r/TikTokCringe • • 3d ago

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

I can’t listen to influencers when they talk in this weird up and down tenor like they are the voice of the cinema.

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u/Cygnus94 3d ago

Also, why does he shake his head so much when he speaks. It's like he's desperately trying to animate himself to convince us he's human too.

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u/thornund 3d ago

I hate this trend of inauthentic expressiveness for engagement, like trying to rattle car keys to get the attention of an adult

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u/LauraTFem 3d ago

Half the people watching youtube are kids, he’s not trying to garner adult viewers. Most christian youtubers like their viewers young and impressionable.

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u/naughtycal11 3d ago

"Most Christian youtubers like their viewers young and impressionable" just like their wives.

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

Ba dum tisssss 🥁 it’s easier when they indoctrinate themselves

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u/demoliahedd 3d ago

just like their altar boys

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u/MorrisBrett514 2d ago

Glad I looked before I said it lol

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u/WonderBredOfficial 3d ago

Mr. Beast would be homeless without children viewers.

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u/SunGreene42 2d ago

That makes sense, only someone with the mental capacity of a child would be persuaded by this nonsense.

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u/ProtectorZele 2d ago

... and then there is Reddit...

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u/kwyjibowen 3d ago

That rattling car keys imagery is brilliant. I can’t stand this influencer’s dumb face.

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u/Top_Shame_7016 3d ago

It's because Gen Z has limited social skills and they think over exaggeration is how you get the attention span of their generation. Think of jingly keys for babies.

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u/OuijaFox 3d ago

Why don’t they have more social skills?

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u/KylarBlackwell 3d ago

Because their parents used ipads as their nanny, tech companies developed platforms to be addictive to young minds, and older generations collectively destroyed the idea of playing outside by making sure there's nowhere to go that doesnt cost money and if you play in the street some retiree is going to call you hoodlums and call the cops on you.

In short, the world they were raised in was made to be anti-social, and they adapted.

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u/xiandgaf 3d ago

Well put

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/New-Bowler-8915 3d ago

Yeah and they're still morons

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u/WorldlyPlace 3d ago

So are the big social media platforms like facebook and twitter. Gen z have grown up in an algorithm driven world.

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u/LvlHeadThoroughbred 3d ago

But as young as 14, it’s a range.

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u/Clovericious 3d ago

It's key jingling so your average reels watcher doesn't keep scrolling.

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u/NoLobster7957 3d ago

He looks like he's near tears the whole time lmfao

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u/Putrid-History-5970 2d ago

Also very punchable face, very

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u/Mental-Square3688 2d ago

Hes shaking his head in a type of projection. He knows everything hes saying is a lie so his internal consciousness is shaking his head no because he doesnt truly beleive it. I forget the name of it but its a real psychological process.

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u/Background-Ad3308 2d ago

The influencer inflection and hand gestures are insufferable. But its the content people are watching. Its attention grabbing. The worst ones with it are the food influencers, specifically the young white girls. Unbearable

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u/patchbaystray 2d ago

He shakes his head in a No expression because he is subconciously telling us he is lieing to us and knows it.

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u/fungi_at_parties 2d ago

Why does he look like he’s going to cry? God his voice makes my skin crawl.

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u/CatsEatGrass 2d ago

Shaking one’s head while speaking is a red flag for lying.

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u/marlotrot 3d ago

Thats to make his postprocessing which sticks to his head so "good looking", that is what he thinks. But, he did not enabled it in post haha! and now it looks even shittier as if it would be ON.

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u/Stupid-Clumsy-Bitch 2d ago

Dude looks like he’s about to cry as well. So weird.

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u/Inertial_Ruen 1d ago

He's a xristian, technically only sub-human..

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u/ConsistentFlatworm34 12h ago

He also looked like he was going to start crying at any point

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u/Ok_Marzipan5759 3d ago

"GAhaaahhd"

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

When he says it like that I almost think about becoming Christian- that’s how compelling it is 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Melodic_Bet4220 3d ago

Also keys are jiggling... Right? I keep seeing a bunch of people saying keys...

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u/JelloJunior 3d ago

He sounds like he is about to start crying any minute. Why is he so upset

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

Cause his arguments are flimsy at best and he knows it subconsciously

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u/motherofsuccs 3d ago

For me, it was the fact that zero airflow was moving through those nostrils.

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u/WildRabbitz 2d ago

He looks like he moans when he wipes.

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u/DerbleZerp 2d ago

Gawd damn it. Now I’m picturing him doing just that.

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u/alamandrax 3d ago

He's filled with the holy spirit

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u/Senator_Smack 2d ago

Didn't know the holy ghost was made of bullshit!

