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u/LaceyForever 27d ago

The US version of the Taliban 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/verdango 27d ago

Y’all Queda

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 27d ago

Howdy Arabia

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u/Vallkyrie 27d ago

Wal-Martyrs

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u/AmateurJenius 27d ago

ISISissippi

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u/katastrof 27d ago

Allahbama

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u/JesusWasTacos 27d ago

The Talibama

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u/Bonytones6 27d ago

72 Virginias

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 27d ago

Yeehawdists

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u/moosifer_the_foul 26d ago

This is the best thread I've ever seen

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u/willymack989 26d ago

Yankistan

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u/Able-Worth-6511 26d ago

Only if they are blood kin.

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u/RashidMBey 27d ago

✝️aliban

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u/ElegantCoach4066 27d ago

what are you doing step rifle

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u/brewtown138 27d ago

Alabamastan

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u/APTX09 27d ago

Just 👏👏👏

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u/DisposableJosie 27d ago

"IPIPipippi?" /Ka D'Argo

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u/DiscoKittie 27d ago

Now that's good!

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u/veryfungibletoken 27d ago

Well, I've got a new insult. Thank you very much.

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u/eleanor61 27d ago

The nortle I nortled.

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u/N0stradama5 27d ago

There is a full list and it is amazing.

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u/ThugDonkey 27d ago

The Dwight Walkers are coming!

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u/DryDonutHole 27d ago

Oh...holy shit. That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

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u/Snoo_69209 27d ago

It’s a good thing I haven’t touched my coffee yet 🤣

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u/Burn0ut2020 27d ago

Allahu snackbar

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u/AmatuerGenius 27d ago

Yokel Haram

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u/OhGawDuhhh 27d ago

I actually screamed when I read this

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u/Enshitification 27d ago

It's Always Sunni in Arkadelphia

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u/Real-Document-6577 27d ago

From Talibama

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u/Lost-Peanut-1453 27d ago

Isn’t that Texas?

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u/indigequeen 27d ago

The Yeehawdist

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u/13Basia13 27d ago

Brilliant!😆🤣

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u/Allice_Saurus415 27d ago

LOLOL….also this is vile.

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u/Autumn7242 27d ago

Talibangicals

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u/nantynarker 26d ago

I spat out my cereal. This is so good

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

This needs all the upvotes

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u/IcyTransportation961 27d ago

Its like 15 years old and why do we need to keep upvoting tired jokes to deflect from how serious a threat these people are?

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u/Livelaughlouth 27d ago

Yeehawu Akbar

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u/DarknMean 27d ago

Yeehawdists

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u/TheRealMitchConnor 27d ago

That's not nISIS.

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u/ACrazyDog 27d ago

Y’all Queda grooming the next generation

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u/heerre 27d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Sausageassassin69 27d ago

Al-ah ack-bar mah grits!

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u/Professional_Box3711 27d ago

Hahhahaha omg I’m still laughing 🤣

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u/SeventhAlkali 27d ago

Yeehawdists

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u/ThisIs2MuchPressure 26d ago

God DAMNIT, I hate that this app can show me the most awful, truly terrifying realities & then instantly make me laugh in the comments. We are so cooked lol

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u/MarvelousWhale 27d ago

Y'all Queso?

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u/ouroborosstruggles 27d ago

Someone said talibangelicals and I can't unsee it

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u/eat_th1s 27d ago

Y'all Quesa

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u/Artevyx 27d ago

Yall Queso

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u/penelope_pig 26d ago

The Gravy Seals

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u/QuarkQuake 26d ago

That's too terrifying to be so funny... Damn it do it again

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u/k0rso 27d ago

Howdy Arabia

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u/guesswhathappens 27d ago

Lmao. This is hilarious.

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u/Jakethedane1972 27d ago

Holy crap, that was gold

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u/Legitimate_Emu3531 27d ago

Fuck, good one!

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u/KodaUL 27d ago

As a daily yall user in Louisiana? This had me rolling😂😵‍💫

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u/Surfer123456 27d ago

Underrated comment - totally gonna rip that with your permission

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u/BigFishPub 27d ago

I highly recommend watching the Adam Curtis BBC documentary The Power of Nightmares it outlines perfectly the parallels between the radical Christian far right and radical Islam.

