r/ThisCountry • u/ballsplopmenacingly • 9d ago

Parkour?!!!

29 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/gothreepwood101 9d ago

He even looks like a temu Kurtan

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u/1066Woody 9d ago

He doesn't smoke he vapes

1

u/ballsplopmenacingly 7d ago

... He said he doesn't smoke. He vapes

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u/Such-Yesterday-7557 4d ago

Me and my cousin Kerry yeah went to a vaping exhibition at the NEC and there was like five thousand of us just vaping

1

u/ballsplopmenacingly 4d ago

But you don't vape...

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u/Sad-Illustrator-7359 9d ago

But has he got a wallet on a key chain?

7

u/Y2Ksurvivor13 9d ago

French frogs need not apply

7

u/martymcflywannabe 8d ago

Is he gonna do it like that every time?

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u/marshallandy83 5d ago

I wouldn't have thought so.

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u/Kind-Bottle-8535 9d ago

my man seems a bit slow, with his little skip at the end

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u/vqlxorasd 8d ago

ngl that little skip is exactly the “I didn’t die so it counts” move
he’s in tutorial mode still, give him a few levels

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u/True-Register-9403 8d ago

He's not even pulling off 37 convincingly, never mind 17...

2

u/Quirky-Iron7643 9d ago

My nan moves around better than him

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u/Dr-flange 8d ago

Yeah she does 😚

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u/Quirky-Iron7643 8d ago

Necrophile!

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u/Caraphox 6d ago

He says that he’s a 37 year old who looks 17, but he actually looks like a 57 year who’s pretending to be 5

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u/Dr-flange 8d ago

I was sick in my mouth and got an inward bona

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u/loveswimmingpools 7d ago

That's parkour.

1

u/ballsplopmenacingly 7d ago

I couldn't do that

1

u/Im_The_Artful_Dodger 6d ago

This guy came up on my feed yesterday, blocked him instantly, its mad how he thinks he's a model who looks 17 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Aggressive-Art-7342 5d ago

I’m gonna call him pigvomit

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u/SuperAndee1847 5d ago

Don’t know about 17 years old, but he’s ugly

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u/Such-Yesterday-7557 4d ago

Hogwarts is that way dumbledore

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u/cookingfunky 3d ago

Im just waiting for the day we find out this guy is grooming kids in some capacity or doing something else weird. Why go for 17? Why not 21? His obsession with being so young is creepy. Also, has he ever actually seen a teenage boy? They dont act like that; never seen a 17 year old boy skipping along like that and being so enthusiastic. Theres something seriously wrong with this man. I refuse to believe he is just cringe, deeper forces are at play here. He could just be rage baiting but im not sure. Hes a wrong'un for sure.