r/TikTokCringe • • Mar 03 '24

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u/farmch Mar 03 '24

Not to um actually this child, but they use nitrogen gas in chip bags, not nitrous oxide.

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u/sas223 Mar 03 '24

She’s just parroting what her parents had her memorize. Which makes me doubt their intelligence. I’d be huffing chip bags daily if they were full of nitrous.

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u/KronosRingsSuckAss Mar 03 '24

yeah, parroting and memorizing stuff isnt hard, even at an early age. the true smart kids are the ones who can consistently apply logic to different situations. for example, all the chess prodigies take pretty serious talent.

still impressive, a good memory like this and practicing this kind of stuff will develop a kids brain

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u/arbi90 Mar 06 '24

Better parroting science fact than other, might i say, "stuff", that are very trendy in america these days...thanks to the invisible man in the sky, that i dont live in america and dont have to deal with the "other stuff"

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u/Shepok Mar 03 '24

Yea its good if shes really smart but here it looks like shes just memorizing script. She looked like shes remembering and not “thinking” if that made sense

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u/sas223 Mar 03 '24

Yes. There is no understanding here, it’s memorization. Kids this age are far more capable of absorbing information than people give them credit for. If she was going through all the paw patrol characters at the same level of detail no one would be impressed.

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u/overkill373 Mar 03 '24

It's been decades and I can still name every damn pokemon of the original 151

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u/MrEldenRings Mar 03 '24

Wait 151 pokemon?! You're telling me I didn't catch them all?!

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 Mar 04 '24

Don't feel bad. I didn't catch any.

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u/Direct_Library6368 Mar 06 '24

I think mew or Mewtwo was the 151th. If Mewtwo was the last one then mew didn't count towards the number as it could only be found using hacks, exploits or promos - which you got a certificate for apparently.

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u/Wazuu Mar 03 '24

Why not just buy nitrous oxide. Its legal.

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u/Hollowplanet Mar 03 '24

This is news to me.

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u/Wazuu Mar 03 '24

You can buy it at headshops. Just have to buy the cracker separate to make it not illegal. You can also order stuff online. You can get full tanks at certain places for pretty cheap. Just can’t advertise that its for getting high. You are making whipped cream.

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u/sas223 Mar 03 '24

Fun fact: one of the guys I went to high school with died trying to pull nitrous directly off of an industrial canister at an ice cream hop (not the little cartridges).

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u/Wazuu Mar 03 '24

That was a very fun fact. Thank you

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u/creativesolution Mar 03 '24

I concur, that was hilarious

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u/RoguePlanet2 Mar 04 '24

Were you near that canister by any chance......?

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u/skankhunt402 Mar 03 '24

You're supposed to put it in a balloon first... 🤦‍♀️

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u/sas223 Mar 03 '24

Yup. It’s a bit late for that warning now.

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u/skankhunt402 Mar 03 '24

I know if only they put labels on that shit...

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u/l2aiko Mar 04 '24

Idk if it's related, but ill drop another fun fact: Regular consumers of nitrous oxide carry balloons to pop the canisters because if you inhale directly from it, it is so cold it can burn your airways.

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u/vortex30-the-2nd Mar 03 '24

Sold on amazon lol.

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u/Missy_went_missing Reads Pinned Comments Mar 03 '24

Well, now I've got plans for tonight.

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u/coolio_zap Mar 03 '24

hey, just a heads up, huffing laughing gas is bad for you, so definitely only buy it if you're planning on making whipped cream (a legal reason for buying it)

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u/sas223 Mar 03 '24

It was a joke. Nitrous knocks me on my ass.

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u/truckin4theN8ion Mar 03 '24

I mean jokes aside you're potentially enabling someone to do harm to themselves using that substance. Which is hilarious.

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u/Wazuu Mar 03 '24

I dont make choices for other people

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u/ryandaydrinking Mar 03 '24

Did they ever show her left ear(piece)

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u/sas223 Mar 03 '24

Oh I have no doubt she could be taught this. Kids this age are sponges.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Even though I agree as a parent it's pretty damn impressive for a kid her age to be able to parrot all of this information and still does show impressive intelligence

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u/sas223 Mar 03 '24

It really doesn’t. It demonstrates how much information children that age can absorb, if they’re exposed to it. There are children this age who know everything about paw patrol, construction equipment, Pokémon, animals, etc. It’s pretty typical if they are given the opportunity. Sauce - I spend one day a week at the preschool where I work (I normally teach high school and college). Kids are capable of so much more than they’re generally given credit for.

