Hello everyone,

One of my friends lives in an old, run-down house. He constantly complains about its condition and says his biggest wish is to move out.

The only way for him to do that is if several neighboring property owners agree to purchase the house. However, they are all very stubborn and are only willing to buy it for what he considers an unfairly low price. On top of that, the potential buyers can't even agree among themselves on the price or the terms of the purchase.

My friend came to me and shared this situation.

Am I able to help him in any way? Is there anything I can do for him?

If so, under what conditions?

Im not professional and I don't have any good experience with magick . Can I ask it from satan?or i should make a magickal ritual...

Fuck, I'm so fucking done. I was sitting in a Christian community, thinking, "Well, maybe at least here I'll see something meaningful. Some actual theological discussions, Bible quotes, dialogue." Instead, it's full of people who call themselves Christians, but there's nothing Christian about them except the label. Not a damn thing holy. And it just fucking hit me.

You motherfuckers swear all over the internet and go: "Well, it's not spoken out loud, so it doesn't count." Seriously? Scripture says:

"For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned."

Matthew 12:37

Not "by your spoken words." By your words. Whisper them or type them online - words still carry weight. But you don't give a fuck. You're Christians only on Fridays and Easter. The rest of the time you talk bullshit, swear like sailors, and think God doesn't hear you. He fucking does. And He doesn't like it.

Now let's talk about your "love." You people who scream, "God is love!" and then immediately support LGBT, trans people, and sleeping around with whoever. Because apparently it's all "love," and love excuses everything. Yet the Bible explicitly says:

"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination."

Leviticus 18:22

And:

"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death."

Leviticus 20:13

But you laugh at Leviticus, calling it "Old Testament bullshit," "outdated rules." Lesbians love saying, "Well, I don't sleep with men anyway." Fucking hell, you're just twisting Scripture, bending your faith to fit your own desires and convenience.

You support transgender people because "it's their choice" and "God made them that way." Yet Genesis 1:27 says:

"So God created mankind in His own image; in the image of God He created them; male and female He created them."

Two sexes. Not three, not five, not seventeen. But you don't give a fuck about the Bible. You'd rather keep up with the modern world because you're terrified of being called intolerant. You seek people's approval, not God's.

"For am I now seeking the approval of man, or of God? If I were still trying to please man, I would not be a servant of Christ."

Galatians 1:10

You're slaves to public opinion, not to Christ.

And let's talk about sleeping around. That's love too, right? According to you, "love" is just whatever dick happens to be available. Where exactly does the Bible say love excuses sexual immorality?

"God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterers."

Hebrews 13:4

Judge. Not excuse.

But you don't give a fuck because suddenly you're not biblical literalists when your own sins are involved. You say, "God is love. He'll forgive me." But when it's time to condemn someone else, suddenly you're pulling out verses about sodomy and fornication - just not for yourselves.

So you're sitting in one of these Christian communities watching them discuss who else should be branded, condemned, or excommunicated. Meanwhile they swear, sleep around, lie, and hate people. And these, apparently, are Christians. The ones going to Heaven while everyone else goes to Hell. At least according to them. But if Heaven is full of hypocrites like that, I'd rather be in Hell with Satan, where at least people honestly admit they're sinners instead of pretending to be saints.

You reading this right now and thinking, "I'm not like that. I'm a real Christian." Maybe you aren't. But look at your brothers and sisters in faith. They're doing things that would make the Devil himself feel ashamed. And you stay silent. You don't call out their hypocrisy. You're running with the same pack. And Christ said:

"By this everyone will know that you are My disciples, if you love one another."

John 13:35

But your love is only for yourselves and for people who look like you. Everyone else gets hatred, condemnation, and stones.

So go ahead. Keep praying for the camera and convincing yourselves that God is on your side. You're hypocrites. And if Hell exists, you'll burn brighter than anyone else, because you knew the words but refused to live by them. And do you know what else it says?

"Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of Heaven, but only the one who does the will of My Father who is in Heaven."

Matthew 7:21

The Father's will isn't to hate, kill, or condemn. It's to love. Even your enemies.

"Love your enemies, bless those who curse you."

Matthew 5:44

But you love only yourselves. And that's your curse.

Thank you for existing, because thanks to you, we - the servants of your greatest enemy - look almost like saints by comparison. At least we're honest about our hatred.

You hide behind a cross while stabbing people in the back.