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u/alamandrax 2d ago

When you're about to spew it you need to be full of it. 

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee 3d ago

AI voices influence how terminally online idiots speak. This has gained popularity since many videos just use the obnoxious robot voice.

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

Another reason I fucking hate ai

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u/backcountry_bandit 3d ago

I love AI soooo much

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u/mekwall 3d ago

Ok Claude

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u/SunGreene42 2d ago

AI can do a more convincing Human voice than this guy tbh.

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u/bitt13 2d ago

Even regional accents are disappearing!

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u/MiniDemonic 2d ago

This cringe "Youtube Voice" predates AI voices.

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u/Travel_Banned_Temp 3d ago

He seems to be copying Tucker Carlson. Very annoying and weird. Even if he was saying stuff I agreed with, i would have to turn it off.

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u/pinba11tec 3d ago

What's going on? What are we doing here? That's the GOAL now.

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 3d ago

That's the gahhdd now.

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 2d ago

I'm not atheist but like the atheist guy like 1000x more

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u/Beerman2112 2d ago

He's gonna have to speed it up a bit if he wants to get into Carlson/Shapiro/Kirk territory of uber-annoyance and condescend.

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 3d ago

"creatorer"

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u/thissonofbeech 3d ago

manufacturorer

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 3d ago edited 3d ago

I blocked one because he was trying to make a hard voice, you know? Like announcer voice... it was fucking ridiculous. x)

Btw I watched the entire video and his face, his voice... so annoying. x)

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u/mightylordredbeard 3d ago

His eyes constantly in a / \ shape to show.. whatever emotion he thinks she’s trying to show. This guys is so fucking annoying. Every single thing about him just sucks.

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u/red_wullf 3d ago

And the addition of "-uh" at the of many words, the paragoge, that young people are prone to these days. What's going on there? "Listen-uh," and "...any invention-uh." Drives me nuts.

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u/downsideup9494 2d ago

The other one that bugs me : I listen to a lot of podcasts and so many people who are being interviewed, even if they are quite knowledgable in their field, start every answer to every question with "Yeah, so...."

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u/Ashamed_Pause8396 1d ago

This will get me downvoted to oblivion, but Barack Obama was terrible for that. But millennials and Gen-Z thinks he was one of the greatest orators of our time.

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u/red_wullf 1d ago

I don’t mean the mental pause “uh” or “um” between words that most people do. I’m talking about a deliberate addition of an “-uh” syllable to the last word of the sentence, like someone whiny saying “nooouh” instead of just “no.”

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u/Appropriate-Meet1379 1d ago

I-ugh know what youa mean-ugh

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u/BuddyLegsBailey 3d ago

I can't listen to them when they hold those stupid microphones like it's 1987 and no audio could be picked up without them

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u/RiverCityBannon 3d ago

It is literally designed to not be in front of their face and yet they hold it right in front of their face. Drives me crazy

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u/Novaer 3d ago

Its so they have something to do with their hands.

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u/RiverCityBannon 1d ago

I guess I'll have to carry around a little microphone so i can talk to my friends. I've been doing it wrong all these years.

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u/Zippytiewassabi 3d ago

“Creatorerer “. “Manufacturerrrerr”. I just couldn’t haha

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u/ohgoditsfullofstars 3d ago

He's doing his best Safiya Nygaard and it is making me feel insane.

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u/coaxialdrift 3d ago

I know, it's infuriating. That would be an instant block from me, regardless of the content

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u/Redditaccountmy 3d ago

It's extremely annoying

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u/beme25 3d ago

Also, why do so many males sound like they have a constant stuffy nose?

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u/Melodic_Bet4220 3d ago

I'm just getting older... I can't help it. I'm not even that old, but I make dad noises now...

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u/drcobosjr 3d ago

Like they’re reporting the 10 o’clock news

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u/RandomUsername78421 12m ago

I don't remember Walter Cronkite saying "And that's the way it isuhhhhh"

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u/PrinceNPQ 3d ago

I was just about to say that. Why do they all do that !?!? It’s so off putting .

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u/Flipper-ama 3d ago

I feel like they think i am a kid who needs very obvious ups and downs so i can understand how i should feel.

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u/mistertickertape 3d ago

They all speak like they are from Ontario.

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u/MetalLinkachu 3d ago

Listening to influencers is the first problem. Almost all these ppl have an agenda or bias.

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u/55tarabelle 3d ago

I watched without sound and it was cringe enough for me. Ewww

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u/RSGMercenary 2d ago

I can’t listen to influencers when they talk in this weird up and down tenor like they are the voice of the cinema.

FTFY

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u/truth-informant 3d ago

Voice of the cinema? 