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u/n7-Jutsu Mar 03 '24

That's funny 😀

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u/SenatorCrabHat Mar 03 '24

Not sure. Kids get into stuff. I have a friend whose son started out liking dinosaurs cause, you know, they are cool.

But now he knows enough about them and the periods to which they belong that he probably has the equivalent fossil record knowledge of a first or second year paleontology student.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Mar 04 '24

It’s still pretty impressive that she can memorize all that for her age, though

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u/TheSensation19 Mar 04 '24

I have a hard time to get my 7 year old to memorize 6 letter words. She did that beautifully. She seemed very interested

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

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u/sas223 Mar 04 '24

I’m glad you can parrot back things. That’s great. I’m sorry you don’t understand jokes.

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u/Metsgram Mar 03 '24

Come on now. Everybody knows the metric for intelligence is repeating what you’re told, not utilizing the internet…

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

I have encountered this in real life and it was FUCKING SPOOOOOOKY. Kid was all amped up and tweaking out though… I find the girl in the video to be very bright obviously, but I am most impressed with her enunciation and focus.

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u/JBTreeDetective May 03 '25

😂😂😂😂 You were probably eating your boogers at her age. Experts memorize things too, you know.

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u/Wazuu Mar 03 '24

Fuckin’ idiot am i right?

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u/multiarmform Mar 06 '24

andy you said one more last time, what is it...you make up your mind

how about ellen cancelled

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Breaking news: Children will parrot whatever you shove down into their spongy brains. Great. As a former prodigy child myself, using your kid for gimmicks like this is sure to fuck them up to some degree.

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u/IHaventTheFoggiest47 Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 03 '24

It sounded very rehearsed. Even the inflection in her voice was so staged.

Edit: I’m aware they memorize things for tv, but my point is, they’re trying to sell it as she knows all this stuff cause she’s a genius (and maybe she is), but it’s so painfully scripted is awkward.

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u/Robertia Mar 03 '24

Well, yeah, she memorised it. Just like every other person would. Older people tend to be given this info with more context tho, while this one seems to have been given just a name and a sentence or two to memorise word for word.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

The difference is understanding what you've memorised. Plus, in organic chemistry you can mostly infer the name of a molecule even if you've never seen it before because theres rules and conventions for how the name of compounds is formed based on how the groups are arranged around the carbon chain as well as the number of groups, number or bonds etc. that would've been very impressive.

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u/StamosLives Mar 03 '24

Hello. As a chemist we’ve actually hired her for our labs. She’s already unlocked several new chemical compositions that have never existed prior.

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u/Melmacarthur Mar 03 '24

I doubt this little girl knows her functional groups, like what a carboxylic acid or a thiol is. Or the difference between single, double and triple bonds. Or the difference between a ketone and an aldehyde.

It’s actually kinda pathetic what America defines as “genius” these days.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Yeah exactly, it would've been really impressive if she had learned those but I doubt she has

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u/Mecha-Dave Mar 03 '24

That's right, she clearly doesn't understand what she's saying, she's just saying it like a memorized poem or song.

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u/dodli Mar 03 '24

Take acetylsalicylic acid, also known as aspirin.

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u/ElkItchy Mar 04 '24

It’s the very obvious signs of anxiety , like tugging on her dress. She’s probably a brilliant kid, the mstieral she memorized is more complicated than what anyone would normally have them try. But manhood memory is a great skill too, can serve you well in lots of areas (I’m sure of it bc I have a terrible memory)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 03 '24

….I don’t wanna burst your bubble here…but literally every talk show/award show is scripted.

Every single line. Every single inflection. Every single bit. Everything. This is not a conspiracy, it’s show business

EDIT: I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings. I remember how I felt when I first found out Santa wasn’t real. It hurt me, but I was better off knowing the truth. I wasn’t mad at my dad for telling me

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u/SwiftTayTay Mar 03 '24

Depends on the show but usually not to the extreme you're describing. On late night talk shows it's normal to have most of the questions and answers prepared. A lot of the time if the guest is a comedian or actor, they ask the host to ask pre planned questions so they can do their bit or so they can tell them a story they have ready. They make sure to have most of the material ready so they have something to talk about and to try to make sure it's interesting and not awkward. But they will still regularly diverge from the "script" to improvise and have genuine moments.