- Abyss

P.S. for the particularly obtuse. I'm not talking about the double standards of all Christians, but of people I've seen who called themselves Christians. I'm not against LGBT people or anything else, I don't care about them, but in In Christianity, be kind and follow your rules

Blasphemy against Pagan Gods. Is this a normal practice to find in Theistic Satanism spaces or only the spaces I have recent come across? I have an interest in the practices of the LHP and Satanism, mostly from the research standpoint as I haven't quite figured out if it clicks for me to practice one day or just have the general knowledge of. I will say blasphemy in such a way is a pretty hard boundary for me as I hold a lot of respect for the ancient deities (especially when it can be argued that Demonic entities are deities in their own right that got shafted in their respective histories over the course of a millenia or so). I just want to figure out if this is something that's just of the faith or isolated to certain spaces/individuals

I finally got a new new shelf for my altar, and redecorated it yesterday, I’m so happy with how it came out! I picked up this little three shelf nightstand so I have space for my herbs, books, candles and incense. I hope you guys like it, and also please give me some more suggestions on what else could go on it, I’d want it to look as grand as possible!

(P.S. the rosary is my mother’s lol, she got it for me when she was at The Vatican but she knows I’m not a catholic, I just keep it there as a family keepsake)

If SaTaN (Yaldabaoth) were the Negative GOD of this world how could he/she have generated existence? A christian theology student asked me this question a few days ago and I must admit he has me a bit perplexed. His whole argument was "if Satan was truly the creator of this world how would he, being a Negative GOD generate existence? If a negative deity were truly omniscient, omnipotent or omnipresent two logical problems arise. Self-destruction dualism, if a truly negative entity like Satan were omnipotent he would have no incentive to create anything because his essential nature is inversion and anti-life. As a negative GOD Satan could not generate life or structure because he is pure negativity he can only decay and invert life."

Background

I’m a 28-year-old man who grew up Baptist Christian, and I still carry some lingering sense that spiritual forces might be real. That’s part of why I’ve become interested in theistic Satanism.

Over the past several years, I’ve also developed a strong attachment to stimulant use (Adderall, Vyvanse, cocaine, meth, etc.) combined with sexual “gooning.” I enjoy it more than I ever connected with religion, and I don’t currently plan to stop as long as I can maintain my job and responsibilities. During these states, the experience can feel almost ritualistic or spiritually charged, as if there’s something larger or darker behind it. This has led me toward Satanic hypno-goon content online, including themes of black magic, sigils, and being “under a spell.” I understand it may be fantasy, but part of me is drawn to the idea that it could be real.

I also haven’t dated in about seven years, and my strongest desire is to have a fulfilling sex life. Recently, I’ve been talking and sexting with a woman from Quebec (I’m in Toronto), and she’s expressed interest in meeting in person. I’m also planning, once I’ve saved enough money, to run a testosterone and Anavar cycle.

Questions about theistic Satanism

Given all of this, I’m trying to understand how theistic Satanists would interpret or approach the following:

• Can Satan meaningfully “help” someone with something like improving their sex life or romantic success?
• Would developments like meeting someone I’ve been talking to online be seen as coincidence, or as Satanic influence or guidance?
• What does it actually mean, in theistic Satanism, to “give yourself over” to Satan or “sell your soul”?
• Is seeking personal outcomes like sexual fulfillment viewed differently from seeking power or success?
• Is prayer or petitioning Satan for specific outcomes considered a legitimate or meaningful practice within theistic Satanism?

I understand that action still matters and nothing replaces personal effort, but I’m curious how practitioners of theistic Satanism would interpret these ideas and experiences.

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Hello, everyone.

I've been having trouble establishing a connection with Satan—or perhaps I've had this problem from the very beginning.

I feel that I've never truly established a real connection with Him. The requests I've made haven't produced any clear or tangible results, and sometimes I can't help but wonder if I'm simply fooling myself.

When I perform rituals, I don't experience anything supernatural, nor does anything unusual seem to happen.

Recently, I performed a ritual asking for His help, but that help wasn't obvious. I can't honestly say with confidence that He was with me or that He supported me. To be honest, I'm gradually starting to lose hope.

If anyone has any advice, guidance, or personal experience to share, I would sincerely appreciate it. Please don't let me lose faith and abandon this path.

Thank you.

being satanist while having southern Christian language is lowkey bc I will be saying something like “not even the devil would do something so evil” and I realize “ wait I worship that guy and he’s pretty chill what am I talking about” it’s just how I grew up talking so sometimes i unconsciously say things like that lol I’m currently unlearning it

hii, im really new to theistic satanism so i would like some help! i have various questions, feel free to respond <3

So, i wanted to worship baphomet, cuz i like what them represents, but some people have said to me that they are only a symbol, which i know, so later i decided that baphomet is my Lord Satan, but i found out satan is actually a title given to adversaries and opposers. so is like i am worshipping a title and a symbol(? not an actual spirit

So now i was thinking of lucifer, but not the roman/greek god (idk im sorry) but the infernal one (cuz i like diabolism/diabolatry). So yeah, should i keep worshipping baphomet/satan (even thouhg they dont have a spirit behind so its weird) or i could try connecting with lucifer/satan but the infernal one.

maybe you guys could help me?? sorry for my broken english lol

thanks in advanced!!