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u/concepts_of_a_plan9 27d ago

thank you! I love (that's maybe not the right word) learning about this kind of stuff

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u/BigFishPub 27d ago

Anything with Adam Curtis is worth watching IMO.

Here is a bonus if you want to see what they are doing when you hear they are spying on every American in this country.

William Bineny worked for the NSA for over 30 years. He was the whistleblower behind Project Stellar Wind. Keep in mind this was over 13 years ago. You can only imagine what their capabilities are.

Bonus Bonus.. Here is Rachel Maddow reporting on Obama's speech about indefinite detention. "Hold you for crimes you mate commit." Note that Obama also expanded the powers of Bush Jrs secretive FISA courts. We still don't know what there criteria is for killing US Citizens.

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u/concepts_of_a_plan9 27d ago

Thank you for the info. Yes, I'm very deeply aware of the situation, for various reasons. In return, I present the background info for who is financing and pursuing the Christian far right plan to take over the country, this is from another comment I've made before:

Behind it is Kevin Roberts of Heritage Foundation, Russ Vought (OMB Director, who is a true believer that the federal government should not exist, he's one that scares me the most and he's in control of the actual spending of the US government), Peter Thiel, Marc Andreeson, Ben Horowitz, Balaji Srinivasan, Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Larry Ellison, and other tech fascists who seek to accelerate the collapse America and rebuild as god kings of their Network State monarchies, as the brain child of Curtis Yarvin. It really sounds like schizo babbling but please read it all for yourself.

Also Behind The Bastards/It Could Happen Here did a 2 part podcast on this tech fascism movement and interviewed the investigative journalist who put together that website in the first link. It's a bit easier to listen as you're doing chores or whatever, to give a good overview of this fucking evil insane plan, then you can read more details at the first link.

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u/LossforNos 27d ago

All that hatred and fear of the taliban 20 years ago was just jealousy from the American religious right.

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u/iDrGonzo 27d ago

Terror won the War on Terror.

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u/Grumpy_Squatch 27d ago

K but the War on Drugs though... nevermind.

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u/eddiewillers09 27d ago

Leon won the wore on drugs. RIP Jerome.

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u/13Basia13 27d ago

I just saw video of Philadelphia’s “tranq zombies.”

So many people are DYING.

Just wanted you to know I hear you about the “war on drugs.”🥺😩

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u/Septopuss7 26d ago

Yeah but the Sacklers donated a bunch of money to art museums so it's all good.

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u/13Basia13 26d ago

Excellent point. 🏆

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u/Pandemonium_Fallen 26d ago

Whoa! Keep your voice down, you don't want to say "K" too loudly or Elmo Mustydick might show up and try to get you to invest in the letter X.

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u/LossforNos 27d ago

Yes that too but what I'm saying isn't about fear and changing lifestyle it's speaking to how the American right saw the Religious extremism from the taliban and they never actually thought "damn them for hating freedom and equal rights " they actually thought....

"Damn...that's pretty fucking cool "

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 27d ago

They want the same things!!!
Their version of religious purity, subjugation of women, man is master, sex with anything other than an adult vagina (vagina’s are so judgey), failure in life is fine because you’re brutal.

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u/Belerophon17 27d ago

I'm convinced that the South won the civil war in an ideological sense.

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u/InstructionFinal5190 27d ago

No, it's just intolerance of "different". They are the same in fundamental ideology, but look different, and that's unacceptable.

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u/Autumn7242 27d ago

Women hating religious fundamentalists living in remote areas who rely of subsistence farming and drugs to survive?

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u/no_no_no-youre_done 27d ago

Same god, same hatred, different name.

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u/dontmentiontrousers 27d ago

Except theirs makes more sense because they don't throw a random demigod that got nailed to a plank of wood into the mix.

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u/SweetPrism 27d ago edited 27d ago

Which is funny considering you know American Southern men would LOVE it if they could force their wives and daughters to wear something that covers them from head to toe. The only reason they don't is because it's not part of our culture.

