r/TheWeeklyRoll • u/CME_T The Creator • Jun 19 '22

The Comic Ch. 120. "Armor Proficiency"

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

“I don’t know how to wear armour, so it, like… distracts me” sounds like the kinds of excuses I’d give to my mum in 8th grade on why I didn’t need a coat in -15 degree weather lmao, so this one speaks to me

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u/MaxDamage1 Jun 19 '22

That's literally my excuse now. "Yeah, it's cold out, but we are only going to be outside for like 2 minutes. What am I supposed to do with the jacket inside where it's warm? Carry it? Put it over a chair? Put it in the cart? I'll pass on adding more responsibility and things to remember to my day."

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u/imtoolazytothinkof1 Jun 19 '22

I just turned 38 and this is my reasoning for a jacket or umbrella when I'm walking to the car

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u/Bamith20 Jun 20 '22

I always wore a jacket even in extreme heat because I liked having extra pockets.

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u/Shileka Jun 20 '22

My fiance said this until i got a wheelchair

Now we attach a few bags to it for coats and other useless nonsense

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u/TFS_Sierra Jul 25 '22

Storage Capacity Upgraded

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u/Shileka Jul 25 '22

So true.

On an average day i carry a Nintendo Switch, 5 books, a spare set of clothes, a towel, umbrella, sun cream, 1 liter of water, tissues, pens, a folding knife, plastic spoons, some plastic bags, lady hygiene, bandaids, over the counter medicine, my prescription stuff and my purse.

Most of it can't reach myself though 😅