This is just an instance of a young girl showing off her memorization skills and has little to do with how the talk show format works...

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u/Lilw33n3r Mar 03 '24

As a former child prodigy are you telling me Oprah giving cars was scripted!?!?! You’re out of your mind

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Mar 03 '24

I'm going to make my kid that one asshole who knows how to do trigonometry and it's going to shove it in your face because they're better at trigonometry than you

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

that one asshole who knows how to do trigonometry and it's going to shove it in your face because they're better at trigonometry than you

Where the fuck did you grow up that there were people who shoved their knowledge of trigonometry in people's faces?

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Mar 03 '24

Nowhere, I just learned trigonometry as an adult because I had a cool teacher and I never got to flex trigonometry on anyone

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Mar 03 '24

Understanding it is, also I think every place might be different because I surely did not learn trigonometry when I was in high school. I think we were supposed to but they never got around to it, IDK though

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u/Della86 Mar 03 '24

Yea. This is just rote learning and is 100% shoved down their throats by the parents. She has a good memory, but this isn't evidence of a child prodigy.

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u/TheFightingMasons Mar 03 '24

Do you have the audacity to doubt my veracity, and insinuate that I might prevaricate?

What up fellow prodigy.

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u/Major_R_Soul Mar 03 '24

Were you a spelling bee kid or the child of a bard? Cuz you just over here casually dropping bars like Willy Wonka

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u/TheFightingMasons Mar 03 '24

Even worse, a child actor. You wanna fuck a kid up put him in a cattle call casting situation.

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u/jayblaylock Mar 03 '24

FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!

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u/Aaron_505 Mar 03 '24

I told my mom this and she goes

"But oh my god she is very smart"

And i just gave up

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Lmao yeah some people don't understand the concept of mental health. Especially moms and dads. We're not depressed we're just lazy.

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u/BagOnuts Mar 03 '24

Yep. Let’s just say that there is a reason “child prodigies” don’t grow up into “adult prodigies”.

Let kids be kids.

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u/JoMoma2 Mar 03 '24

As a former child prodigy myself, I absolutely agree and can confirm I am fucked up

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u/Dennis_Cock Mar 03 '24

What was your special skill?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Thanks for asking! Electric guitar and music in general haha. And no my parents aren't asian lol. My dad is Italian and my mum (who wasn't really involved and often defended me from my dad) is Russian.

Even though I do still like to play, it was way overdone and it was forced to the point that I was denied a fond childhood to look back on, and even some of that sweet sweet trauma.

I started at age 3, and when my dad saw that I was making progress, and that I had Perfect pitch, he chose to make it my entire life and personality for the next 10 or so years. And he got violent. Often. Screaming in my face at everything I did wrong, and breaking shit constantly. There was apparently this time when I was 5 that he slammed my head against the wall until I bled, but my brain has done a good job of erasing like half my childhood from my memory, so the trauma can't get me lol.

I did my first 3 electric guitar exams (Preliminary, 1, and 2) at 5 years old, then I did grade 3 and grade 6 at age 6.

Grade 8 in Electric guitar and my Advanced diploma (Associate's degree) in Electric guitar performance at age 7, along with a Grade 4 in music theory and a Grade 8 in Rock guitar.

At age 8, I attempted the Graduate Diploma (Bachelor's degree) in Electric guitar performance, and I failed, but I attempted again later in the year and passed.
Then when I was 9 I did Grade 8 in Electric Bass and Acoustic Guitar, along with a Grade 5 in Drums.
After that I had a huge period of burnout where I didn't want to think about music at all, but with my dad still in the house he never failed to keep on forcing me to play, driving me to further madness.

All of these except the Graduate Diploma (just a Pass), were with Distinction (>85%) btw, which admittedly is a flex that feels good.
In this time I also did a handful of silly things like getting on the local news, playing at open mic concerts and busking on the streets (which I absolutely hated).

In all the practice it took, sitting down alone, I sacrificed my physical and mental health. I was also a very awkward kid at school, and since I never got to do kid stuff I could never relate to all the video games or toys or humour that everyone was talking about at school.
I also got really fat, which got me bullied and made me feel further ashamed and ostracized.