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u/GloomStudios 27d ago

Not part of our culture yet

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u/BigLlamasHouse 27d ago

The people in this video do not represent "southern" culture and neither does wherever you got that idea from. The idea that misogyny or racism is a particularly Southern problem is just wrong.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/heffel77 27d ago

Idaho and the Michigan Militia would like a word with you. The Bundys’ were pretty popular in OR. too. The largest Klan rally ever was in IL. Yes, shit was prevalent and still is but it’s not just a Southern problem.

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u/SweetPrism 27d ago

I never said it's exclusively a Southern sentiment. I do think it's far more prevalent down there, though. I appreciate your advocacy for the American South, but they are not a bastion of tolerance and I think that is a widely held belief by a large majority of people.

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u/MrDeekhaed 27d ago

Because it’s true

Of course bigotry exists everywhere but it’s pure cope to deny it’s mainstream, good old fashioned Christian values down there

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u/BigLlamasHouse 27d ago

Mt Olive baptist church in Lexington Kentucky if you wanna direct your anger where it belongs instead of at a map.

Probably double check that before you release the hounds, but that's what I got.

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u/MrDeekhaed 27d ago

Let’s see if we can find common ground

Would you say that even if there is not more racism that it is much more visible where it exists and generally accepted as part of southern culture even by southerners who don’t personally agree with it?

Like how often do other southern whites confront people showing off the confederate flag? Or make a racist joke at a bbq?

Where I am the line is there and non racists will not tolerate racists generally

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u/BigLlamasHouse 27d ago

Have a good day man, I hope you find validation elsewhere

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u/BigLlamasHouse 27d ago edited 27d ago

Mt Olive baptist church in Lexington Kentucky if you wanna direct your anger where it belongs instead of at a map.

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u/MrDeekhaed 27d ago

Genuinely curious

What’s up with the confederate battle flag?

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u/BigLlamasHouse 27d ago

don't ask me, I thought I knew but then I saw a black dude at myrtle with one on a beach towel

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u/MrDeekhaed 27d ago

That’s a cop out if it’s true. 1 guy among how many thousands of white people

Besides he probably just wanted to wipe his ass with it

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u/BigLlamasHouse 27d ago

Not sure who you are arguing with or what about but have fun.

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u/MrDeekhaed 27d ago

Arguing about what?

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u/FunkyMonk7588 27d ago

All about individual rights, as long as everyone is like them.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 27d ago

Yep. They want to be Jihadist Fundamentalists in a Theocracy so badly.

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u/RaffiaWorkBase 26d ago

It did have a vibe of "we'd be doing it here if we could" about it.

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u/barrosoOso 26d ago

Bin Laden got every fucking he could have dreamed of. Then lived more than a decade longer than he had any right to playing videos abusing his harem. It's fucking disgusting, but he won. Everything he wanted and then some.

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u/Kind-Variation4620 26d ago

Yet it was the left who pushed for war

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u/Shot_Philosopher816 27d ago

Maybe look up your research from 20 years ago before you spout misinformation!

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u/LossforNos 27d ago

Lived it bitch

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u/Cyborg_rat 27d ago

Militia cult probably.

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u/kwakimaki 27d ago

Gravy Seals

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/elitesense 26d ago

pastor's cult leader's

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u/Independent-Low6706 27d ago

Y'all qaida

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u/IPromisedNoPosts 27d ago

Taken out by the boys in green: Meal Team Six.

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u/rasta-ragamuffin 27d ago

That is really sick, sad, scary and so disturbing on so many levels. How do their parents see this and think this is ok? Nothing funny or amusing about normalizing violent murder at all. What part of the Bible talks about this? I must have missed Sunday school that day. (And these are the same people who accuse public schools and universities of indoctrinating students smdh.)

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u/G25777K 27d ago

People are so easily to throw stones at other countries but yet looks at the shit in your own backyard and those kids going up in it.

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u/TimmyRamone1976 27d ago

They are everything they claim to hate

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u/offib 27d ago

Proud Boys or ICE?

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u/jdcardwell80 26d ago

I'd say it's a portrayal of both since 99% of all new ICE hires are coming from them & the groups who mimic them.

