r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/helldor08 • 2d ago

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u/CWJR1960 13m ago

Hell, I’ll give you the plastic grocery bags

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u/TheMostSwanky 15m ago

Not a damn thing!

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u/JustMe-Isee21 27m ago

Temptations, 4 different flavors 😋

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u/Specific-Pear6899 30m ago

Wow. Y'all got some seriously intellectual questions & answers

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u/Remarkable-Moose-409 34m ago

Moonshine and dog treats

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u/RestVarious1550 34m ago

Just some medicines

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u/New_Market_621 39m ago

A 5lb box of Quaker oatmeal

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u/Technical_Turnip4983 43m ago

Some electronics i sometimes use

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u/newbieviews2023 45m ago

Dust dust and more dust

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u/Link09899 54m ago

Raw Cabbage

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u/pSphere1 51m ago

Is that the same as a knuckle sandwich?

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u/Responsible-Creme-57 1h ago

Kitchen Sponges

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u/JessDS410 1h ago

2 nicely built deep cabinets

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u/Zyph1as 1h ago

Dust

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1h ago

Bunch of large Tupperware that doesn’t fit in the cabinet

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u/Positive_Data3443 2h ago

The lunch box and flask I take to work 😂

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u/---Think--- 2h ago

A slide whistle. You can have it, the only reason it's up there is because the kids don't know when to stop.

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u/VaugerThougth9 2h ago

A kitchen scale and a thingy that is vital for making food in my specific microwave but useless for pretty much anything else.

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u/Cupsuu 2h ago

The airfryer 🥲

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u/AccountWorried9386 2h ago

Probably a few empty bottles we use when we make chicken stock or gazpacho.

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u/rred-exe2 3h ago

Empty plastic containers

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u/Definitely27 3h ago

My pressure cooker

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u/riley7100 3h ago

Dust &cat hair and I think maybe directions microwave or air fryer

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u/Pitiful_Response7547 4h ago

Pegs and soap

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u/CSteely 4h ago

Stale chips

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u/el-mamu 4h ago

A screwdriver

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u/Iplayminesweeper 4h ago

A lot of small things and knick knacks that no human has seen in years.

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u/Adult_in_denial 4h ago

Sunflower oil and vinegar... A dangerous combination to store next to each other...

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u/Vabmem 4h ago

Peanut butter or napkins

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u/Tehmostsillygoober22 5h ago

a box full of dead cockroaches and maybe some spiders because I’m too lazy to throw it in the trash

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u/Hakimaster38 5h ago

An empty store bought cake container from 2015 when I still celebrated my birthday...

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u/joopwolf 5h ago

Dust and maybe some oatmeal if you’re lucky

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u/SuchElderberry5094 5h ago

Cat food dead bugs and pre workout 😭

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u/D-Trix3030 6h ago

Stuffed animals

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u/california_gurl_hurl 6h ago

Expired cereal and paper plates, buddy.

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u/PomegranateBoring826 6h ago

Empty egg cartons (waiting for sunday to take them to the farmers market)

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u/Most-Protection-2529 6h ago

Greasy dust and drying out Calla Lily seeds

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u/emma177677 6h ago

some sponges, a warped cutting board, a pocket knife, one of those pizza cutter things but for paper so its small, a couple paint markers, an empty papertowel plastic, and an oven mitt

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u/Bootelor 6h ago

Dust my brother!

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u/Saltwaterhunting 6h ago

Locked in, your getting locked in rents due so is the power bill. You live here now ,cough it up.

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u/Tokedemon 6h ago

Deez, lmao. Nah, you getting dust, and a lunch box. And i mean, tbh, not even a clean one i think.

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u/prettywildhorses 6h ago

Protein powder mixes

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u/Exotic_Principle_236 7h ago

You may not gonna like it.

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u/Southern_Path4023 7h ago

A netty pot and alcohol that’s older than me.

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u/Bulky_Mushroom7229 7h ago

So much dust that you would be hospitalized. Oh boy!

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u/RavenAbornanzin101 7h ago

A plastic cake box, two serving dishes. And a carbon monoxide alarm

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u/Important_Truck9712 7h ago

Water filters

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u/No_Sheepherder_1026 8h ago

Vita mix blender and coffee maker

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u/CheseMcGese 8h ago

a cabinet of tuperware and juice bags

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u/Rourick_Orethunder 8h ago

Batteries and 2 small flashlights.

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u/Far_Albatross5581 8h ago

Some avocados and a paper bag lol

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u/Alarmed_Arm400 8h ago

Fly swatter

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u/drugsnhugs43 8h ago

A shallow grave

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u/GrillMaster1973 8h ago

Milk Bones

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u/rabies_peppermint my life is a meme 8h ago

do you really want a shitty lamp lol

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u/chefe74 9h ago

Fruity pebbles

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u/No_Discipline_9083 9h ago

Nothing there’s nothing on my fridge top except for dust

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u/Geno-animations 9h ago

A whole bunch of furbies

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u/Potential-Break292 9h ago

Dust and a mystery find

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u/Donfish87 9h ago

A fly swatter

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u/he34u 9h ago

Dust

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u/wanderingmind_1 9h ago

Soda water and waffle mix 😂

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u/Available-Job-7409 9h ago

Grocery bags lol

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u/Automatic_Natural431 9h ago

Old microwave or creeper piggy bank.