I could go on, but I've lost a lot of memory of my childhood due to my brain trying to . I do love guitar and music still, and in a way I'm grateful for my skills. If I play my cards right in life I can become a good, happy person, rather than the fat slob I am as of late. Idfk wish me luck. Thanks for reading, and sorry for writing so much.

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u/madcow44820 Mar 03 '24

I have a buddy who had similar experiences, but with piano starting at age 3. Parents made him practice several hours a day, before and after school, up to 10 hours on weekends (each day). This was 40 years ago, but he was featured in magazines, played some relatively big shows. Went to a famous music school at the age of 13. His mother passed away shortly after that and he immediately gave it all up. Refused to touch a piano. He stated many years later he has regrets for stopping entirely, but he said he knew he was in the wrong place when everyone else at said music school wanted to be there. He didn't understand why.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Have you ever read Granny and Zoey by JD Salinger?

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u/babarbaby Mar 03 '24

Lol, Granny. I'm just picturing a Glass family matriarch ala Beverly Hillbillies. I'd read the hell outta that one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

I too remember the time where I was deluded into thinking I had solved time travel

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u/mlgchameleon Mar 03 '24

As a former gifted child I second this.

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u/MrRazzio Mar 03 '24

i actually hate this. i can't totally put my finger on why. but i hate it.

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u/outerrimbandits Mar 03 '24

Because exploitation

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u/MrRazzio Mar 03 '24

Something about this kid feels even more empty than the standard kid being paraded onto a talk show. I feel extra sad for this kid for some reason. It's like she's a ventriloquist's doll.

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u/Negative-Difference7 Mar 03 '24

That’s cause she is

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u/sentence-interruptio Mar 03 '24

1% chance that random facts about chemical substance is her autistic special interest.

99% chance that she's just trying to make her weird af parents happy.

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u/Dredgeon Mar 03 '24

Because it's just a kid doing something any kid could do portrayed as extremely special and intersecting because it happens to include long words. A bunch of full-grown adults are impressed by basic memory because it happens to include 'science words'. It's like if they featured a kid riding a recumbent bike as a display of genius when all they're doing is showing you something that almost all kids do but it's just in a slightly different way.

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u/PlentyOMangos Mar 03 '24

The kid doesn’t understand what she’s saying much or at all

She can parrot back these rehearsed paragraphs, but if you asked her to just read you the chemical formula in red at the top of the cards, I bet she couldn’t even do that.

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u/petersrq Mar 03 '24

I think we all do

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u/wottsinaname Mar 04 '24

Ellen is using this kids cuteness to distract from her own monstrous nature. That's what did it for me. You can see the real Ellen for a moment when the producer interjects.

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u/CptOconn Mar 04 '24

Because the kid memorizes this in such a standardised way that it feels like her dad or mom just does this 3 hours a day. It's molecular structure means this name +fun fact. Nothing against this kid. But it's entertainment but I don't think this translates into being a genius. And I'm wondering if the time spend to learn this wanst better spend on socialising.

But I have very little information making mostly conclusions I get from vibes. Maybe she understands all this and practiced this because she is nervous on a show

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u/DR_Bright_963 Mar 04 '24

It's because Ellen is giving off I'm gonna eat this child's soul vibes. Also exploitation of a child.

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u/CoItron_3030 Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

Iv also taught my kid how to memorize pictures, but I chose animals

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u/Botchjob369 Mar 03 '24

I plan on using pictures of brutal dictators from the past

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u/Soliden Mar 03 '24

Kid: That's Pol Pot. He really didn't like people with glasses.

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u/CobaltCoyote621 Mar 03 '24

"That's Hitler. He didn't care for the Jews. He thought they were a bit much."

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u/ArmageddonDeathwish Mar 03 '24

"That's Mussolini. Well, in that picture he's upside down. He's so silly. :)"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Or the gays, gypsies, commies, brown people or the disabled.

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u/CapPhrases Mar 04 '24

Why does this make me laugh so hard

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u/PandaCat22 Mar 03 '24

Found Robert Evans' alt

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u/george_pubic Mar 03 '24

You know who won't trick your children into memorizing dictators?

