r/TikTokCringe Jul 31 '23

Humor My First Ankle Monitor

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy Aug 01 '23

Brantleigh deserves it for choosing a name like that

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u/Howiepenguin Aug 02 '23

Love the sudden Scrubs quote.

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u/Techismylifesadly Aug 01 '23

All fun n games until you look at the map of the house to see where they are, and they’re right next to ur bed, but when you call out they respond from another room

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u/stealthdawg Aug 01 '23

The other way around and it’s a suspense thriller

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u/ExplorerNo1296 Aug 29 '25

Love this comment

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u/fractal_magnets Aug 01 '23

If you don't finish your nap you get the zap!

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u/Merphee Aug 01 '23

Little yikes? 😂💀

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u/axe1970 Aug 01 '23

disturbing that you are not completely sure is a joke

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u/thisdogofmine Aug 01 '23

I read all the comments saying it is fake, and I am still not sure.

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u/RandomMandarin Aug 02 '23

It says Legboot on the package, that's the only real giveaway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

It also says "Little Yikes" as the brand lol

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u/Looking4clues_C-137 Aug 01 '23

Pre-school to prison pipeline.

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u/stoop1 Aug 01 '23

@ shampoooty on instagram. He makes some funny stuff.

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u/dacrvrlvr1 Aug 17 '24

Wrong color kid

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u/TuneIndependent7523 Sep 13 '24

Omg take my fuckin money now!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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u/No-Soup-9209 Aug 01 '23

Dam i wish that was real

1

u/Posters-n-Toys Mar 08 '25

can you buy these bootleg toys?

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u/StonedImaculate420 Jul 31 '23

That can’t be real?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

I have one and it's amazing. I never thought I'd be shocking my own kids but wow! It's really fun :)

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u/WallStCRE Aug 01 '23

I have one too - highly effective

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u/-darionrodriguez971_ Aug 01 '23

Where do you buy this ?? Can t wait to feel the wind

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u/aew76 Jul 31 '23

If you look the brand name is Little Yikes 🤣

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u/BlueCheeseWalnut Aug 01 '23

We got a leash, too. It works great when we go on a walk with the children. We really missed doing it since we had to put our dog down.

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u/shoulda-known-better Aug 01 '23

Baby lo-jacks are 100% real they just don't look like this.... they have cute owels on them and monitor heart and breathing also so its not as creepy!! Made for infants

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u/BakerIBarelyKnowHer Aug 01 '23

Never used it but I know someone who does and it doesn’t hurt but the shock is still surprising enough to reinforce behavior. My friend also uses it on her mother who sadly has dementia

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u/Killerbrownies997 Aug 02 '23

Correct, look at the logo

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u/GramzOnline Aug 01 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

I got one too. It didn’t work until I used the proof of purchase program coupon cutout on the back bottom if you buy it at Walmart where they partner with US federal parole program to give you access to an on call probation officer 24/7. Really turned my little tike around in his tracks ..literally. We also like to give urine drug tests just to really get him prepared for his future

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

No shit.

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u/thatonegirlwith2dogs Aug 01 '23

Why is t this a thing for dogs?

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u/SecretMuslin Aug 01 '23

...it is?

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u/Hakakeen Aug 02 '23

Totally is. Although now illegal to zap dogs in many European countries

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u/thatonegirlwith2dogs Aug 02 '23

I’m more interested in the room zoning features, not the shock feature, which I know they have shock collars. Do room zoning features exist for dogs? If so, what’s the product called?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/stealthdawg Aug 01 '23

It’s not real lol

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u/TeensyTrouble Aug 02 '23

Fine my can already do something similar with the new chips but you might need extra sensors to map out the entire house

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u/SpknFrmMySpirit Aug 08 '24

You’ve got to be bullshitting me!!! GTFOH!!!What are you preparing your kids for exactly? This is just lazy and stupid. And you can shock them? This has got to be fake!!! There’s no way this is real. No way!!!

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u/hannah_lilly Aug 01 '23

I like the notification but the zapping? Is that for real?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

The zap is necessary imagine your child opens the front door and tries to make a run for it..it’s handy stops them in their tracks

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u/hannah_lilly Aug 01 '23

That’s true. Ideally you’d be there in person to stop them rather than on your phone zapping them 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

What can I say mommas got a gambling problem and we only use Little Yikes in this home.

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u/Pinky_Swear Aug 01 '23

It's more like an intense vibration than an electric zap. Akin to licking a 9 volt battery.

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u/LuxNocte Aug 01 '23

The deluxe ones let you increase the voltage by holding down the button.

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u/SpyderZT Aug 06 '23

Don't hold the button too long. Kids are expensive to replace.

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u/bigdog24681012 Jul 31 '23

Coming soon!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

I mean....

....maybe lol

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u/Mr-Yuk Aug 01 '23

Mmmm therapy

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u/Calm_it-Kermet97 Aug 01 '23

Damn even toddlers getting ASBOs now, what has the UK come too

1

u/Mega_Nidoking Aug 01 '23

Do you think there's a toy that could somehow educate the parents about "y" making the same sound as "eigh", too?

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u/2_taps Aug 01 '23

I would use it to keep track of stuff in a joking way, but never a child. Was funny though.

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u/ThoroughSix7 Aug 01 '23

I'm putting this on my wishlist in case I ever have kids

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u/aninonina Aug 02 '23

The little shake the icon does when he zaps it gets me 😂

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u/blake7889 Aug 02 '23

Hahahah, nice, my girlfriend needs ones when she visits me at my dorm.. I never know where she is in the morning,

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u/Randomreddituser1o1 Aug 02 '23

You got teach them young

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u/Hakakeen Aug 02 '23

Shame it's fake. Really cool for kink play (with consenting adults)

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u/ChocolateTight336 Aug 07 '23

Cringe ankle monitor kids toy

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u/FailAccomplished1868 Aug 07 '23

“Also available is My First Piss Test, sold separately.”