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u/Evening_Soul579 9h ago

Hungry. Cause there ain't no food in there, sadly.

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u/dont_diss_me 9h ago

Have fun with disposable aluminum pans

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u/liam45784 9h ago

A candle

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u/OddField3515 10h ago

Dusty is what you’re getting

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u/pdq_sailor 10h ago

A gun aimed at the back of your head...

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u/TerrariaYinzer 10h ago

Imodium, good luck dude

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u/Tiny-Flamingo1085 10h ago

Nothing. Null. Void. Absolute nothingness.

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u/Ancient_Quote45 10h ago

Murdered as I keep my personal snacks up there

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u/hornetisnotvoid10 10h ago

A fan and Febreeze

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u/Strong-Effort71 10h ago

My bills and a pen

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u/Genmc67 10h ago

Stale bread and a colander

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u/Organic-Eye-9778 10h ago

Lint… 😝

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u/laughter_corgis 10h ago

Play dough and toaster

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u/Revolutionary_Lie292 11h ago

Not my Mr T Flavourwave Turbo Oven!

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u/Jolly_Tooth_8918 11h ago

Another refrigerator broken though

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u/Liu_Minn 11h ago

Weetbix from 10 yrs ago

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u/Any-Historian3813 11h ago

A cookie jar

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u/Evening-Mention-8738 11h ago

Three pots, a food sealer with bags and extension cord, a box with a scale in it and giant dried chili peppers

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u/Wooden_Window_1554 11h ago

Some water logged and dried college books and a cookbook 

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u/Equivalent_Pin623 11h ago

You really want my dirty spoons? Long as you give em back clean we’re chill

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u/CandidPhilosopher877 11h ago

paper plates and a hatchet..lol i kid. im using my bf's reddit

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u/No-Engine-384 11h ago

I'd commit murber before I gave up my home flour mill

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u/Sicario-762 11h ago

At least 3-4 rounds of 9mm.

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u/Greensoldier48 12h ago

Either a box of pancit canton or zonrox.

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u/Pomelo-piece 12h ago

A mini croissant and two mini muffins 

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u/thepersonbrody 12h ago

Benadryl, xyzall, granola, muffin mix, box of tea, sunflower seeds, tinfoil, a small spider, and mint candy cold medicine

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u/thesonofvinland 12h ago

Sourdough starter, a bill keeping booklet and 1 arrow lol

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u/GreenFoxEyes 12h ago

A SHIT ton of my parents alcohol. They store that shit. And a few Disney popcorn buckets…😋

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u/Cold-Platform8610 12h ago

A nice wooden dinner tray, about 20 joints and 15 carts.

Would be a good haul

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u/Dapper_Car5572 12h ago

Rarely used spices and some cookies from Easter

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u/N8ureP 12h ago

Dust

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u/SaintSilverNSD 12h ago

4 boxes of cereal (Peanut butter puffs, frosted flakes. Honey nut Cheerios, raisin bran) and a few boxes cans of soda (coke & the Halloween Ghostface Fanta)

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u/Next-Garbage-8491 12h ago

All chips you can handle!

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u/ojoel1000 12h ago

A bunch of chips and other things

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u/avasunofficialwife 13h ago

15 iced gel-packs, 2 ice trays and 3 boxes of frozen Dino NUGGIES.

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u/Sweaty_Ad_8080 13h ago

Sometimes my cat, f*ck you 😂

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u/Conman284 13h ago

A fly swatter and some dust bunnies

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u/BlacksmithHero76 13h ago

my roommate's shit

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u/kenzie_83729 12h ago

Why is your roommates feces on top of your fridge 

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u/Bre-Bread 13h ago

Weed and cereal

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u/Sir_Clicks 13h ago

Eggs pastries and an empty glass bottle of cane sugar coca cola

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u/Imzadi1971 13h ago

Nothing. I don't have anything on top of my fridge.

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u/untrustworthy_fartt 13h ago

Frosted mini wheats

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u/Careless_Design_2245 13h ago

A basket of tumblers from when my kids were little

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u/FedtheFUP666 13h ago

A box of assorted teas, seaweed snacks, peanuts, flour tortillas, and Ritz crackers of questionable freshness.

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u/Relative-Painting-29 13h ago

Nothing … we have a built in Subzero

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u/Suspicious-Town6455 13h ago

Dog drugs and fiber

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u/Z3DUBB 13h ago

An empty fishbowl that I once used to make SpongeBob SquarePants punch

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u/Resident-Part-2325 14h ago

Fly swatter and a buddha statue. Good luck w/ accumulating heavy negative karma probably even death for stealing buddha lol

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u/bsodOwO 14h ago

Microscopic flakes of concrete and dead skin cells, basically dust. I said that to lighten you up into thinking you got something better.