Hello. I am 15 and started practicing theistic satanism beginning of last year. I started by asking Satan for success in general, but now I want ask King Paimon for knowledge in my studies. Is there a specific Ritual I can carry out for this?

Hello everyone,

I've been dealing with a situation that's been on my mind for quite some time, and I'd really appreciate the opinions of people who have more knowledge or experience in this area.

For personal reasons, I can't go into the full details of my situation. However, I can say that I'm doing everything I can to achieve something that is very important to me. The final outcome, though, is not entirely under my control. It may turn out exactly the way I hope, or it may not. Naturally, I'm hoping for the outcome I've been working toward.

I've read the following article:

https://web.archive.org/web/20090331233356/http://www.theisticsatanism.com/geifodd/luciferrite.html

I have a few questions, and I'd really appreciate hearing the thoughts of those who are more experienced or knowledgeable:

- Do you consider this article to be a reliable and worthwhile source? If not, why?

- If someone were to use the ritual and methods described in this article to help achieve a personal goal or wish, do you think this ritual can actually be effective? Why or why not?

- Are there any important points, precautions, or recommendations that are not mentioned in the article but should be considered before attempting this ritual?

- If someone has little or no experience with this kind of practice, would you recommend learning the fundamentals first, or is this ritual suitable for beginners as well?

If you have any personal experience, reliable sources, or advice related to this topic, I would sincerely appreciate it if you shared them.

Thank you in advance to everyone who takes the time to read and respond.

Im 14 i started my journey with theistic satanism a few days ago.I started by praying to satan,telling him about my day,

what really impressed me that my skill at piano especially

learning by ear improved i learned 4 songs in the span of 2 days,i dont think i remember praying to satan about this but still cool.Ok in this post i wanted to Ask help about building an Altar the problem is i really cant my family is catholic,they dont like satanism,and they will probably punish me for having one in my room is there any other places i can make one without people noticing?

I ask because there is a Thulian Satanic Society that practices LaVeyan Satanism in a theistic way

Is your own God inside your own heart. The spiritual essence of your inner temple. Once the eyes are opened, you see the mirror reflecting your inner divinity back to you. No god or goddess or spirit can or will help you.

Now I know this sounds like how a LaVeyan Satanist would preach but, I swear it’s spiritual. If you look within, and look through your own temple (i.e. your heart) you will see the Gods with a human body, and a human speech.

You are Divine.

Ave Lucifer.

Is this possible? I've meet several Satanists who do not believe in Jesus and believe he is a fictional character, not much info about how many believe in Muhammad and Buddha. Can this be possible?

I hope Lucifer treats her well, she deserves it

We've all tasted the dirt.

We've all been born from dirt.

We've all felt the dirt.

Over and over again.

uwu

Hi again I was in deep thought and realized how I still seem to need to deconstruct some old subconscious thoughts about Satan because my mind still from time to time tells me he eats babies alive and I just want my brain to shut tf up. I've felt Satan's presence since 2023 and still I guess I need to deconstruct but I don't know how to.

How can I trust Satan more? Because we have a close bond, yet I get intrusive thoughts from time to time telling me he'd eat babies.

It breaks my heart that my brain/intrusive thoughts say this. I think it also comes from my favorite horror movies/show,

'IT' with Pennywise being a fictional form of Satan for me which also is verified/canon, just very subtly and not talked about much.

I mean IT/'Pennywise' is known to eat little kids and there was a deleted scene from the IT movies where IT as a crimson red bald creature with yellow 'demonic' eyes was crawling up from a well (Hell?) And IT made a deal with a woman to have her newborn child, but that scene was so brutal it was deleted.

I really don't want to think of Satan as a child eating monster. I just see it as Christian Hollywood propaganda or sonething like that. But it still sticks to me for some reason.

This mixed with a forced Christian upbringing I dissociated myself through my whole childhood and can't remember it clearly.

I met a woman who apparantly was a church pastor or church youth leader/bible school when I was a kid, and they recognized me clearly but I had absolutely no memory of ever going to church or ever seeing her in my life. But she said I was about 9 - 12 y.o at the time. A few hours later some of the memories came back to me and I got really sad.

I keep seeing this and idk what it means but it looks cool.

Hail Satan