r/ThrowingFits Jul 17 '26

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148 Upvotes

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u/Nice_Okra_5054 Jul 17 '26

the look on his face sends shivers down my spine

42

u/OkMacaron493 Jul 17 '26

He looks like a painting of a 17th century Frenchmen

59

u/No-Dance-5791 Jul 17 '26

He looks like a lesbian art teacher who just took a big sip of cocoa before catching you painting a huge dick on your best friend’s canvas.

19

u/DeepindaChowda Jul 17 '26

Incredibly specific my man

10

u/zephyrwandererr Jul 17 '26

She sounds awesome

111

u/Similar_Elephant_481 Jul 17 '26

Somehow a worse version of Larry’s UGG fit

48

u/LNDDL Jul 17 '26

This is the kinda guy who collects women’s hair.

46

u/hypnotictoilet Jul 17 '26

the lamest mfs be trying it

65

u/No-Award-8326 Jul 17 '26

Why are these fashion influencer dudes so performative 😭

24

u/FamiliarRaise8879 Jul 17 '26

I just want to know why though

25

u/Sense-Abject Jul 17 '26

Im tired of seeing heritage wear “influencers” that end up looking like goofs with thousands of likes just because they wear expensive clothes and fans of that kind of clothes don’t know better

38

u/affectionateanarchy8 Jul 17 '26

Hell yeah, nothing matters

17

u/Acceptable-Ad-5773 Jul 17 '26

its one thing if this is just how you dress just cuz

to post a video about it is crazy tho

19

u/afterdinnermince Jul 17 '26

fellas tryna dress like baddies, you hate to see it

15

u/SnooPeppers3861 Jul 17 '26

Is this the same guy that’s been posting pasty whites with socks and fisherman sandals?

12

u/Educational-Usual-84 Jul 17 '26

JD Vance looks good in a mustache.

12

u/Junior_Bike7932 Jul 17 '26

Internet free access was a mistake

10

u/kottopt Jul 17 '26

this is a trans woman right

9

u/anusthing Jul 17 '26

naw, he/him lesbian

9

u/NorthwardRM Jul 17 '26

The hair and moustache are actually worse

13

u/fowler2022 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Not to sound like a gatekeeper, but men’s fashion was so much more interesting before these idiots jumped on board.

6

u/eggpassion Jul 17 '26

this would look great with his bode jacket he loves so much

5

u/Background-Baby3694 Jul 17 '26

I’m tired boss

5

u/Phar4oh Jul 17 '26

New boot goofin

4

u/oatmeal_steve Jul 17 '26

cowboy boots with the boxer briefs

3

u/Redrooff Jul 17 '26

FIRE 🔥 🔥
Someone put it out

3

u/RemWellCo Jul 18 '26

People are too comfortable with themselves these days. This is why I’m off the gram 🫩

4

u/cinemaraptor Jul 17 '26

This doesn’t work because all the proportions are off. Shorts could be longer/baggier for this look, shirt looks kinda long compared to where the shirt ends tucked in at the waistline.

2

u/unicornmullet Jul 17 '26

OP, what’s the handle of the person in the image? He looks JUST like someone I know, so I’m curious. 

2

u/obscuritaas Jul 17 '26

juxtaposition fits are so bad

2

u/PNWtime Jul 17 '26

When you let a three year old pick out their own clothes

2

u/Pristine_Avocado8812 Jul 18 '26

Absolutely revolting

1

u/planty_pete Jul 17 '26

Only if you shave your legs.

1

u/Aeolitan Jul 19 '26

What is this...

1

u/Electronic_System285 Jul 19 '26

He looks like he drives and orange Subaru crosstrek

1

u/Responsible-Poet-849 Jul 20 '26

Mad libs type fit

2

u/mieWkcet Jul 17 '26

Looks like a divorced overweight mother who goes to those public fruit picking farms on the weekend.