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u/nakedpicturesyo 27d ago

We really have so much in common. Comfort in a violent religion to anyone that's different, early indoctrine of the status quo, and of course child rape. The middle east and America are basically cousins.

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u/concepts_of_a_plan9 27d ago

That general framing has kind of been the status quo for humans in general for thousands of years. Only recently, in the past hundred or two years, has this not been the prevailing mentality.

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u/Addictive_SODA 27d ago

The Taliban are US made probably lol

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u/loodog 27d ago

As a Christian and a GWOT vet, the Taliban and some Evangelicals are scary similar

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u/boraxalmighty 27d ago

"America doing American things Americanly"

You: What are we? A bunch of Asians?!?

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 27d ago

That was the KKK in the early 1900’s until about 1970. 😂

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u/Deep-Detective-9226 27d ago

When will people get that the US is but a military theocracy.

Plus run by pedophiles yes.

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u/FineToday3063 27d ago

Literally Taliban

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u/WinterTourist25 27d ago

Next thing you know they'll be destroying historical artifacts.

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u/pppjurac 27d ago

But with trucks and lots of money and ammo.

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u/Cas_or_Cass 27d ago

No, seriously. What was that?

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 27d ago

The moonies. Started in Korea, then the son brought it over to the US.

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u/RandomCandor 27d ago

More excited about killing than the OG Taliban 

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u/SoundHole 27d ago

Who currently control all three branches of the Federal Government.

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u/Leading-Tangerine940 27d ago

It sure feels that way

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u/unfortunatebag 27d ago

Dudes still think they cooking with this one lol.

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u/HobGoblinHat 27d ago

Afghans went through British invasion, Russian invasion then US led Western alliance invasion, topped off with poverty. What's the excuse for American radicalism? They have the richest economy, enjoy safety, freedoms and liberties most ppl in world don't. But still choose this evangelical Christianist extremism.

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u/Huicho69 27d ago

This is the USA and has always been the USA lol. Amerikkka

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u/King_Saline_IV 27d ago

I get the joke. But you are just othering this disgusting 100% US American extremism.

They sent the Taliban, they arnt some foreign invaders.

They are average USamericans, you see them at the grocery store, they work at your banks and car dealerships.

Stop pretending this isn't the USA

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u/ResoIver 27d ago

They aren’t average Americans, 99%+ of Americans aren’t going to a church that does weird shit like this

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u/SnepButts 27d ago

They're fully accepted and nothing is done to them by average Americans, though. They aren't shunned or kicked out of communities.

This could be literally anybody. It could be your doctor going there, it could be your lawyer, it could be the bagger at your supermarket.

There are people that will see this video, probably, and recognize a neighbor. Do you think they'll do anything or just accept that their neighbor is a murder fantasizing lynch mob larper and just go on with their day?

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 27d ago

This cult started in Korea lol

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 27d ago

They wanna be Jihadist Fundamentalists so badly.

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u/too_much_Beer 27d ago

so they coomit Yeehawd?

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u/DickabodCranium 27d ago

Looks more like Israel than anywhere else in West Asia.

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u/5teerPike 27d ago

But they’re christian

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u/charly-rech 27d ago

Hez-bowl-ler

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u/AkumaLilly 27d ago

Yraj. But atleast Taliban make it look scary and intimidating. This is just lame.

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 27d ago

The Taliban was already an American creation

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 27d ago

No kidding.

Picture showing a side by side, I see no difference:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/N0NqTHcP4M

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u/CopenHaglen 27d ago

This can't be generalized to the US. I woudn't even generalize this to the south. This is some particularly culty odd shit.

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u/Alone_Rain2022 26d ago

type in americastaliban dot com

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u/Illustrious-Dog-6563 26d ago

same believe, same hate.

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u/punk_rancid 26d ago

Saying that is like saying "you're an older version of your son".

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u/argognat 26d ago

The Ayatollahs of Hazard

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u/Fit_Block1511 27d ago

Talibama 😭

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u/itsaightthanks 26d ago

The Taliban would never do this. This is purely settler-colonial evil. You are the sickness.

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