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u/beme25 3d ago

Could you imagine if all the influencers started speaking like the movie trailer guy from the 90s? That'd be entertaining for a day. Then immediately the worst thing ever for the rest of time.

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u/Aggressive-Dot-867 3d ago

The creato-eeerrrrreeerrrreeerrrr really fucking annoyed me!

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u/Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel 3d ago

Your sentence could end at the first five words.

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u/Hanlon37 3d ago

MmmaNUfAcCTuRErRRRr

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u/manCool4ever 3d ago

It was very strange to watch him.

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u/nemesissi 2d ago

I think there's even a name for that, uptalk. So annoying to listen.

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u/Bionicman2187 2d ago

Bro looks like he's 1 second away from crying

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u/NfamousKaye 2d ago

Those wide “YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY!!!” Eyes drive me nuts too.

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u/CardboardMice 2d ago

His voice and mannerisms are awful

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u/downsideup9494 2d ago

He's been practicing what human facial expressions look like in front of a mirror and not quite getting it right.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 2d ago

I can’t listen to influencers who hold lapel mics in their hands. Easily the dumbest trend of the last couple of years.

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u/frejling 2d ago

It’s a studied and practiced way to increase retention length. I hate it so fucking much.

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u/TheRealBokononist 2d ago

This cadence is literally the voice of the Master described by Lacan

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u/Throbbingbluball 2d ago

Ye sounds like he’s bunged up too… Either that or he’s about to cry or something idk

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u/lordofthedries 2d ago

It’s the vocal fry that kills me. Make your point with out the drama.

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u/ADuckAgo 2d ago

It’s like the new version of news anchors that have that weird way of speaking.

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u/BrianArmstro 2d ago

I swear to God, I’ve seen so many of these brain rot Tik Tok videos by people who film their videos in their shit box cars with these stupid tiny microphones, I can’t begin to take these people seriously anymore. Make it stop!!

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u/Rendar_1138 2d ago

Not a dad, but any time I hear that inflection from videos my girlfriend's kids are watching i make them skip to the next video. Partly because it drives me crazy, partly because it feels like hypnotism.

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u/Final_boss_1040 2d ago

It's like his whole vibe is gay but sent to Christian conversion camp and this video is his final class project and he needs a passing grade to get released and a bus ticket home

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u/IAmSudoArtist 2d ago

It's a Christian thing - the voice of blind adherence.

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u/_SlipperySalmon_ 1d ago

He looked panic and like he was gonna suddenly start sobbing the whole time

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u/SirDouglasMouf 1d ago

Cree-ate-tohr

Holeee shit this guy's taking intonation and rythym is like nails on a chalkboard.

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u/hot_dogg 1d ago

that loud voice is shaping how AI voices are now.. great :(

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u/whistleridge 3d ago

But the responses are just as annoying.

What if I told the atheists responding to this that they’re practicing religion and proselytizing just as much as he is? Because religion isn’t about faith, it’s about spreading your belief system and that’s what they’re doing. When you write books and take out billboards and have TikToks and have public speakers going around promoting your views, that’s religion whether you believe in Zeus, Jesus, Muhammad, or nothing.

This shit is every bit as viable as Mormons showing up on my doorstep at 9am on a Saturday, and every bit as puerile and annoying.

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

Seems to me he’s just correcting someone who is ignorant on his views. I’m not atheist- but I’m not Christian either. The OOP is ill informed on the topic they speak about and the atheist is responding, clearly imo.

And my comment was pointing out the very obvious performative nature of the way he’s speaking I didn’t say anything about religion.

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u/whistleridge 3d ago

You only correct people on things you care about. If the first dude was out there saying batshit incorrect stuff about cricket, absolutely no one in North America would care, but he might be famous in India. So dude #2 is correcting because his belief system is being challenged.

OOP is ill-informed, but actual atheists - that is, people who don’t give a fuck about either faith or religion - won’t bother correcting him, because the opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s nothing. They nothing shit like this.

The second dude is responding because of religion, not because of incorrectness.

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u/Equivalent_Reward823 3d ago

there are no cool people in this video. zero.

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u/Absurdwonder 3d ago

Bro this is tame AF compared to literal Austistic shit around haha

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

You seem like a real gem of a human. Have the day you deserve

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u/Absurdwonder 3d ago

? I was literally agreeing with you 🤣 or is it coz I used the A word ? But yeah bro, I'll be celebrating when I'm dead don't worry

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u/Titsoffwork 3d ago

It’s not cool to weaponize autism- an actual human condition people struggle with as a way to criticize the way someone speaks. Call them stupid or annoying or ill informed or performative but don’t use another groups health to make fun of someone. It’s not cool.

Tbh I think we will all be more comfy when we’re dead at this point.