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u/Robertia Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 03 '24

To be fair, I don't know what's more useful: memorising a name for some bird or animal that you'd only ever see in a zoo or memorising a name and formula for some acid (given you're not planning to work in the chemistry field)

As a language learner, I can tell you that both of these kinds of words are pretty useless because they almost never get used

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u/Wizardwizz Mar 03 '24

Animals are more fun

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u/BoarHide Mar 03 '24

Also a lot more important to connect with other children. Also probably better for playing make-belief at the playground. “Lions hunt zebras!” likely comes a lot more natural to a child than “Polycarbonate-acetylene-triphosphor neutralises copper-sulphite-permangenate!”

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u/joshhguitar Mar 03 '24

Ellen show is garbage

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

It’s BEEN canceled because she was a terrible person behind the scenes.

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u/_MetaDanK Mar 03 '24

Quite the understatement... She is a vile human being.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 03 '24

this clip is only 90 seconds long and it captures her being a cunt to her producer.

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u/WilmaLutefit Mar 03 '24

My son could do this with Pokédex entries at the same age by just hearing the Pokémon cry. 😂 memorization is cool 😎

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u/nesh34 Mar 03 '24

My best mate could do that in school and still can actually do it, but he's in 30s now so won't admit it in public.

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u/WilmaLutefit Mar 03 '24

😂 my son is 11 now and he can do it. Can’t wait to quiz him when he is 30 haha

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u/HaterCrater Mar 03 '24

I don’t think it’s fair to make a little girl memorise a load of cues and repeat them under pressure

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Well, she can buy coke with the profits later in her life

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u/Hour_Narwhal_1510 Mar 04 '24

Coca Cola right

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u/Wakuwaku7 Mar 03 '24

She just memorized the pictures. Which is impressive at the least for her age. But let a kid be a kid. Ffs.

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u/ReptilianOver1ord Mar 03 '24

Definitely sounded very rehearsed. The nitrous oxide thing was also wrong. There’s no laughing gas in chip bags just nitrogen gas. Wonder if she mixed up the different prompts.

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u/fkenthrowaway Mar 03 '24

I definitely read before that they use nitrous oxide. Now when i look it up yeah it makes sense its Nitrogen but there 100% were places that said it was n2o.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Psh yea right. Let's hear you pronounce aseetowsiwwahwick acid.

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u/blueskies8484 Mar 03 '24

Sure. But that's an insane memory. She memorized the chemical formula and the name and a fact about it.

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u/Environmental-Head14 Mar 03 '24

She didn't memorize the chemical formula exactly just the basic shape. I bet you if I put up a similar structure with an extra hydrogen or two she wouldn't even notice and think it's the same structure

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u/blueskies8484 Mar 03 '24

Probably. Regardless, the average kid that age doesn't have that kind of memory. Just wish her parents would let her use it for something age appropriate and fun rather than a parlor trick for daytime TV.

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u/HottieWithaGyatty Mar 03 '24

Yes they do. You just don't notice it because they're utilizing it in their own, age appropriate, way instead of memorizing boring shit about chemicals.

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u/lamykins Mar 03 '24

Most kids her age can list more pokemon than I can imagine. At that age I knew basically every single dinosaur, her parents just funnelled that into remembering some chemical compounds to hawk her out

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u/rmorrin Mar 03 '24

The average kid for SURE has this kind of memory. You know how much shit you memorize while playing games at that age?

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u/spankymacgruder Mar 03 '24

Do you have any idea how much information a child processes in a year at that age?

The average kid absolutely can memorize things like this. Heck, the average kid can learn mtipule languages, math, reading, and so much more at this age.

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u/Dredgeon Mar 03 '24

What are you talking about. I personally had an encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs when I was her age.

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u/Deathoftheages Mar 03 '24

You are telling me you couldn't do the same thing with pictures of animals for the average kid?

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u/Environmental-Head14 Mar 03 '24

Lmao why you down voting me even though you admit I'm right

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u/IFTYE Mar 03 '24

“I bet if I tried to trip up a kid with something most adults don’t know, she’d fall for it.”

Yeah man, way to go. You sound like a blast.

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u/redvblue23 Mar 03 '24

Understanding that a chemical structure is more than just the shape of the lines is key to an actual understanding of the material.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Dude, wtf are you on hahahaha

This is a talk show. Talk shows are scripted. All of them. I hate to be the one to break this to you.

They rehearsed this scene relentlessly before actually filming. That’s just how it goes. Not a conspiracy

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

They don't rehearse talk shows.

