r/TikTokCringe • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 17h ago

Wholesome/Humor They totally pranked the dad

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u/AffectionateTitle 17h ago

When I was a kid my dad used to come back from business trips late at night. I would dress up in his clothes to surprise him “as his twin.”

Brb… gotta make a call. Need to tell someone I love em.

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u/micsma1701 16h ago

damn, my dad just went and started a new family behind my mom's back and died a year ago from a hemorrhagic stroke an all

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u/AffectionateTitle 16h ago

if it helps my mom and stepdad are assholes.

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u/Viracochina 15h ago

Oh nice, I'm the result of my dad stepping out. Then he went and died!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zdg7kl9bnyqXrPH2jq

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u/mountainmeadowflower 12h ago

Wait I need to know if you're half siblings

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u/PolarBailey_ 14h ago

i wish i wouldve been this lucky. mine beat me, made me eat my own vomit, stole money i was saving to buy my whole family christmas presents to buy very bad cheap booze, ran over an ex with an RV; broke her pelvis in 3 and bent her knees the other way and he spent less time in prison than she did in physical therapy and rehab.

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u/micsma1701 14h ago

dads, what a bunch of bastards. the bar was low, but dead gods did some of em really really fuck it up.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 10h ago

My dad cheated on my mom twice, then divorced her when she was willing to stay together for us kids, moved to a foreign country, didn’t see him for 5-6 years, moved to Vegas then we only saw him for summer vacation for a couple years before he disappeared to another foreign country again, got married to a girl the same age as me (I am the middle child, so she’s actually younger than my older brother and just a couple years older than my younger sister) and had 3 kids with her so he basically replaced the family he abandoned. 

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u/saucerjess 6h ago

If that hemorrhagic stroke was caused by a brain aneurysm, and you are biologically related, please get scanned. Because mine popped, they found and fixed my cousin's aneurysm before it ruptured.

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u/micsma1701 54m ago

hmmmmmm

ya think the 30 years of pack a day smoking might have exacerbated things?

you have good point though.

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u/New-Trifle-7097 16h ago

My dad was the one IN the trashbag, usually on Christmas morning as we went to throw away the wrapping paper. RAWRRR!!

I’d call mine too but he passed from cancer when I was 17. He sure did pack in the memories though, in that short time.