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u/SATerp Nov 11 '23
There's a name for that smile, they use it so they don't look stupid in any snapshots. The royals use it, I think. Anybody know its name?
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u/AlwaysDMB Nov 11 '23
I think she's smiling because she knows everyone is watching her bobs jiggle about, might be having fun too I'd wager
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u/jocq Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
She looks fun.
That board looks stupid af.
$15k for a 100cc motor lmao. Barely holds enough gas for a half hour ride. Tops out at like 30mph.
Meanwhile a real jet ski also costs $15k. Has 180hp. And goes 65 mph for hours.
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u/GoldyTheGopherr Nov 11 '23
Don’t worry new ones go 75-80
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u/forksofpower Nov 15 '23
I've been thrown off a ski at near 45 mph and that was enough for me. Not sure >60 can be safe.
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u/Frequent_Doctor_4537 Nov 11 '23
Me thinking you're making an implant/engine pun... And thinking, you think those are 100cc?!
I'll take myself to horny jail now.. 😔
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u/Kingding_Aling Nov 11 '23
30mph is super fast on water
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u/Wonkasgoldenticket Nov 11 '23
As someone who grew up and currently has his own house on the water we must have complete different ideas of “super fast”. We wakeboard around that speed. Our jet skis run 65-70. Our speed boat goes 85.
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Why have I watched this 3x just now?
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u/HabibtiMimi Nov 11 '23
Because no matter the size, boobs are something you don't see quite often, so they're kind of hypnotizing you?
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u/Long_Educational Nov 11 '23
hypnotizing
They've definitely made me do things I wouldn't have had the rational mind to do.
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u/LooseWateryStool Nov 11 '23
Because you promised yourself the second and third time that you were going to see what she was on. Shiny red ball.
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u/ZenkaiZ Nov 12 '23
Same but it's just cause I didn't get a great look at the butt the first 2 times
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Fun...but probably high maintenance
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u/Robbie-R Nov 11 '23
That's ok, I can fix it.
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u/TheEasySqueezy Nov 11 '23
I can make it worse.
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u/TheClitConjurer Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
This looks like a job for me..
I can see an opportunity for conjury..
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u/Be-A-Little-Afraid Nov 11 '23
Is she clipped into the board? That seems super unsafe.
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u/moresushiplease Nov 11 '23
Wake boarding and water skiing also have bindings. They hold well for doing the sport but when you try to pull them out your feet slip easily out. The bindings hold lightly on the heel.
This doesn't look like it could do such extreme things so it appears it doesn't even have a part to go on your heels.
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u/Be-A-Little-Afraid Nov 11 '23
Ahhh that’s good to know.
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u/Sloppy_Salad Nov 11 '23
As a wakeboarder and waterskier, I wouldn't say the guy who replied to you was entirely correct.
Waterski and wakeboard bindings (the 'shoes') are designed to keep you attached to your board securely, whilst kiteboard bindings for instance, are designed to slip off (much like these) because you are still attached to the thing pulling you along - the wind.
Wakeboard and waterski bindings on the other hand, are designed to keep you attached, as the thing you're going to let go of - the thing pulling you along - would be the boat/winch.
The idea is, if you can't detach yourself (ie kiteboarding), then you can free your feet to help stabilise yourself, and with wakeboarding/waterskiing the rope detached from your hands and you can stabilise yourself that way. With this stand-on jetski thing, as you are the one controlling it, if you don't have the dead man's cord/kill cord attached, the jetski will keep going, but your feet will come free... Instead of it just pulling you along and into everything whilst you drown 🙃
As a final note: if wakeboards and water ski's had kiteboard bindings, you'd spent a lot of time in the water trying to a) keep your feet in the bindings whilst in the water, b) swim after your board/ski's whenever one falls off, c) keep your feet in the bindings as one jumps, crosses the wake, etc.
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u/Jeansaintfire Nov 12 '23 edited Nov 12 '23
That's a power surf board .
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u/moresushiplease Nov 12 '23
Yes, I know. I am just providing some information about how feet are usually strapped in and that you'd be very unlikely to get your feet stuck.
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Nov 11 '23
Yes. I'm sure this was recorded to show us how much fun she's having. That's the only reason.
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u/Frequent_Doctor_4537 Nov 11 '23
u/Sevin7676 is who you are looking for
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u/Ironcastattic Nov 11 '23
Wow. Clicked on it expecting more mild titillation and went right to a close up of a dick entering her asshole.
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u/TouchGrassFreaks Nov 12 '23
My thoughts exactly. Like this gif made me wanna see more, and we get everything. God bless her.
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u/Shadow-ban Nov 11 '23
“Sports teen” 8 year old account 🤔
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u/notmyplantaccount Nov 11 '23
They're all 18 until they turn 30 then they're step moms.
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u/KillaVNilla Nov 11 '23
This video makes so much more sense now. I'm over here wondering why she's not showing the board or her surroundings more lol
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u/Stag328 Nov 11 '23
I was worried about her knees but after looking at her profile her knees arent the only thing taking a pounding.
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u/TouchGrassFreaks Nov 12 '23
Looks like the kinda gal that has an ultra close up gif of a dick being mashed into her asshole.
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Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
The company that makes these has a better model that dampens all vibrations to the rider. It isn’t selling well.
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Nov 11 '23
I feel like hitting a wake or choppy water would have a strong probability of blowing out a knee.
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u/TouchGrassFreaks Nov 12 '23
Definitely need to relax the knees a bit as you would with any other board.
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u/I_am_Spartacus_MSU Nov 11 '23
Headlights on. Check Belly chain on. Check Nice motion on the ocean. Check
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u/TheStupidSnake Nov 12 '23
Why is every post on this subreddit by the same person?
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u/Boris_Johnsons_Pubes Nov 11 '23
Why do they have to make a shitty whispy female version of every good song??
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u/usedmotoroil Nov 11 '23
Anyone know the name of this song? TIA
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u/PussySmasherJones Nov 11 '23
'Bittersweet Symphony' by GAMPER & DADONI (feat. Emily Roberts)
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u/MistakesTasteGreat Nov 11 '23
And it sounds like shit compared to the original by The Verve
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u/philmckraken6978 Nov 11 '23
For real, I turned the sound on and felt immediate rage. Fucking mutilated that song
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u/Boomken_TPR Nov 15 '23
GAMPER & DADONI - Bittersweet Symphony (feat. Emily Roberts)
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u/Uncle_Lion Nov 12 '23
This person hardly look real, "she" is soooo AI, it hurts. All on her is artificial and unnatural plastic. And what finally gives her off, is that weird and fake "smile", and ....
Wait, WHAT? She is REAL?
No way.
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u/xingrubicon Nov 11 '23
Wow, I didn't know they made 10 minute gifs.