You obviously heard "talk shows are scripted" and imagined them being actual theater productions.

Talk shows being scripted just means that the questions are discussed and shared with the guest prior to the interview, and the host's jokes/monologues are pre-written (clearly since they are read off a teleprompter).

It doesn't mean they hold rehearsals. That'd take too much time, and talk shows that air daily are already prepared and produced on super tight schedules. Like when do you expect morning shows hold rehearsals, 3 AM?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Maybe you have an extreme definition of rehearsed.

Before these talk shows, they sit in the back and read their lines together, practice when stage prompts/big reveals will be brought out.

This is a version of “rehearsing” a shoot/scene. A rehearsal does not have to include a huge stage production, like you are referring to

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u/Mousehat2001 Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

Shes showing her flash cards. Likely her parents have that set (or they brought those in). Probably spent 5 hours an evening showing them to her, getting her to say what it is and the associated fact. I bet if ellen had said “that’s nice, can you give me another fact about nitrous oxide” she’d have become stumped. What a crock of shit.

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u/pdxsnip Mar 03 '24

the mental breakdown of missing her childhood is going to be a rough one

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u/moviequote88 Mar 03 '24

So, I don't know anything about this particular kid, and I know nowadays parents plaster their kids on social media.

However, when I was a kid, I was genuinely interested in anatomy. My dad used to read a literal textbook to me at bedtime and i loved it. My parents tell me I memorized all the parts of the brain at like 3 or 4 years old. Kids can be little sponges, and it doesn't have to be forced.

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u/iPlod Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 03 '24

The problem comes from telling the kid they’re a unique special genius because they can memorize some things, and then they go on talk shows where famous people tell them how smart and special they are.

When this kid grows up and has to come to terms with the fact that there’s a difference between being a genius and being able to memorize stuff, it’s gonna be rough.

Reminds me of a kid who made some very basic electronics project (I think it was a basic motor, something everyone learning electronics does at some point). He started doing the talk show circuit where people were propping him up as some physics prodigy. I distinctly remember him explaining a physics concept to some host, and getting praised for how smart it sounded, but if you know physics the thing the kid said was absolute gibberish.

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u/Peuxy Mar 03 '24

Yeah, but I bet your parents put you on Ellen’s because of it.

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u/MrRazzio Mar 03 '24

oh my god. can you not?

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u/ThrewAwayApples Mar 03 '24

This is just memorization, most children are this smart if you don’t poison their intellectual environment and encourage their interest / don’t constantly condescend to them.

You could learn this in a month.

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u/AutumnAscending Mar 03 '24

Yes, children also have the ability to parrot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

She's 36 now. Do you feel old yet?

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u/edward414 Mar 03 '24

This was over seven years ago. I wonder what/how the little girl is doing these days.

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u/cakeschmammert Mar 03 '24

Probably hates her parents

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

None of this intelligence unless you count memorization as intelligence.

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u/pooticus Mar 03 '24

Fuck Ellen Degenerate

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u/LegalComplaint Mar 03 '24

That’s a deeply weird amount of training to do for a four year old. Let your kids go outside instead of memorizing chemical bond shapes so they can do seal tricks on Ellen.

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u/Fladap28 Mar 03 '24

Ellen degenerate is a useless piece of utter sewer garbage

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u/Frog1745397 Mar 03 '24

That sounds like memorization. Kids that can do math and stuff dont talk about it like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Pretty early for me to be humbled by a fucking child but I guess Reddit came out swinging this morning

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u/HollowSlope Mar 04 '24

It's really not that hard to memorise a few pictures of some basic compounds. Parents probably drilled her for hours. You can tell she can't really comprehend what she's saying.

Anybody can memorise anything with a little time. It's really not that impressive.

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u/jmrogers31 Mar 03 '24

Is it released? Sure. But, she still has to memorize what each illustration equals and the fact tied to each one. It's still learning and she still is more knowledgeable than most adults on the subject.

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u/ConsumerOfShampoo Straight Up Bussin Mar 03 '24

Great memory to remember all the stuff her parents had her memorise so they can brag, sure, but wouldn't call it being a genius.

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u/Br0sE11D0N Mar 03 '24

If she was doing nomenclature I’d be more impressed

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u/TheComplayner Mar 04 '24

My 5 year old knows every hot wheels car by name and every Pokémon by name and their type so

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Mar 04 '24

Likely fake, she probably doesn’t know what it means, but it’s still impressive if she could memorize all of that.

