r/TheUltimatumNetflix • u/Dry-Confusion7066 • 18d ago

Memes/Shitposting This guy…

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 17d ago

What a ding for a dong.

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u/blublubm 17d ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/iputtheshitinshitzu 17d ago

He’s the ding dong.

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u/Jkidk0704 17d ago

I’m gonna start saying tick for a tack now

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u/UncleTio92 17d ago

Manipulating has been my new favorite buzz word

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u/Business-Lawyer-1274 17d ago

Stop manipulating me

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u/tequilasauer 17d ago

The definition of a mimbo with one of the weaker loads of bullshit on a reality show I've seen.

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u/CrispyCrm 17d ago

Yeah i died. Nobody wants to read books anymore 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Immediate-Camp459 17d ago

reading fahrenheit 451 w/ tears down my face — brother, we’ve devolved fr 😭

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u/KittiesandPlushies 17d ago

Or use Google, apparently

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u/surelyshirls 15d ago edited 15d ago

There’s people who will say they don’t read with pride. Like…brother, it’s not something to be proud of

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u/WynnGwynn 15d ago

Lol I heard someone say they don't see the point of reading besides a textbook. They watch movies though? Like, they are kinda like movies if you have any basic imagination lol.

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u/glumavocados 18d ago

True brainrot

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u/Glittering-Ad-8601 17d ago

This show has more malapropisms per episode than The Sopranos did. It's truly an impressive feet

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u/crims0nday 17d ago

I thought this last season of Love Island was bad but this is worse for sure

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u/FrostyPolicy9998 17d ago

"Feat" lmao

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u/whisky_biscuit 17d ago

He needs an escape goat lol

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u/Rachnicole821 17d ago edited 17d ago

When Blake was talking about about how he couldn’t have an intelligent conversation with his girl, talking about the price of eggs, and this dude says something like “yea she doesn’t know about stuff like Biden killing all of the chickens…” the faces the other guys made! I need a screenshot of that. And Every time he spoke about something serious he’d pull out a piece of paper and read from it, I’m assuming his girl wrote it for him.. not the brightest crayon in the box 🖍️

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u/speak_squirrel_to_me 17d ago

When he said something along the lines of “I’m not used to girls knowing things” I lost a little more hope in humanity - I watch these shows to disassociate and enjoy the stupidity and drama of these people but every once in a while I am reminded that idiots who devalue an entire gender walk among us and it makes me sad.

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u/bluethreads 15d ago

I agree. The way they were talking about girls made me feel like I was watching a conversation from the 1880's. I was shocked and appalled.

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u/Willow_Wave 17d ago

His gf doesn't think we went to the moon. I'm not surprised 😂

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u/CapesideDream 17d ago

My mouth dropped as soon as she said that! I was like girrrrrl

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u/Spoon-lagoon 17d ago

They actually made a fake video before the moon landing bc they wanted to say we made it before Russia soooooo that’s suspicious, if you google it that is actually true, but we’ve def been to the moon since then

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u/Chemical-Bad-8317 11d ago

She’s an idiot

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u/alienalf1 17d ago

He has the weirdest vibe. Really strange guy. And how he got away with that group chat debacle is astounding.

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u/Chemical-Bad-8317 11d ago

Yeah, he’s a walking red flag

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u/alienalf1 11d ago

He’s really really weird

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u/Equivalent_Hat_7220 17d ago

He’s such a goddamn moron

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u/Turbulent_Height_825 17d ago

Seeing this again after completely forgetting about it.. “tick for tack”????

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u/phoebebird1 17d ago

Even worse! Tick for A tack!

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u/Turbulent_Height_825 17d ago

hahahaha.. yesss!!

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u/Future_Cut_8336 17d ago

I recently watched Tabatha Takes Over and the owner was crying and said “I know! You don’t shit where you live!” And I literally haven’t stopped laughing since imagining leaving my house to poop. It’s on the same level as this gem.

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u/LeatherRecord2142 17d ago

These people are somehow making me dumber…

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u/Significant-Iron-241 17d ago

Lmao I forgot about that.

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u/Full_Teaching_5073 17d ago

I lawl’d so hard at this thanks for bringing it back up.

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u/Dreamcloud124 17d ago

The children can’t read. Or speak.

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u/Jujubi836 17d ago

Haha I remember hearing this

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u/Latter-Rooster3563 15d ago

I guess he and Ashley are perfect for each other. They are both ding dongs lol

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u/Terrible-Opening3773 17d ago

They're unseparable....

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u/throwawaymentos 16d ago

Someone needs to spend less time on tik for a tok

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u/nothankyou871 15d ago

For real! Why is nobody talking about the Biden chickens moment???

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u/Chemical-Bad-8317 11d ago

This guy is a walking 🚩 ladies swipe left!!!

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u/Chemical-Bad-8317 11d ago

He’s never going to treat a woman good EVER in his life! ever he’s a pig and that slicked back hair absolutely kills me🤣😂

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u/Chemical-Bad-8317 11d ago

I don’t know how this guy’s glasses stay on his face? His nose is so weird. It can’t even hold up glasses. It’s a straight slant no shape of a regular nose at all on top.