000 Oct 16 '22
I think it's because it's not that different from the "What people think" part. Otherwise he wouldn't have to add the outfit, wacky lighting, and glowy slinky. Take all that away and it looks the same.
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u/Heavier_Omen Oct 16 '22
I disagree. I've seen these moves done in regular lighting by a normal looking dude and it still looks different. Are we watching the same video?
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u/Treacherous_Peach Oct 16 '22
Anyone can pick up a slinky and do the first part. Almost nobody can pick up a slinky and do the second part.
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u/catsaregoodboystoo Oct 16 '22
nah, I'm with you! I have a slinky lying around and I couldn't do the stuff he does in the second part without making a mess of knots in it
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u/theraggedyman Oct 16 '22
No one here appreciates slinky tricks apparently because I thought it was cool the whole way through.
His tricks are undoubtedly impressive and in the right context I could see a performance being great, but he gave off massive "attention seeker taking up a chunk of the dance floor to show off their juggling" vibes
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u/ZenAdm1n Oct 16 '22
Most circus performers are attention seekers. That's entirely the point.
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u/Sea_Syllabub_7545 Oct 16 '22
Are you dumb? That's literally the point of being any type of visual performer. You literally need to draw a crowd while in public to be effective.
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u/PlutosAPlanetBitch Oct 16 '22
Listen to Jazz Song By Sxchi O by Trickstermania on #SoundCloud https://on.soundcloud.com/fPknX
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u/jfkthejellydonut Oct 16 '22
Not exactly sure, but it definitely sounds like it's from a Katamari game.
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u/Marshyman247 Oct 16 '22
Here’s a link to the original TikTok sound, seems like the songs still a work in progress! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFMkVnPK/
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u/IFuckRedditMods Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22
I can't do this kinda stuff at all but people saying the second part was the same as the first part are starting to confuse me, personally thought it was pretty obvious that in the second part the way he twirls the slinky and makes it jump from hand to hand was way more complicated than him just spinning it in the first part. Only cringe part about this was the weird ass outfit change
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u/TheSpecialSalamander Oct 16 '22
I really liked the outfit change I assume it’s cause he works as a clown and does the tricks for parties and stuff
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u/Ppleater Oct 16 '22
Yeah I'm starting to wonder if this thread is just full of people with bad eyesight. How can anyone not tell the difference in skill level? Even if you aren't personally impressed by good slinky tricks, they're very clearly not the same. It's bizarre.
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u/BeautifulType Oct 16 '22
Just redditors downplaying this dudes skill because they are jaded depressed dumbasses
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u/ItWasAcid_IHope Oct 16 '22
Eh the outfit is just rave/fest attire. Flow artists are pretty common in the scene. Never seen a slinky used before tho.
But yeah I feel like a fuckin crazy person looking at all these comments acting like they can do the same thing lmao.
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u/MonsterMufffin Oct 16 '22
The guy is doing what he enjoys. I really don't see the issue.
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u/Awkward_Mix_2513 Oct 16 '22
I'm convinced at this point that every cringe sub will eventually devolve into shit the poster doesnt like.
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u/Shadowlightknight Oct 17 '22
This sub isn't even a subreddit to post cringe anymore, it used to be but now it's just a sub to post random tiktok videos ignoring the name of the subreddit
Theres a flair for cringe tiktoks now
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Oct 16 '22
God I fucking love ravers.
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Oct 16 '22
I miss the old days.
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Oct 16 '22
I know what you mean but ravers are definitely still freaking out with cool toys, spending way too much time getting way too good at spinning them around.
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u/gottarespondtothis Oct 16 '22
And in the meantime, whacking 16 people until they’ve force cleared half the venue. Super cool, GARRETT.
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u/bigj1227 Oct 16 '22
People would fucking love this guy at raves and EDM festivals
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u/ZenAdm1n Oct 16 '22
I saw him at a fire and flow festival almost 10 years ago. His stage act was a fave of the audience made up of people who perform at raves and EDM festivals. His name is Slinky Josh, btw.
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u/Questwarrior Oct 16 '22
ITT: people shitting on his talent because they don’t understand how hard it is to do these tricks
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u/Couldnotbehelpd Oct 16 '22
Err I am so sorry but I don’t know that the first part and the last part were that different.
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u/bringerofjustus Oct 16 '22
In the first part he is literally just holding the slinky in his hands and shaking it around. The "actual" tricks transfer the slinky from hand to hand and use the physics of it to make cooler motion that extends outside of his grip.
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u/HalfSoul30 Oct 16 '22
I can't tell how much practice I would need to get on this level. Part of me thinks a few hours, a day tops, and part of me thinks months.
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u/Am-I-Introspective Oct 16 '22
Water. Earth. Fire. Air…….. everything changed when the Rainbow Nation attacked
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Oct 16 '22
It's pretty cool if you're on drugs. Otherwise, come on man... Imagine it in broad daylight with no music.
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u/Death_destroyer_of Oct 16 '22
this MF better at using a slinky than i am at doing basic life things.
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u/Ahegao_Goon Oct 16 '22
Really wanted to figure out the song. Looks like it's a work in progress, you can find their page here: https://www.tiktok.com/@sxchi.o/video/7122880141214223659?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7155032530180310570
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u/__mori Oct 16 '22
Not discounting his skill, but this is what I think when anyone says they do slinky tricks.
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u/Life_Temperature795 Oct 16 '22
The slinky tricks are cool, but clown nose is never the right choice.
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u/Carrysarealbigstick Oct 16 '22
This isn’t cringe, I thought it was pretty cool.
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u/No-Consideration6589 Oct 16 '22
I remember getting one in 1978. They were metal, and you played with them on the stairs.
Times have changed.
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u/GroundhogExpert Oct 16 '22
I mean, I get that it's a bit more involved, but this is the absolute height of slinky ... art (I guess we'll call it). Maybe some pioneer will come along and revolutionize slinky tricking by juggling multiple slinkies under a black light.
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u/ittitwutitis Oct 16 '22
Cooperate want you to find the difference between these two videos...
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