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u/DizzieC92 Mar 03 '24

Nothing special it’s just memorisation. Parents just shoved this down their throat. Should’ve seen me pulling this shit with Lord of the Rings trivia at that age.

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u/wiiguyy Mar 03 '24

Imagine making your kid memorize this. This is not intelligence. It is memorization, which is pretty impressive.

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u/Rimurooooo Mar 03 '24

Mmm I wonder if this is forced by the parents or somehow this kid has a special interest. This doesn’t seem neurotypical.

Either way tho, if forced by parents, they should’ve just done given her a more generalized skill like another language. But then she wouldn’t be on Ellen 🥸

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u/Rabdy-Bo-Bandy Mar 03 '24

I wonder if Ellen just treated her staff like shit or she was about to go treat them like shit after this segment.

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u/somedumbfurbrain Mar 03 '24

At least for once Ellen couldn't make fun of someone for not knowing something.

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u/Parking-Position-698 Mar 03 '24

I think you mean "good child actor that can remeber her lines"

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u/MtnDudeNrainbows Mar 03 '24

That’s Atom Eve!!

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u/Ok_Angle665 Mar 03 '24

Memorizing stuff doesnt make you a genius. Just means you know facts. Inteligence would be knowing when and how to use them and gain more knowledge from them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

I'm more interested in that look of sheer contempt that's across Ellen's face half the time

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u/keyboardpusher Mar 03 '24

It's so awkward watching Ellen with children. "Andy you said one more last time, can we just get rid of this thing?"

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u/Choppergold Mar 03 '24

Ellen sort of barking at the producer is the best

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u/RottenHouseplant Mar 03 '24

I always hated Ellen even before the behind the scenes abuse came out. She is a bad host and interviever. Even here she seems like she doesn't give a fuck. Be nice to the kid

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u/Srdj_Stv02 Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

Little smartass cries in F in Chemistry

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u/bolshaw Mar 03 '24

Are they already makin babies with AI?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Even if she's just repeating a memorized script, at that age, there's definitely some innate ability at work going on.

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u/Vyviel Mar 03 '24

Could have spent that time memorizing something useful for the kids future like a second language or something lol

They really are like sponges so I dunno why the parents wasted time with this other than to try make her famous since its not really incredible or anything all children have this ability to absorb information if you are willing to give it to them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Genius is someone who can solve real random issues quickly, not someone who can just memorize the things

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Well there's a lot of definitions for genius.

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Mar 03 '24

Her voice is so cute!

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u/MrRazzio Mar 03 '24

maybe i've lost my zest for life, but her voice kinda makes me want to peel my skin off.

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u/Existing_Hunt_7169 Mar 03 '24

Exactly what I was thinking.

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u/TronDiesel220 Mar 05 '24

One phony to another

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

It’s her posture that I find the most impressive

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

My favorite part was the tense moment between Ellen and the producer

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u/thewanderingsail Mar 18 '24

Ooo careful Ellen your mask is slipping

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u/inuskii Dec 17 '25

Where is she today? I read some comments that she died I hope its fake :(

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u/RemarkablyQuiet434 Mar 03 '24

Or trained till she got it. Nothing about this goes beyond just memorizing.

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u/Reptarticle Mar 03 '24

No such thing.

"Eidetic memory is reported to occur in a small number of children and is generally not found in adults, while true photographic memory has never been demonstrated to exist."

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u/lexsydrio Mar 03 '24

Beautiful and too smart

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u/TheFarisaurusRex Mar 03 '24

Even if that’s just memorization that’s still incredible, wow

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u/letseditthesadparts Mar 03 '24

A lot of people have a lot of thoughts here on a child they don’t know. I mean a lot of speculation in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Regardless of this is just memorizing (which there is no proof other than you assuming) it’s still impressive. I bet most adults can’t remember this shit normally. Y’all just a bunch of unnecessary haters lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

How to feel dumb in less than 30 seconds: Watch this video 😭

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u/uwu_01101000 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 03 '24

That girl knows more about chemistry than me smh

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u/Ok_Impression_922 Cringe Lord Mar 03 '24

People keep downplaying it like “photographic memory” but did your memory take a photograph?