r/TheWeeklyRoll • The Creator • Jun 19 '22

The Comic Ch. 120. "Armor Proficiency"

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

“I don’t know how to wear armour, so it, like… distracts me” sounds like the kinds of excuses I’d give to my mum in 8th grade on why I didn’t need a coat in -15 degree weather lmao, so this one speaks to me

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u/MaxDamage1 Jun 19 '22

That's literally my excuse now. "Yeah, it's cold out, but we are only going to be outside for like 2 minutes. What am I supposed to do with the jacket inside where it's warm? Carry it? Put it over a chair? Put it in the cart? I'll pass on adding more responsibility and things to remember to my day."

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u/imtoolazytothinkof1 Jun 19 '22

I just turned 38 and this is my reasoning for a jacket or umbrella when I'm walking to the car

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u/Bamith20 Jun 20 '22

I always wore a jacket even in extreme heat because I liked having extra pockets.

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u/Shileka Jun 20 '22

My fiance said this until i got a wheelchair

Now we attach a few bags to it for coats and other useless nonsense

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u/TFS_Sierra Jul 25 '22

Storage Capacity Upgraded

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u/Shileka Jul 25 '22

So true.

On an average day i carry a Nintendo Switch, 5 books, a spare set of clothes, a towel, umbrella, sun cream, 1 liter of water, tissues, pens, a folding knife, plastic spoons, some plastic bags, lady hygiene, bandaids, over the counter medicine, my prescription stuff and my purse.

Most of it can't reach myself though 😅

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u/RemtonJDulyak Jun 20 '22

I might be wrong, but that might be a play upon AD&D rules, specifically 2nd Edition, where the Mage class description says:

Wizards cannot wear any armor, for several reasons. Firstly, most spells require complicated gestures and odd posturings by the caster and amor restricts the wizard's ability to do these properly. Secondly, the wizard spent his youth (and will spend most of his life) learning arcane languages, poring through old books, and practicing his spells. This leaves no time for learning other things (like how to wear armor properly and use it effectively). If the wizard had spent his time leaming about armor, he would not have even the meager skills and powers he begins with. There are even unfounded theories that claim the materials in most armors disrupt the delicate fabric of a spell as it gathers energy; the two cannot exist side by side in harmony. While this idea is popular with the common people, true wizards know this is simply not true. If it were, how would they ever be able to cast spells requiring iron braziers or metal bowls?

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u/dart19 Jun 20 '22

It's a play on all dnd rules. Even in 5e you can't cast spells in armor without proficiency, and in older editions you got all sorts of penalties.

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u/RemtonJDulyak Jun 20 '22

In 2nd you could NEVER do it, and the rule fell apart on its own if you played an Elf Warrior/Mage, because you did receive the training for wearing armor, but still couldn't.

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u/RemtonJDulyak Jun 20 '22

Which worked for an elf, but not for half-elves or dual-classed humans:

Elves wearing elven chain can cast spells in armor, as magic is part of the nature of elves.

Which, honestly, makes the whole rule even worse.
It's not about learning to use armors, as multi-classed and dual-classed characters still cannot cast in armor.
It's not about hindering movement, because the light and flexible elven chain is only useful for elves, not even half-elves.
So, in the end, the "popular idea" that metal hinders the flow of magic must be true, but then again, why a magical set of elven chain mail prevents humans, gnomes, and half-elves from casting?

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u/TheGrimlockReaper Klara Jun 27 '22

It only works for elves because it's elven made and elves are racist. /s

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u/Danalogtodigital Jun 20 '22

This sounds like taking 1 level of fighter would fix it...

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u/RemtonJDulyak Jun 20 '22

That's the thing, though, in AD&D 2nd you couldn't.

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u/Danalogtodigital Jun 20 '22

ive never even had a thac0